The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can suck a black hole.
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Chuck Norris haunts ghosts.
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Chuck Norris fell off a building, he got sued for breaking the sidewalk with his fists.
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Chuck Norris doesnt eat lunch, he drinks dinner.
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris can turn carbon paper into diamonds.
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Chick Norris has never pooped because nothing scares the shot out of Chuck Norris.
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Nobody has ever told Chuck Norris a yo-mama joke and lived to tell about it.
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has 52.85 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Yo mama
Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber once had a singing contest, the loser had to never hit puberty.
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has 52.81 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris dosen't need to stand on top of the empire state building to kill someone with a penny.
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has 52.77 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
What is so good about Chuck Norris? He is just some stupid actor, if he was really that good he would come here and bash my head on the keyboD5LISDALGFRGY I idyfgylbhyuu2213874rt fsdnljsdha.
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has 52.76 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, technology
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