The best Chuck Norris jokes

If only telemarketers would have the balls to call Chuck Norris... Then none of us would have to put up with them again.
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Chuck Norris can turn carbon paper into diamonds.
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Chuck Norris fell off a building, he got sued for breaking the sidewalk with his fists.
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Chuck Norris was supposed to make a cameo appearence in "Full House" but he was let off because he wanted to rename the show "Roundhouse."
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Chuck Norris can suck a black hole.
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Chuck Norris doesnt eat lunch, he drinks dinner.
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris can skydive into outer space.
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Nobody has ever told Chuck Norris a yo-mama joke and lived to tell about it.
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has 52.85 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Yo mama
Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber once had a singing contest, the loser had to never hit puberty.
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has 52.81 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris dosen't need to stand on top of the empire state building to kill someone with a penny.
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has 52.77 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
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