The best Chuck Norris jokes

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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Chuck norris farted in a ditch and the grand canyon was created.
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Chuck Norris once taught a French Bulldog to be English.
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Barack Obama was elected president of the USA because Chuck Norris said so. He remind him of Trivette...
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Chuck Norris asked his script writer for more dialogue and the script writer said "Chuck you mean more grunting?"
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Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
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Scientists did not in fact slipt the atom, Chuck Norris just roundhouse kicked it.
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How long does it take Chuck Norris to get to Asia? 2 months... How does he get there? He walks.
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Chuck Norris told his iPhone 2g it was a iPhone 4. He can now multi task and use face time.
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