The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris dropped an apple once, and gravity was born.
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Santa Clause doesn't watch you sleep but Chuck Norris does.
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Chuck Norris can eat peanut butter with a straw.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to mow his lawn, He dares the grass to grow.
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Chuck Norris Doesn't breakdance. He breaks dance
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Sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
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The Animal Crackers that Chuck Norris eats are made from real animals.
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Justin Beiber screeched like a high-pitched girl the time he saw Chuck Norris. His voice is still up there today.
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Chuck Norris can suck a black hole.
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Chuck Norris once won a staredown over a walkie talkie.
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