The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris graduated college in one hour.
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The only difference between nunchucks and the legs of Chuck Norris is that wood eventually breaks.
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Chuck Norris puts the fun in funeral.
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Chuck Norris can win a football game by spiking a tennis ball over a volleyball net.
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Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus birthday. Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday.
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Chuck Norris once won an underwater breathing contest with a fish.
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World War II started because Burger King screwed up Chuck Norris' order. Today Burger King NEVER gives you onions unless you ask for them.
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Chuck Norris was in all the Star Wars movies, he played the force.
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Chuck Norris once gave a box of his old watches to a group of kids. These kids are now known as the power rangers.
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Chuck Norris cancelled his own funeral.
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