The Titanic sunk because Chuck Norris ran into it during his swim.
Chuck Norris eats blackholes as light snacks.
Chuck Norris can kill with blank bullets.
Chuck Norris graduated college in one hour.
Shhhhh... Did you hear that? Chuck did.
There was a competition of arm wrestling between Chuck Norris and Superman. And guess what, the loser had to wear his undies over his pants!
CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
Chuck Norris puts the fun in funeral.
If Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you, even Google won't be able to find you.