Rules of fighting:
1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight.
2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.
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Chuck Norris can eat the inside of an orange without peeling it.
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Chuck Norris can access private methods.
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Chuck Norris eats gummy bears and shits out grizzly bears.
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When Chuck Norris opens a bag of Doritos, it's fucking full!
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Chuck Norris is another name for Terror.
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When Chuck Norris plays hide and seek, even google can't find him.
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Chuck Norris can toast bread in a freezer.
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There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board.
It is now known as titanic
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With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
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