If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.
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Barcelona beats every team in the world, Chuck Norris can beat Barcelona... by himself.
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Once Chuck Norris rubbed a magical lamp, nothing came out.
The genie ain't stupid.
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When Chuck Norris went to Easter island, he couldn't understand why other tourists kept asking him to pose for photos next to the stone monoliths.
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Chuck Norris is a man of few words.
Chuck Norris is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face.
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There was a school about learning roundhouse kicks.
No one finished it.
Why?
Chuck Norris kicked them with a roundhouse kick.
It's his only weakness so no one must know how to do Roundhouse Kick!
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When Chuck Norris was a kid, he wanted to see if you really could kill two birds with a stone.
Let's just say that's why birds fly still south in the winter.
Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need money he gets everything for free.
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Always be yourself, unless you can be Chuck Norris, then always be Chuck Norris.
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