The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
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has 52.48 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Prisons don’t keep society safe from criminals. Prisons keep criminals safe from Chuck Norris, for now.
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has 52.46 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, prison
Chuck Norris narrates Morgan Freemans life
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has 52.45 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
One day Chuck Norris wanted to make a prank to whole world. So Justin Bieber was created.
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has 52.42 % from 122 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris round house kicked the xbox and made the xbox 360.
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has 52.42 % from 122 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, technology
Chuck Norris dosen't need to stand on top of the empire state building to kill someone with a penny.
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has 52.42 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris can speak Spanish in three different languages.
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has 52.41 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is the only one that can turn lemonade into lemons.
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has 52.41 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris can make a snowman with sand.
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has 52.41 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris' yawn put people in comas.
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has 52.41 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
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