Chuck Norris cannot only accelerate beyond the speed of light. He can also accelerate beyond the speed of dark.
Chuck Norris built the never ending stairs. Then he climbed it up.
Chuck Norris had to write a story on bravery he got a A+ for writting his name.
Chuck Norris not only speaks in the third person, he sees in the third person.
Chuck Norris doesn't break bricks. They fold under pressure.
The truth hurts dosen't it, Chuck Norris' truth kills.
Chuck Norris once broke a mirror over the head of a black cat while standing under a ladder on Friday the thirteenth. The next day he won the lottery.
When Chuck Norris breaks a sweat... he tries to do it as quickly as possible so as not to hurt it.
Chuck Norris can make a pound cake with only an ounce.
Chuck Norris can play a whole note in 3/4 time.