Chuck Norris can pick "side" when flipping a coin.
Chuck Norris looks at IEDs and the trigger man blows up.
Chuck Norris can run a full marathon in just 3 miles.
T. S. Eliot measured out his life with coffee spoons. Chuck Norris uses a backhoe.
Chuck Norris paints little red wagons for a living with his victim's blood. But not the wheels. That's just wrong.
A Chuck Norris round house kick is considered the first "super-collider".
Chuck Norris's wish isn't your command, Chuck Norris's command is your wish...
Chuck Norris has 5 bathtubs, they are known as the Great Lakes.
Chuck Norris could actually win on Takeshi's Castle.
Chuck Norris won the World Horseshoe Pitching Contest while they were still attached to a Clydesdale.