Chuck Norris dosen't need to stand on top of the empire state building to kill someone with a penny.
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Chuck Norris can make a snowman with sand.
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Chuck Norris is the only one that can turn lemonade into lemons.
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Chuck Norris can speak Spanish in three different languages.
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Chuck Norris' yawn put people in comas.
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Alien from "A.V.P" is just Chuck Norris' Gecko.
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The Expendables 2 is actually a documentary film showing Chuck Norris killing people.
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Chuck Norris does not play computer games, he makes games play computer!
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Every bone inside Chuck Norris is his funny bone, cause he laughs wherever you hit him.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have an Ipod, he has an Ifist.
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