If Chuck Norris drinks too much, he doesn't throw up, he throws down!
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If you took all the worlds Super Heroes and combined them, Chuck would still kill them instantly.
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Chuck Norris once decided to dig a hole, today we call it the Grand Canyon.
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Charles isn't in charge.
Chuck is!
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Chuck Norris made the llama extinct.
Never spit in his face.
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Chuck Norris wears boots to protect the Earth from his feet.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked the turbines of Hoover Dam.
Since then, the Colorado River is a tourist attraction.
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Chuck Norris once encountered the men in black and he still remembers it.
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I got a tattoo of Chuck Norris on my own leg... now it won't stop roundhouse kicking me in the face.
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The earth doesn't revolve around the sun.
It's the sun that revolves around Chuck Norris.
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