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Chuck Norris once ate a bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
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Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.
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Chuck Norris doesn't fall, he merely tests the durability of the floor with his face.
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Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
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The Earth was flat until Chuck Norris looked in it's direction...then it rolled up into a ball.
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If Chuck Norris were to write his own "Chuck Norris Facts", this website would have to be changed to "Chuck Norris Laws.com".
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Chuck Norris can put out fire with gasoline.
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Chuck Norris always wins at Jenga, the tower couldn't dare to crumble.
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Chuck Norris was once asked to place his legs and fists in the cargo bay of a plane because weapons aren't allowed in the cabin.
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Chuck Norris is the most feared predator on the planet. That's why sharks have a Chuck Norris week.
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