Chuck Norris invented the Giraffe when he roundhouse kicked a spotted Horse in the chin.
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Using a novelty invisible dog leash and collar Chuck Norris won the Westminster Dog Show.
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Chuck Norris only weakness, is weakness, of course!
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Scooby Doo prefers Norris snacks'.
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Chuck Norris gave birth to himself because nobody else is capable (or could even live) to give birth to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris will chuck you in the norris!
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Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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Chuck Norris can travel a negative distance.
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Barcelona beats every team in the world, Chuck Norris can beat Barcelona... by himself.
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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.
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