Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
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Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee.
Except Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can check out books from the Library of Congress.
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When Chuck Norris eats teddy grahams, he craps out grizzly bears.
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Chuck Norris can read an eye chart with his eyes closed.
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There is no use crying over split milk, unless it's Chuck Norris' milk.
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Chuck Norris is not cool.
By saying that, I have decreased my life to 5 seco...
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Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.
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Chuck Norris can skydive indoors.
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Chuck norris can kick you in the back of your face.
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