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Chuck Norris has a black belt in every language.
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Do you know why Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow? You just don't follow him that close!
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When Chuck Norris is in Rome, they do what he does.
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Chuck Norris once bowled a 300... Without a ball... He wasn't even in a bowling ally.
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Chuck Norris walked his version of a 40-yard dash in 5.6 seconds; he was later told it was the Boston Marathon.
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Everybody knows that Chuck Norris can't shoot a bow even though he got 5 bullseyes in a row. The only reason he got the bullseye is that his arrows know better than to miss.
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Superman is faster then a speeding bullet. Chuck Norris just runs Superman down and keeps going.
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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.
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Chuck Norris has found what U2 are looking for.
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Chuck Norris' driver's license simply shows his shoe size.
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