The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can blow up things, without a bomb.
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Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.
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Chuck Norris once bowled a 300... Without a ball... He wasn't even in a bowling ally.
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Q: Why aren't the aliens making contact? A: They are afraid of Chuck Norris.
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Ed and Lorraine Warren have the doll Anabelle locked in a glass case in their basement, a priest comes there every week to whisper Chuck Norris's name in its ear. The doll locked itself in the case upon first hearing the name.
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Chuck Norris once won a three-legged race... By himself.
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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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When Chuck Norris throws a throwing knife, the knife doesn't kill his victim, the force of the air did.
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has 66.43 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
In 1945 Chuck Norris drank a Redbull and jumped out a plane. For image results, Google the word Hiroshima.
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has 66.41 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: airplane, Chuck Norris, technology, time
Chuck Norris' indian name is "He who can kick your ass anytime anywhere"
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