Chuck Norris occasionally smokes large cigars.
The last one was called the Hindenburg.
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Alien from "A.V.P" is just Chuck Norris' Gecko.
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The Expendables 2 is actually a documentary film showing Chuck Norris killing people.
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Chuck Norris got a perfect SAT score by just putting his name on the paper...
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Every bone inside Chuck Norris is his funny bone, cause he laughs wherever you hit him.
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Chuck Norris does not need a remote for his tv for all he needs to do is just stare until it turns on.
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Chuck Norris can finish a Super Mario game with just one arrow key.
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Chuck Norris can fire Vince McMahon.
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Chuck Norris is not 70 years old.
At age 60, he began getting younger.
This is why he is actually only 50.
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Chuck Norris beat Super Mario Galaxie 2 in the big dipper... before Nintendo was invented.
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