The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can do push-ups in a sit-up position.
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Chuck Norris doesn't run out of patience, patience runs out of him from fear of a roundhouse kick to the face.
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The only mark ever made on Chuck Norris is his birth mark.
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Chuck Norris' driver's license simply shows his shoe size.
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Chuck Norris, not Duke, stole the recipie for Bush's Baked Beans.
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Chuck Norris made the universe... out of his snot and left kidney.
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After Chuck Norris was born, he drove himself back home.
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Chuck Norris is the four horsemen of the apocalypse!
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The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.
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Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris.
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has 52.42 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, masturbation
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