The best Chuck Norris jokes

If looks could kill they would be called Chuck Norris.
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has 63.93 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris once created a time machine and had to fight himself. We call it The Big Bang.
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has 63.82 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can make ice cubes with a microwave.
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Chuck Norris puts phone companies on hold.
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Meteors didn't kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just needed a new pair of boots.
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has 63.82 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dinosaur
Chuck Norris doesn't use his hand to catch bullets, he uses his mind.
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has 63.82 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris has a heart attack, he attacks back.
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has 63.82 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice and Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick me for being stupid.
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has 63.82 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, stupid
A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
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has 63.82 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, geography, health
Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.
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has 63.81 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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