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Usually when kids go to sleep they sleep with a teddy bear... Chuck Norris sleeps with an actual bear
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Chuck Norris can actually punch you in the soul.
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Bill Gates lives in fear Chuck Norris' PC will crash.
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Chuck Norris went on Man vs Wild once. The Wild lost.
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Q: How many licks does it take Chuck Norris to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? A: Zero. He simply stares at the candy and the outer coating is gone.
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In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris still kicks your ass.
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Chuck Norris called McDonald's through the television.
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Chuck Norris does not smile. \r\nHe flexes his teeth.
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If you write the Death Note on Chuck Norris, the Death Note dies.
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If Chuck Norris is defusing a bomb and has a choice of red wire, yellow wire and green wire, he chooses blue.
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