When Google has a question Chuck Norris always knows it.
Chuck Norris really can get chicken from a tuna can.
Superman got his powers when Chuck Norris sneezed on him.
Stores accept Monopoly money from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a stapler, he puts the paper between his fingers and they just stick.
They say, "You can't fight city hall", but Chuck Norris can. It's not much of a fight....
Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.
If Chuck Norris misses a roundhouse-kick, you will still die.
Chuck Norris once pushed a door that said,"pull."
Chuck Norris once saw a video that takes 24 hours to watch... He saw it 3 times a day.