The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris walks into a room, the mice jump on chairs.
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has 49.30 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris was a pokemon card, until they took it out of the market cause the Chuck Norris card was level infinity.
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has 49.30 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.
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has 49.30 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, war
July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.
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has 49.30 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: birthday, Chuck Norris, holiday
Chuck Noris can make grapes from wine.
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has 49.00 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, wine
Q: Do you know why infinity goes on forever? A: Because it knows Chuck Norris is waiting for it at the end.
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has 49.00 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
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has 48.79 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Kanye West interupted Chuck Norris and became Kanye East.
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has 48.79 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
R. Lee Ermey's war face is the face he made when he saw Chuck Norris ready to attack.
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has 48.79 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, war
Q: What happens when an unstoppable force meets an unmovable object? A: Chuck Norris is clapping.
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has 48.79 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
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