The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chick Norris has never pooped because nothing scares the shot out of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris fell off a building, he got sued for breaking the sidewalk with his fists.
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Chuck Norris haunts ghosts.
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Chuck Norris is what you get when you open a can of whoop-butt.
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Chuck Norris can suck a black hole.
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Lehman Brothers owed Chuck Norris a fiver. When he asked for payback, well, you know the rest.
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Chuck Norris once won a staredown over a walkie talkie.
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Chuck Norris grabs Donald Trump by the pussy.
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has 52.85 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, political
Nobody has ever told Chuck Norris a yo-mama joke and lived to tell about it.
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has 52.85 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Yo mama
Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber once had a singing contest, the loser had to never hit puberty.
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has 52.81 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music
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