Chuck Norris can suck a black hole.
Chuck Norris fell off a building, he got sued for breaking the sidewalk with his fists.
Chuck Norris doesnt eat lunch, he drinks dinner.
Chuck Norris can turn carbon paper into diamonds.
Chick Norris has never pooped because nothing scares the shot out of Chuck Norris.
Nobody has ever told Chuck Norris a yo-mama joke and lived to tell about it.
Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber once had a singing contest, the loser had to never hit puberty.
Chuck Norris dosen't need to stand on top of the empire state building to kill someone with a penny.
What is so good about Chuck Norris? He is just some stupid actor, if he was really that good he would come here and bash my head on the keyboD5LISDALGFRGY I idyfgylbhyuu2213874rt fsdnljsdha.