Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
Chuck Norris can ski up a mountain.
Chuck Norris once planted a box of Cheerios in his yard, the result was a donut tree.
Chuck Norris once gave a cop a ticket for speeding.
Researchers once tried to measure Chuck Norris' IQ, but found that numbers don't count that high.
Chuck Norris can alphabetize m&m's
When Jeronimo jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "CHUUUUCCCKKK NNNNOOOORRRIIIISSSSSS!" When Chuck Norris jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
Chuck Norris made Ellen Degeneres straight.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS: The World orients itself to where he wants to go.
Facebook wants to add Chuck Norris as a Friend.