The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can blow smoke rings, but also smoke squares. Actually he can also blow your face.
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Chuck Norris doesn't run out of bullets, bullets run out of Norrises.
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Chuck Norris doesn't contribute to global warming, he exhales pure oxygen.
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UV rays are caused by Chuck Norris' smiles.
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My Prediction for the Mayweather Mcgregor fight. It becomes a Handicap Match against Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris ends it with a single roundhouse kick before the bell stops ringing.
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has 39.64 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
Chuck Norris throws a dodgeball at you, knocks all your teeth out. Then the ball hits you.
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has 39.64 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris' guitar amp goes up to 12.
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has 39.50 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Time travel is possible. But you must first get past Chuck Norris...
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Chuck Norris can spell roundhouse kick with five letters: death.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do steroids, steroids do Chuck Norris.
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