Those who ignore history, are doomed by Chuck Norris.
Charlie Sheen winning? Chuck Norris says "I think not."
Who would win in a fight between a bear and a lion? Answer - neither, Chuck Norris would beat them both with a single round-house-kick.
Stevie Wonder was the last person to stare Chuck Norris directly in the eyes...
Chuck Norris doesn't smile, his mouth smiles for him.
What occurs twice in The Beginning, never in The End, but is at The End of Everything? Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can build a Water Dam... In the Sahara Desert.
Santa delivers to Chuck Norris' house first.
Chuck Norris invented his own brand of media disc. The Black and Blueray.
When Chuck Norris surfs the Internet, he actually surfs on a virtual wave of 1's and 0's.