The best Chuck Norris jokes

Charlie Sheen is a drug, it will melt your face and kill you. Chuck Norris had two 8-Balls of Sheen and is now suing for false advertising.
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has 45.52 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, drug
Underneath China it says "Made in Chuck Norris".
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has 45.45 % from 164 votes. More jokes about: asian, Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris goes to the cinema, he changes the movies with his remote control.
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has 45.35 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, technology
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
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has 44.92 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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has 44.92 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. there were no survivors and the pilot episode tape has been burned.
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has 44.92 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The war with Japan would have ended sooner, but the allies decided that dropping Chuck Norris on Hiroshima would be a crime against humanity.
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has 44.92 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geography, war
Chuck Norris grew a beard at the age of eighteen. Twice.
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has 44.92 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can rotate text in MS Paint.
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has 44.67 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, technology
On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.
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has 44.61 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
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