The best Chuck Norris jokes

The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodge ball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
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Usually when kids go to sleep they sleep with a teddy bear... Chuck Norris sleeps with an actual bear
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Chuck Norris can actually punch you in the soul.
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Bill Gates lives in fear Chuck Norris' PC will crash.
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Chuck Norris went on Man vs Wild once. The Wild lost.
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In 1666, Chuck Norris caught the Plague. The Plague learned its lesson, and has stayed away since then.
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Q: How many licks does it take Chuck Norris to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? A: Zero. He simply stares at the candy and the outer coating is gone.
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In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris still kicks your ass.
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If Charlie Sheen is winning, it's only because Chuck Norris isn't playing.
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Chuck Norris called McDonald's through the television.
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