The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can watch music.
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Chuck Norris can freeze water using a toaster.
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Chuck Norris went sky diving 50 times. He used a parachute twice.
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The Hulk is Green because he envys Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can open PDF files with Microsoft Excel.
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Chuck Norris does not cleanse himself with your everyday shower. He uses Meteor Showers.
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Chuck Norris once stood on a bridge in London. Then they wrote a song about it.
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Chuck Norris was once charged with three attempted murders in Boulder County, but the Judge quickly dropped the charges because Chuck Norris does not "attempt" murder.
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If you make a list of 10 things Chuck Norris cannot do, he will appear at your house and perform them all. Your life may be forfeit.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he didn't play with Lincoln Logs, he built real houses.
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