The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris narrates Morgan Freemans life
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has 52.45 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
One day Chuck Norris wanted to make a prank to whole world. So Justin Bieber was created.
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has 52.42 % from 122 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris round house kicked the xbox and made the xbox 360.
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has 52.42 % from 122 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, technology
Chuck Norris dosen't need to stand on top of the empire state building to kill someone with a penny.
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has 52.42 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris can make a snowman with sand.
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has 52.41 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is the only one that can turn lemonade into lemons.
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has 52.41 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris can speak Spanish in three different languages.
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has 52.41 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Q: How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: None. Chuck Norris can see in the dark.
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has 52.41 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, light bulb
Chuck Norris occasionally smokes large cigars. The last one was called the Hindenburg.
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has 52.41 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, Chuck Norris
Alien from "A.V.P" is just Chuck Norris' Gecko.
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has 52.38 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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