Chuck Norris once soaked his beard in carbonated water. The result is now sold as Red Bull.
Chuck Norris has won tennis match against a wall.
If you go on google and type find Chuck Norris then click I'm feelin lucky...run
Chuck Norris dosent swim, water just likes him.
Chuck Norris can clog the toilet with his pee.
Chuck Norris was asked if he would be running for President, after a chuckle, he stated, nothing makes him run.
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
Rome wasn't built in a day because they didn't ask Chuck Norris for help.
huck Norris was supposed to star in the tv show 'Man vs Wild', but the network did not want kids thinking 'lava is safe to eat'.
It's not the fall that kills you, it's Chuck Norris waiting for you at the bottom.