Black Holes are places where parallel universes are hiding from Chuck Norris.
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If Chuck Norris was in Lord of the Rings, he wouldn't need to take it to Mount Doom, he would destroy it with one roundhouse kick.
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When Chuck Norris works out, he doesn't sweat.
His body cries.
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Cocaine is Addicted to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can sink a hole in none!
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Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum.
Chuck Norris chews tin foil.
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Chuck Norris gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
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Prisons don’t keep society safe from criminals.
Prisons keep criminals safe from Chuck Norris, for now.
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When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay:
"What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
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Chuck Norris narrates Morgan Freemans life
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