One day Chuck Norris wanted to make a prank to whole world.
So Justin Bieber was created.
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Chuck Norris dosen't need to stand on top of the empire state building to kill someone with a penny.
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Chuck Norris can speak Spanish in three different languages.
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Chuck Norris is the only one that can turn lemonade into lemons.
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Chuck Norris can make a snowman with sand.
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Chuck Norris' yawn put people in comas.
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Alien from "A.V.P" is just Chuck Norris' Gecko.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have an Ipod, he has an Ifist.
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Chuck Norris does not need a remote for his tv for all he needs to do is just stare until it turns on.
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Ghosts are created when Chuck Norris kills people to fast for the grim reaper to prosses.
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