Chuck Norris graduated college in one hour.
The only difference between nunchucks and the legs of Chuck Norris is that wood eventually breaks.
Chuck Norris puts the fun in funeral.
Chuck Norris can win a football game by spiking a tennis ball over a volleyball net.
Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus birthday. Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday.
Chuck Norris once won an underwater breathing contest with a fish.
World War II started because Burger King screwed up Chuck Norris' order. Today Burger King NEVER gives you onions unless you ask for them.
Chuck Norris was in all the Star Wars movies, he played the force.
Chuck Norris once gave a box of his old watches to a group of kids. These kids are now known as the power rangers.
Chuck Norris cancelled his own funeral.