Chuck Norris once went to practice his golf swing at a driving range... his golf balls are now known as stars!
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In high school, Chuck Norris was voted "Most."
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Chuck Norris once broke the law... with his fists.
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Oxygen needs Chuck Norris to survive.
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Chuck Norris once soaked his beard in carbonated water.
The result is now sold as Red Bull.
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Chuck Norris can turn a vegan into a cannibal.
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Chuck Norris invented half when he round house kicked the number 1
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Chuck Norris can drive a car without gas... or an engine.
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If you want a list of Chuck Norri's enemies, just check the extinct species list.
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Many years ago Chuck Norris and a brown bear had a fight.
The loser had to go live in the north pole.
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