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Chuck Norris has found what U2 are looking for.
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Chuck Norris' driver's license simply shows his shoe size.
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Chuck Norris cannot be put in a corner. The corner always backs away.
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Chuck Norris ate a sheet of paper, then later found an origami swan in the toilet.
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Chuck Norris watched the entire Lord of the Rings without blinking.
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Chuck Norris is the only one that can turn lemonade into lemons.
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Chuck Norris wins Clue in one guess.
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Chuck Norris's Birthday is October 32th.
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Chuck Norris was banned from going to "housewarming" parties because he kept burning them down.
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Chuck norris can fix a plumbers crack.
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