The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris knows what color a smurf turns when you choke it.
Vote:
has 56.05 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If Chuck Norris misses a roundhouse-kick, you will still die.
Vote:
has 56.05 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can speak Spanish in three different languages.
Vote:
has 56.05 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris couldn't act in Titanic because he would have saved everyone.
Vote:
has 56.05 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris' yawn put people in comas.
Vote:
has 56.05 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris doesn't blink...reality pauses.
Vote:
has 56.05 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The Question Mark was invented after scientists attempted to measure the speed of a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
Vote:
has 56.02 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
Chuck Norris once created a time machine and had to fight himself. We call it The Big Bang.
Vote:
has 56.02 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do? All of them.
Vote:
has 56.02 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris wants salad, he eats a vegetarian.
Vote:
has 55.91 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
<<<82838485
More jokes →
Page 82 of 250.