Chuck Norris goes to the Bermuda Triangle for vacation.
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Chuck Norris can win a football game by spiking a tennis ball over a volleyball net.
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After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris.
It was more "humane".
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Chuck Norris can hear your text messages.
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Chuck Norris went up Niagra Falls in a barrel.
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I had an idea once, and a light bulb appeared over my head.
Chuck Norris had an idea, and the sun was created.
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Chuck Norris didn't cross the road... he was already on the other side...
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The Beatles originally sang "All you need is Chuck Norris".
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Chuck Norris only weakness, is weakness, of course!
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Chuck Norris gave birth to himself because nobody else is capable (or could even live) to give birth to Chuck Norris.
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