Superman got his powers when Chuck Norris sneezed on him.
There is no such thing as an endangered species, they are Chuck's likes and dislikes.
Chuck Norris turns his game off while saving.
Chuck Norris does not get parking tickets; he gets "thank you for parking anywhere" notes.
When Chuck Norris goes to the beach, he puts on sunscreen to protect the sun from him.
Chuck Norris's GPS still can't find him.
If there's something strange... In your neighborhood... Who ya gonna call?... CHUCK NORRIS!
When Chuck Norris bakes cookies for his enemies, he adds his own secret ingredient to make a special taste to it. Its called "defeat".
Justin Bieber was inspired by Usher because of his music and dance, Usher was inspired by Michael Jackson The King of Pop, Michael Jackson was inspired by...Chuck Norris.
The Earth does NOT revolve around the Sun. The Earth is stationary. The Sun follows Chuck Norris as he makes his daily jog around the Earth.