Meteors didn't kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just needed a new pair of boots.
Nations fight other nations but wouldn't have balls enough to go toe-to-toe with Chuck Norris. Remember Atlantis?
Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
Chuck Norris could catch that damn acorn in those ICE AGE movies!
Chuck Norris abducts aliens.
Chuck Norris gets younger by the kill.
Lightning doesn't strike Chuck Norris, chuck norris strikes lightning!
Chuck Norris can skip a sound track on the radio if he doesn't like it.
When Chuck Norris makes a joke on this website, everyone starts to make bad jokes because they didn't want to anger Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris one checked the Library of Congress for typos during his lunch hour.