When Norris hits the road, he destroys it.
When Chuck Norris gets nominated for the ALS ice bucket challenge, the bucket donates $1000 to ALS research.
When Columbus discovered America, Chuck Norris has already worked there as Texas ranger.
Chuck Norris is the only man who can put M&M's in alphabetical order.
Chuck Norris is suing MySpace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
Chuck Norris is the only person who could truly judge a book by its' cover.
Chuck Norris once ate a bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
Love does not conquer all. Chuck Norris does.
Chuck Norris can make ice cubes with a microwave.
Chuck Norris can actually describe the taste of purified water.