Chuck Norris doesn't lift weights he tells his muscles to get bigger.
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Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.
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Chuck Norris can talk with his mouth closed.
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Chuck was once on the Olympics and he won all the medals but he was disqualifyed for roundhouse kicking the judges because they misspelled his name.
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Wanna know how Chuck Norris grew his beard?
He didn't, his beard grew him.
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Chuck Norris needs no further explanation.
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When Chuck Norris talks, E.F. Hutton listens.
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Not only CAN Chuck have his cake and eat it too, he WILL.
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Lou Gehrig considered himself the luckiest man on the face of the Earth, no one knew that it was because he was soon getting away from Chuck Norris.
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Cement took a teaspoon of Chuck Norris to harden up!
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