The best Chuck Norris jokes

The Playstation Network is down because Chuck Norris unplugged his PS3.
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Chuck Norris never actually moves. He merely rotates the earth with his feet.
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Chuck Norris once pushed a door that said,"pull."
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Chuck Norris doesn't m*sturbate, he r*pes his hand.
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Everybody loves Raymond. Except for Chuck Norris.
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You know the movie, Alien VS Predator? Well it used to be called Alien VS Predator VS Chuck Norris, but no body would pay to see a fight 7 seconds long.
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Once, an entire country disagreed with Chuck Norris. It's now known as the moon
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Chuck Norris can tie your hands behind your back with both hands tied behind his back.
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The best security system for a bank is when Chuck's money is in it.
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Latin insulted Chuck Norris. It is now a dead language.
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