The best Chuck Norris jokes

Those who ignore history, are doomed by Chuck Norris.
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, history
Charlie Sheen winning? Chuck Norris says "I think not."
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Who would win in a fight between a bear and a lion? Answer - neither, Chuck Norris would beat them both with a single round-house-kick.
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Stevie Wonder was the last person to stare Chuck Norris directly in the eyes...
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Chuck Norris doesn't smile, his mouth smiles for him.
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What occurs twice in The Beginning, never in The End, but is at The End of Everything? Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can build a Water Dam... In the Sahara Desert.
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geography
Santa delivers to Chuck Norris' house first.
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Santa
Chuck Norris invented his own brand of media disc. The Black and Blueray.
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When Chuck Norris surfs the Internet, he actually surfs on a virtual wave of 1's and 0's.
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, IT
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