The best Chuck Norris jokes

Why did satan die before judgment day, Chuck hated him.
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, religious
Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris created the platypus by roundhouse kicking a duck at a beaver.
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has 45.60 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, duck
Chuck Norris doesn't climb trees. He just pulls them down and walks on top of them.
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
A lion once put his head inside the mouth of Chuck Norris.
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris was a kid his parents took him to a beach in Georgia. While swimming Chuck Norris pants came down and out popped Florida.
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, kids
Chuck Norris once starred in Wheel of Fortune. The last twenty nine minutes were spent in an awkward silence, waiting for the wheel to stop spinning.
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Chuck Norris wears white to a funeral, no one asks why.
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Chuck Norris was sitting around a campfire with two cowboys. The cowboys were competing to see which one is more hardcore. The first one says," Once, I was charged by an angry bull. I proceeded to jump on its back and kill it by gorging its eyes out." The second says, " Once I was swimming in a river, and an annocanda tried to strangle me. I ripped its head off with my teeth." Chuck norris just smiles and continues tending to the campfire with his penis.
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has 45.53 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, cowboy, death
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