The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris once created a time machine and had to fight himself. We call it The Big Bang.
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Chuck Norris can make ice cubes with a microwave.
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Chuck Norris once shook a pirates hand. That pirate is now known as Captain Hook
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Chuck Norris puts phone companies on hold.
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If you look back far enough in your family tree, Chuck Norris appears at least three times.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use his hand to catch bullets, he uses his mind.
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Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice and Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick me for being stupid.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he didn't play with Lincoln Logs, he built real houses.
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Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.
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When Clark Kent goes into a phonebooth, Superman comes out. When Chuck Norris goes into a phone booth, it explodes and Chuck walks away.
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