Chuck Norris was worshipped as a god by the Eskimos. That is why they had igloos modeled after his signature move.
Chuck Norris doesn't run out of bullets, bullets run out of Norrises.
The wind of Chuck Norris's round house kick can be felt from 1600 million miles away.
UV rays are caused by Chuck Norris' smiles.
Chuck Norris doesn't solve math - math solves Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
The war with Japan would have ended sooner, but the allies decided that dropping Chuck Norris on Hiroshima would be a crime against humanity.
Time travel is possible. But you must first get past Chuck Norris...
Chuck Norris can spell roundhouse kick with five letters: death.
Chuck Norris doesn't do steroids, steroids do Chuck Norris.