The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris invented the Giraffe when he roundhouse kicked a spotted Horse in the chin.
Vote:
has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Using a novelty invisible dog leash and collar Chuck Norris won the Westminster Dog Show.
Vote:
has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris only weakness, is weakness, of course!
Vote:
has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Scooby Doo prefers Norris snacks'.
Vote:
has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris gave birth to himself because nobody else is capable (or could even live) to give birth to Chuck Norris.
Vote:
has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: birthday, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris will chuck you in the norris!
Vote:
has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
Vote:
has 47.21 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris can travel a negative distance.
Vote:
has 47.21 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, travel
Barcelona beats every team in the world, Chuck Norris can beat Barcelona... by himself.
Vote:
has 47.21 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, soccer, sport
Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.
Vote:
has 47.21 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: christian, Chuck Norris, mean
<<<230231232233
More jokes →
Page 230 of 249.