The best Chuck Norris jokes

Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.
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Chuck Norris can eat the inside of an orange without peeling it.
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has 69.19 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris can access private methods.
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has 69.19 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, coding, geek, IT, technology
Chuck Norris eats gummy bears and shits out grizzly bears.
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has 69.06 % from 117 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris opens a bag of Doritos, it's fucking full!
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has 69.06 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris is another name for Terror.
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When Chuck Norris plays hide and seek, even google can't find him.
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has 68.97 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, internet
Chuck Norris can toast bread in a freezer.
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has 68.97 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board. It is now known as titanic
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has 68.89 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
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has 68.81 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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