Oxygen needs Chuck Norris to survive.
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Chuck Norris can turn a vegan into a cannibal.
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Chuck Norris once broke the law... with his fists.
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Chuck Norris once soaked his beard in carbonated water.
The result is now sold as Red Bull.
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Chuck Norris can make ice cubes with a microwave.
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In high school, Chuck Norris was voted "Most."
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Chuck Norris once went to practice his golf swing at a driving range... his golf balls are now known as stars!
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Chuck Norris got elected for president, even though he didn't run for anything.
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Chuck norris can kick you in the back of your face.
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Chuck Norris can land a multi-hit combo with only one punch.
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