The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris once went to practice his golf swing at a driving range... his golf balls are now known as stars!
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Chuck Norris got elected for president, even though he didn't run for anything.
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Chuck Norris can turn a vegan into a cannibal.
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Oxygen needs Chuck Norris to survive.
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Chuck Norris can make ice cubes with a microwave.
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Chuck Norris once broke the law... with his fists.
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Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris.
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has 52.19 % from 110 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, masturbation
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.
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Chuck Norris can read an eye chart with his eyes closed.
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