The best Chuck Norris jokes

Oxygen needs Chuck Norris to survive.
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Chuck Norris can swim and skydive at the same time.
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Chuck Norris once leaned on the Tower of Pisa...
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Chuck Norris once broke the law... with his fists.
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Chuck Norris' primary weapon in Call of Duty is his roundhouse kick.
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What does the fox say? Whatever the hell Chuck Norris tells him to.
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We only submit these facts so he doesn't kill us.
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has 55.57 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris round house kicked the xbox and made the xbox 360.
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Daylight Savings happened when Chuck Norris overslept an hour.
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Chuck Norris can drink from an empty cup.
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