It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
Jokes about Chuck Norris are not funny, but all are afraid not to laugh.
Chuck Norris eats gummy bears and shits out grizzly bears.
Once while having s*x in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and ran into the engine. We now know this truck....as Optimus Prime.
Chuck Norris is another name for Terror.
Chuck Norris once wrestled a thirty foot snake, and then he realized he was just masturbating.
There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board. It is now known as titanic
In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
Chuck Norris can drink from an empty cup.
It's not the fall that kills you, it's Chuck Norris waiting for you at the bottom.