The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can simply walk into Mordor.
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Every time Satain goes to sleep, He has to pray to God hoping Chuck Norris does't get him at night.
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Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a coffee maker, he puts the coffee beans in his mouth and boils them with his rage.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Einstein's theory of relativity is still a theory.
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has 55.72 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, nerd
Chuck Norris sleeps until he tells the sun to get up.
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Chuck Norris doesn't check the time - he decides it.
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Chuck Norris is not 70 years old. At age 60, he began getting younger. This is why he is actually only 50.
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Chuck Norris can strike the same lightning twice.
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Chuck Norris won the gold, silver and bronze medals at the Olympics. In the same event. From home.
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