Chuck Norris can watch music.
Chuck Norris can freeze water using a toaster.
Chuck Norris went sky diving 50 times. He used a parachute twice.
The Hulk is Green because he envys Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can open PDF files with Microsoft Excel.
Chuck Norris does not cleanse himself with your everyday shower. He uses Meteor Showers.
Chuck Norris once stood on a bridge in London. Then they wrote a song about it.
Chuck Norris was once charged with three attempted murders in Boulder County, but the Judge quickly dropped the charges because Chuck Norris does not "attempt" murder.
If you make a list of 10 things Chuck Norris cannot do, he will appear at your house and perform them all. Your life may be forfeit.
When Chuck Norris was a kid he didn't play with Lincoln Logs, he built real houses.