Ozzy Ozbourne once bit the head off a bat. Not one to be outdone, Chuck Norris bit the head off Batman!
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Justin Timberlake didn't bring sexy back Chuck Norris did.
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E=mc squared.
E multiplied by mc squared=Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King and got one.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out.
It failed miserably.
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If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'till."
After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
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The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
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A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
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Chuck Norris once created a flamethrower by urinating into a lighter.
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The snake was punished because Chuck Norris tempted it to ate the apple.
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