The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris won a guitar battle with a violin.
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Chuck Norris jumps on hand grenades to shave his chest hair.
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Cocaine is Addicted to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can sink a hole in none!
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Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.
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Chuck Norris gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
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has 52.48 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Prisons don’t keep society safe from criminals. Prisons keep criminals safe from Chuck Norris, for now.
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has 52.46 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, prison
When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
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Chuck Norris narrates Morgan Freemans life
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One day Chuck Norris wanted to make a prank to whole world. So Justin Bieber was created.
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has 52.42 % from 122 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
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