If Chuck Norris was a villian in a video game, you'll never win. But if he was the hero, it's unplayable; because no one controls Chuck Norris.
If at first you don't succeed, you are not Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once won a Poker tournament using only Pokemon cards.
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Chuck Norris.
For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one
Chuck Norris once created a time machine and had to fight himself. We call it The Big Bang.
Once the A-Team used to take care of the bad guys. Then came Chuck Norris. Ever since, the A-Team has been known as the Ghostbusters.
Chuck Norris once walked in the opposite direction in the Running of the Bulls. The bulls turned around and ran for their lives.
Chuck Norris doesn't hold any world records, he broke them all.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can startle his own reflection.