The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris made the universe... out of his snot and left kidney.
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Chuck Norris, not Duke, stole the recipie for Bush's Baked Beans.
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Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.
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Chuck Norris gave Iceman frostbite.
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After Chuck Norris was born, he drove himself back home.
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Chuck Norris is the four horsemen of the apocalypse!
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The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.
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If Chuck Norris were to get into a fight with another Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris would win.
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Superman is weakened when exposed to Kryptonite. Chuck Norris eats Kryptonite for breakfast without even a belch.
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There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
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