The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris is not cool. By saying that, I have decreased my life to 5 seco...
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Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.
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Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
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Chuck norris can kick you in the back of your face.
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Chuck Norris watched the first season of "24" in 5 hours.
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Obama's health care plan won't cover injuries caused by a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face. Nobody would survive anyway.
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Chuck Norris can make sounds come out on his Air Guitar.
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Chuck Norris speaks english, french, spanish, italian and portuguese. At the same time in every sentence.
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When you sneeze, it means someone is thinking badly of you. When you have a seizure and pass out, it means Chuck Norris is thinking badly
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The Matrix is a game on Chuck Norris' PS3.
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