The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris is the only one that can turn lemonade into lemons.
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Chuck Norris can make a snowman with sand.
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Chuck Norris' yawn put people in comas.
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Alien from "A.V.P" is just Chuck Norris' Gecko.
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Chuck Norris does not play computer games, he makes games play computer!
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Chuck Norris does not need a remote for his tv for all he needs to do is just stare until it turns on.
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Chuck Norris can fire Vince McMahon.
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Chuck Norris can finish a Super Mario game with just one arrow key.
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The Expendables 2 is actually a documentary film showing Chuck Norris killing people.
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has 52.38 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris beat Super Mario Galaxie 2 in the big dipper... before Nintendo was invented.
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