The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris cannot only accelerate beyond the speed of light. He can also accelerate beyond the speed of dark.
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Chuck Norris built the never ending stairs. Then he climbed it up.
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Chuck Norris had to write a story on bravery he got a A+ for writting his name.
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Chuck Norris not only speaks in the third person, he sees in the third person.
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Chuck Norris doesn't break bricks. They fold under pressure.
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The truth hurts dosen't it, Chuck Norris' truth kills.
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Chuck Norris once broke a mirror over the head of a black cat while standing under a ladder on Friday the thirteenth. The next day he won the lottery.
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When Chuck Norris breaks a sweat... he tries to do it as quickly as possible so as not to hurt it.
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Chuck Norris can make a pound cake with only an ounce.
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Chuck Norris can play a whole note in 3/4 time.
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