Chuck Norris is a man of few words.
Chuck Norris is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face.
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Santa Clause, The Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy were all real at one time... then they met Chuck.
There can only be 1 living legend.
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Q: Do you know why infinity goes on forever?
A: Because it knows Chuck Norris is waiting for it at the end.
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There was a school about learning roundhouse kicks.
No one finished it.
Why?
Chuck Norris kicked them with a roundhouse kick.
It's his only weakness so no one must know how to do Roundhouse Kick!
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When Chuck Norris was a kid, he wanted to see if you really could kill two birds with a stone.
Let's just say that's why birds fly still south in the winter.
Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need money he gets everything for free.
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Chuck Norris was supposed to be in the movie Halloween but the director thought it would be kind of stupid for Michael Meyers to stab himself in fear.
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Always be yourself, unless you can be Chuck Norris, then always be Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris's keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.
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