Those who ignore history, are doomed by Chuck Norris.
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Charlie Sheen winning?
Chuck Norris says "I think not."
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Who would win in a fight between a bear and a lion?
Answer - neither, Chuck Norris would beat them both with a single round-house-kick.
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Stevie Wonder was the last person to stare Chuck Norris directly in the eyes...
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Chuck Norris doesn't smile, his mouth smiles for him.
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What occurs twice in The Beginning, never in The End, but is at The End of Everything?
Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can build a Water Dam...
In the Sahara Desert.
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Santa delivers to Chuck Norris' house first.
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Chuck Norris invented his own brand of media disc.
The Black and Blueray.
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When Chuck Norris surfs the Internet, he actually surfs on a virtual wave of 1's and 0's.
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