Rome wasn't built in a day because they didn't ask Chuck Norris for help.
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The city of Dallas wanted to name a major street Chuck Norris Boulevard but decided against it because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives!
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When Chuck Norris throws a throwing knife, the knife doesn't kill his victim, the force of the air did.
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Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
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Newton's 3rd Law never applies to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has never received an electricity bill, he powers everything with his rage
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There is only one award higher than the medal of Honor: The Chuck Norris Medal of Roundhouse.
No mortal man has ever earned it.
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Chuck Norris went to every planet in the galaxy.
That is why there is no life on any of them.
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Spider-man can crawl on walls and ceilings, Chuck Norris can crawl on water.
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The world won't end in 2012, it will end when Chuck Norris gets bored of it.
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