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Superman got his powers when Chuck Norris sneezed on him.
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There is no such thing as an endangered species, they are Chuck's likes and dislikes.
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Chuck Norris turns his game off while saving.
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Chuck Norris does not get parking tickets; he gets "thank you for parking anywhere" notes.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the beach, he puts on sunscreen to protect the sun from him.
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Chuck Norris's GPS still can't find him.
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If there's something strange... In your neighborhood... Who ya gonna call?... CHUCK NORRIS!
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When Chuck Norris bakes cookies for his enemies, he adds his own secret ingredient to make a special taste to it. Its called "defeat".
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Justin Bieber was inspired by Usher because of his music and dance, Usher was inspired by Michael Jackson The King of Pop, Michael Jackson was inspired by...Chuck Norris.
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The Earth does NOT revolve around the Sun. The Earth is stationary. The Sun follows Chuck Norris as he makes his daily jog around the Earth.
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