Chuck Norris was worshipped as a god by the Eskimos.
That is why they had igloos modeled after his signature move.
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Chuck Norris doesn't run out of bullets, bullets run out of Norrises.
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The wind of Chuck Norris's round house kick can be felt from 1600 million miles away.
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UV rays are caused by Chuck Norris' smiles.
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Chuck Norris doesn't solve math - math solves Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
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The war with Japan would have ended sooner, but the allies decided that dropping Chuck Norris on Hiroshima would be a crime against humanity.
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Time travel is possible.
But you must first get past Chuck Norris...
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Chuck Norris can spell roundhouse kick with five letters: death.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do steroids, steroids do Chuck Norris.
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