Chuck Norris doesn't need a particle accelerator to collide atoms, he just smashes his fists together.
Chuck starts the new year by roundhouse kicking the old one.
The sandman puts other people to sleep but Chuck Norris put the sandman to sleep.
The reason Tom Cruise runs in all his movies is because he's running the hell away from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has only one friend on Facebook: Pain.
Chuck Norris is so cool, ice cubes are jealous...
In America, Chuck Norris finds you But in Soviet Russia, you find Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can surf on lava.
Chuck norris can eat chicken tonight tomorow.
Chuck Norris isn't on Earth, the Earth is on Chuck Norris.