Chuck Norris is not cool.
By saying that, I have decreased my life to 5 seco...
Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.
Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
Chuck norris can kick you in the back of your face.
Chuck Norris watched the first season of "24" in 5 hours.
Obama's health care plan won't cover injuries caused by a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face.
Nobody would survive anyway.
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Chuck Norris can make sounds come out on his Air Guitar.
Chuck Norris speaks english, french, spanish, italian and portuguese.
At the same time in every sentence.
When you sneeze, it means someone is thinking badly of you.
When you have a seizure and pass out, it means Chuck Norris is thinking badly
The Matrix is a game on Chuck Norris' PS3.