Q: What does Superman, Batman, and Ironman have in common? A: When they were kids they wanted to be Chuck Norris
Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
If at first you don't succeed, you are not Chuck Norris.
Nations fight other nations but wouldn't have balls enough to go toe-to-toe with Chuck Norris. Remember Atlantis?
Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
Chuck Norris could catch that damn acorn in those ICE AGE movies!
Chuck Norris gets younger by the kill.
Chuck Norris can skip a sound track on the radio if he doesn't like it.
When Chuck Norris makes a joke on this website, everyone starts to make bad jokes because they didn't want to anger Chuck Norris.