Chuck Norris once ate a bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.
Chuck Norris doesn't fall, he merely tests the durability of the floor with his face.
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
The Earth was flat until Chuck Norris looked in it's direction...then it rolled up into a ball.
If Chuck Norris were to write his own "Chuck Norris Facts", this website would have to be changed to "Chuck Norris Laws.com".
Chuck Norris can put out fire with gasoline.
Chuck Norris always wins at Jenga, the tower couldn't dare to crumble.
Chuck Norris was once asked to place his legs and fists in the cargo bay of a plane because weapons aren't allowed in the cabin.
Chuck Norris is the most feared predator on the planet. That's why sharks have a Chuck Norris week.