The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris doesn’t shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
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has 36.09 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris inhales carbon monoxide and exhales oxygen.
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has 36.09 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a wristwatch. He always knows when it's time to kick some ass.
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has 36.08 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
Christano Roanaldo dives because he thinks of Chuck Norris.
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has 36.08 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, soccer
Chuck Norris impregnates women without having sex with them.
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has 36.03 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, sex, women
Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.
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has 36.03 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.
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has 35.91 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, money
Once Chuck Norris went back in time and kicked a ball. When it landed it wiped out the dinosaurs.
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has 35.87 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dinosaur, time, travel
You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
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has 35.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The Karate Kid killed caught a fly with two chopsticks, Chuck Norris killed a rhino with one.
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has 35.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death, sport
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