Armageddon is defined as the day Chuck Norris gets bored with us.
Chuck Norris could catch that damn acorn in those ICE AGE movies!
Chuck Norris round house kicked the xbox and made the xbox 360.
Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
Chuck Norris fell off a building, he got sued for breaking the sidewalk with his fists.
When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
Chuck Norris was supposed to make a cameo appearence in "Full House" but he was let off because he wanted to rename the show "Roundhouse."
If only telemarketers would have the balls to call Chuck Norris... Then none of us would have to put up with them again.
Chick Norris has never pooped because nothing scares the shot out of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesnt eat lunch, he drinks dinner.