When Chuck Norris walks into a room, the mice jump on chairs.
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Chuck Norris was a pokemon card, until they took it out of the market cause the Chuck Norris card was level infinity.
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In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.
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July 4th is Independence day.
And the day Chuck Norris was born.
Coincidence? I think not.
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Chuck Noris can make grapes from wine.
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Q: Do you know why infinity goes on forever?
A: Because it knows Chuck Norris is waiting for it at the end.
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If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results.
It just doesn't happen.
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Kanye West interupted Chuck Norris and became Kanye East.
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R. Lee Ermey's war face is the face he made when he saw Chuck Norris ready to attack.
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Q: What happens when an unstoppable force meets an unmovable object?
A: Chuck Norris is clapping.
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