Chuck Norris once rode a bull threw a China shop, the only thing that broke was the bull.
Chuck Norris uses battery acid for eye drops.
Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies dead.
CNN tells about every disaster around the world. CNN is actually Chuck Norris News.
Chuck Norris has never taken a test, because no one questions Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't have an attitude. He has a personality you can't handle.
Chuck Norris made sick the healthy chocolate.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin under his beard just another fist!
Chuck Norris doesn’t wash his clothes, he disembowels them.
Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.