Chuck Norris can turn a vegan into a cannibal.
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Chuck Norris once broke the law... with his fists.
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In high school, Chuck Norris was voted "Most."
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Chuck Norris can make ice cubes with a microwave.
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Chuck Norris once went to practice his golf swing at a driving range... his golf balls are now known as stars!
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Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.
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Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb.
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Chuck Norris jumped off a building once.
The ground didn't make it.
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Chuck Norris can read an eye chart with his eyes closed.
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Chuck Norris invented half when he round house kicked the number 1
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