The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Google has a question Chuck Norris always knows it.
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Chuck Norris really can get chicken from a tuna can.
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has 66.64 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fish, food
Superman got his powers when Chuck Norris sneezed on him.
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has 66.60 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Stores accept Monopoly money from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a stapler, he puts the paper between his fingers and they just stick.
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They say, "You can't fight city hall", but Chuck Norris can. It's not much of a fight....
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Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.
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has 66.60 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, game
If Chuck Norris misses a roundhouse-kick, you will still die.
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has 66.46 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once pushed a door that said,"pull."
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Chuck Norris once saw a video that takes 24 hours to watch... He saw it 3 times a day.
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has 66.46 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
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