Chuck Norris can power solar panels. At Night.
Chuck Norris hates both the player and the game.
Chuck Norris' beard can etch a sketch a picture of chuck killing a man. When the last line is drawn, that man dies!
Chuck Norris once replied to a 'no-reply' mail, and got the answer he wanted.
Chuck Norris is the only person able beat a fish at holding his breath under water.
Chuck Norris sleeps until he tells the sun to get up.
Oxygen needs Chuck Norris to survive.
Chuck Norris once leaned on the Tower of Pisa...
Chuck Norris protects his airbag in an accident.
The reason the Holy Grail has never been recovered is because nobody is brave enough to ask Chuck Norris to give up his favourite coffee mug.