Oxygen needs Chuck Norris to survive.
Chuck Norris can swim and skydive at the same time.
Chuck Norris once leaned on the Tower of Pisa...
Chuck Norris once broke the law... with his fists.
Chuck Norris' primary weapon in Call of Duty is his roundhouse kick.
What does the fox say? Whatever the hell Chuck Norris tells him to.
We only submit these facts so he doesn't kill us.
Chuck Norris round house kicked the xbox and made the xbox 360.
Daylight Savings happened when Chuck Norris overslept an hour.
Chuck Norris can drink from an empty cup.