Chuck Norris could catch that damn acorn in those ICE AGE movies!
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Chuck Norris put his phone on air-plane mode and flew it.
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Chuck Norris round house kicked the xbox and made the xbox 360.
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Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
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When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
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Chuck Norris fell off a building, he got sued for breaking the sidewalk with his fists.
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If only telemarketers would have the balls to call Chuck Norris...
Then none of us would have to put up with them again.
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Chuck Norris was supposed to make a cameo appearence in "Full House" but he was let off because he wanted to rename the show "Roundhouse."
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Chuck Norris doesnt eat lunch, he drinks dinner.
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Chick Norris has never pooped because nothing scares the shot out of Chuck Norris.
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