The best Chuck Norris jokes

Rome wasn't built in a day because they didn't ask Chuck Norris for help.
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has 64.21 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The city of Dallas wanted to name a major street Chuck Norris Boulevard but decided against it because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives!
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has 64.09 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris throws a throwing knife, the knife doesn't kill his victim, the force of the air did.
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has 64.09 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
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has 64.05 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dad, sex, time
Newton's 3rd Law never applies to Chuck Norris.
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has 64.05 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, science
Chuck Norris has never received an electricity bill, he powers everything with his rage
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has 64.05 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, money
There is only one award higher than the medal of Honor: The Chuck Norris Medal of Roundhouse. No mortal man has ever earned it.
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has 64.05 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris went to every planet in the galaxy. That is why there is no life on any of them.
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has 63.98 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Spider-man can crawl on walls and ceilings, Chuck Norris can crawl on water.
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has 63.98 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
The world won't end in 2012, it will end when Chuck Norris gets bored of it.
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has 63.93 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
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