When Chuck Norris walks into a room, the mice jump on chairs.
Chuck Norris was a pokemon card, until they took it out of the market cause the Chuck Norris card was level infinity.
In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.
July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.
Chuck Noris can make grapes from wine.
Q: Do you know why infinity goes on forever? A: Because it knows Chuck Norris is waiting for it at the end.
If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
Kanye West interupted Chuck Norris and became Kanye East.
R. Lee Ermey's war face is the face he made when he saw Chuck Norris ready to attack.
Q: What happens when an unstoppable force meets an unmovable object? A: Chuck Norris is clapping.