Chuck Norris invented the Giraffe when he roundhouse kicked a spotted Horse in the chin.
Using a novelty invisible dog leash and collar Chuck Norris won the Westminster Dog Show.
Chuck Norris only weakness, is weakness, of course!
Scooby Doo prefers Norris snacks'.
Chuck Norris gave birth to himself because nobody else is capable (or could even live) to give birth to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris will chuck you in the norris!
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
Chuck Norris can travel a negative distance.
Barcelona beats every team in the world, Chuck Norris can beat Barcelona... by himself.
Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.