Chuck Norris's Blood Can't be matched...
Alien from "A.V.P" is just Chuck Norris' Gecko.
It takes a master to shoot a fly from a hundred Paces, but it takes a Chuck Norris to roundhouse-kick one from a thousand.
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
Superman got his powers when Chuck Norris sneezed on him.
Stores accept Monopoly money from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a stapler, he puts the paper between his fingers and they just stick.
They say, "You can't fight city hall", but Chuck Norris can. It's not much of a fight....
Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.
Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.