The best Chuck Norris jokes

Meteors didn't kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just needed a new pair of boots.
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Nations fight other nations but wouldn't have balls enough to go toe-to-toe with Chuck Norris. Remember Atlantis?
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Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
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Chuck Norris could catch that damn acorn in those ICE AGE movies!
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Chuck Norris abducts aliens.
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Chuck Norris gets younger by the kill.
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Lightning doesn't strike Chuck Norris, chuck norris strikes lightning!
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Chuck Norris can skip a sound track on the radio if he doesn't like it.
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When Chuck Norris makes a joke on this website, everyone starts to make bad jokes because they didn't want to anger Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris one checked the Library of Congress for typos during his lunch hour.
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