Chuck Norris dropped an apple once, and gravity was born.
Santa Clause doesn't watch you sleep but Chuck Norris does.
Chuck Norris can eat peanut butter with a straw.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to mow his lawn, He dares the grass to grow.
Chuck Norris Doesn't breakdance. He breaks dance
Sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
The Animal Crackers that Chuck Norris eats are made from real animals.
Justin Beiber screeched like a high-pitched girl the time he saw Chuck Norris. His voice is still up there today.
Chuck Norris can suck a black hole.
Chuck Norris once won a staredown over a walkie talkie.