If only telemarketers would have the balls to call Chuck Norris... Then none of us would have to put up with them again.
Chuck Norris can turn carbon paper into diamonds.
Chuck Norris fell off a building, he got sued for breaking the sidewalk with his fists.
Chuck Norris was supposed to make a cameo appearence in "Full House" but he was let off because he wanted to rename the show "Roundhouse."
Chuck Norris can suck a black hole.
Chuck Norris doesnt eat lunch, he drinks dinner.
Chuck Norris can skydive into outer space.
Nobody has ever told Chuck Norris a yo-mama joke and lived to tell about it.
Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber once had a singing contest, the loser had to never hit puberty.
Chuck Norris dosen't need to stand on top of the empire state building to kill someone with a penny.