The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris once spent a month in El Paso one night.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
Chuck Norris doesn't contribute to global warming, he exhales pure oxygen.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Chuck Norris is the real man inside of Chucky.
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Chuck Norris logged on MSN through the display of washing machines.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, IT, technology
The first paper money press was invented when Chuck Norris drew a design under his boot and stepped on a tree.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, money
When Chuck Norris jumps from a building, the concrete commits suicide.
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has 59.17 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
The Grinch stole Christmas until Chuck Norris ordered him to return it.
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has 59.12 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is the only man who can put M&M's in alphabetical order.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.
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has 59.05 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, life, men, women
Do you know why the Earth's spinning ? Because Chuck Norris is running on it.
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has 58.99 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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