The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
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Chuck Norris can ski up a mountain.
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Chuck Norris once planted a box of Cheerios in his yard, the result was a donut tree.
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Chuck Norris once gave a cop a ticket for speeding.
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Chuck Norris can alphabetize m&m's
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When Jeronimo jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "CHUUUUCCCKKK NNNNOOOORRRIIIISSSSSS!" When Chuck Norris jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
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Chuck Norris made Ellen Degeneres straight.
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Q: What do a bungee jump cord and a hooker have in common? A: If the rubber breaks you're screwed.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS: The World orients itself to where he wants to go.
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The movie Unstoppable is based on Chuck Norris' morning jog.
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