The Playstation Network is down because Chuck Norris unplugged his PS3.
Chuck Norris never actually moves. He merely rotates the earth with his feet.
Chuck Norris once pushed a door that said,"pull."
Chuck Norris doesn't m*sturbate, he r*pes his hand.
Everybody loves Raymond. Except for Chuck Norris.
You know the movie, Alien VS Predator? Well it used to be called Alien VS Predator VS Chuck Norris, but no body would pay to see a fight 7 seconds long.
Once, an entire country disagreed with Chuck Norris. It's now known as the moon
Chuck Norris can tie your hands behind your back with both hands tied behind his back.
The best security system for a bank is when Chuck's money is in it.
Latin insulted Chuck Norris. It is now a dead language.