Chuck Norris's Blood Can't be matched...
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Alien from "A.V.P" is just Chuck Norris' Gecko.
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It takes a master to shoot a fly from a hundred Paces, but it takes a Chuck Norris to roundhouse-kick one from a thousand.
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When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
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Superman got his powers when Chuck Norris sneezed on him.
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Stores accept Monopoly money from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a stapler, he puts the paper between his fingers and they just stick.
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They say, "You can't fight city hall", but Chuck Norris can.
It's not much of a fight....
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Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.
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Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
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