Chick Norris has never pooped because nothing scares the shot out of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris fell off a building, he got sued for breaking the sidewalk with his fists.
Chuck Norris is what you get when you open a can of whoop-butt.
Chuck Norris can suck a black hole.
Lehman Brothers owed Chuck Norris a fiver. When he asked for payback, well, you know the rest.
Chuck Norris once won a staredown over a walkie talkie.
Chuck Norris grabs Donald Trump by the pussy.
Nobody has ever told Chuck Norris a yo-mama joke and lived to tell about it.
Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber once had a singing contest, the loser had to never hit puberty.