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Chuck Norris can power solar panels. At Night.
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Chuck Norris hates both the player and the game.
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Chuck Norris' beard can etch a sketch a picture of chuck killing a man. When the last line is drawn, that man dies!
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Chuck Norris once replied to a 'no-reply' mail, and got the answer he wanted.
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Chuck Norris is the only person able beat a fish at holding his breath under water.
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Chuck Norris sleeps until he tells the sun to get up.
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Oxygen needs Chuck Norris to survive.
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Chuck Norris once leaned on the Tower of Pisa...
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Chuck Norris protects his airbag in an accident.
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The reason the Holy Grail has never been recovered is because nobody is brave enough to ask Chuck Norris to give up his favourite coffee mug.
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