The best Chuck Norris jokes

The Titanic sunk because Chuck Norris ran into it during his swim.
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Chuck Norris eats blackholes as light snacks.
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Chuck Norris can kill with blank bullets.
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Chuck Norris graduated college in one hour.
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Shhhhh... Did you hear that? Chuck did.
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There was a competition of arm wrestling between Chuck Norris and Superman. And guess what, the loser had to wear his undies over his pants!
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CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
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When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
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Chuck Norris puts the fun in funeral.
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If Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you, even Google won't be able to find you.
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