Chuck Norris made the universe... out of his snot and left kidney.
Chuck Norris, not Duke, stole the recipie for Bush's Baked Beans.
Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.
Chuck Norris gave Iceman frostbite.
After Chuck Norris was born, he drove himself back home.
Chuck Norris is the four horsemen of the apocalypse!
The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.
If Chuck Norris were to get into a fight with another Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris would win.
Superman is weakened when exposed to Kryptonite. Chuck Norris eats Kryptonite for breakfast without even a belch.
There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.