Chuck Norris doesn't break bricks. They fold under pressure.
When the fire department catches fire, they call Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the reason why This Little Piggy cried wee wee wee all the way home.
Chuck Norris has no need for a TV remote. He stares at his television, until it changes the channel.
Chuck Norris once round house kicked a bear while on a survival trek in Siberia. That incident was known as the Tunguska event.
Chuck Norris was asked to star in Night of the Living Dead but filming was ended after the zombies were to afraid to be roundhouse kicked in the face.
Every phobia known to man has a phobia of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once stood on a bridge in London. Then they wrote a song about it.
Chuck Norris tangled with Wolverine. He beat to him to a bloody pulp, then dared him to heal himself. Wolverine will not be in the next X-Men movie.
Chuck Norris has stared Fear in the face... and Fear looked away.