Cavemen didn't invent fire Chuck Norris mearly clicked his fingers and gave it to them.
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The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.
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I think Chuck Norris is fake cuz if he were real he'd come right now and smash my face into my keyboaraoebdbfjvjdblgoirugsvdkf
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Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure.
Chuck Norris goes killing.
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Chuck Norris does, in fact, put his pants on two legs at a time.
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Chuck Norris can turn a vegan into a cannibal.
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Chuck Norris can make ice cubes with a microwave.
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Chuck Norris once soaked his beard in carbonated water.
The result is now sold as Red Bull.
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In high school, Chuck Norris was voted "Most."
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Chuck Norris once broke the law... with his fists.
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