The best Chuck Norris jokes

Q: What does Superman, Batman, and Ironman have in common? A: When they were kids they wanted to be Chuck Norris
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Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
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If at first you don't succeed, you are not Chuck Norris.
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Nations fight other nations but wouldn't have balls enough to go toe-to-toe with Chuck Norris. Remember Atlantis?
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Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
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Chuck Norris could catch that damn acorn in those ICE AGE movies!
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Chuck Norris abducts aliens.
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Chuck Norris gets younger by the kill.
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Chuck Norris can skip a sound track on the radio if he doesn't like it.
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When Chuck Norris makes a joke on this website, everyone starts to make bad jokes because they didn't want to anger Chuck Norris.
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