The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can pick "side" when flipping a coin.
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Chuck Norris looks at IEDs and the trigger man blows up.
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Chuck Norris can run a full marathon in just 3 miles.
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T. S. Eliot measured out his life with coffee spoons. Chuck Norris uses a backhoe.
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Chuck Norris paints little red wagons for a living with his victim's blood. But not the wheels. That's just wrong.
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A Chuck Norris round house kick is considered the first "super-collider".
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Chuck Norris's wish isn't your command, Chuck Norris's command is your wish...
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Chuck Norris has 5 bathtubs, they are known as the Great Lakes.
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Chuck Norris could actually win on Takeshi's Castle.
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Chuck Norris won the World Horseshoe Pitching Contest while they were still attached to a Clydesdale.
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