People say "bless you" when you sneeze because Chuck Norris might catch your soul.
It's a myth.
Chuck Norris can take your soul whenever he wants.
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When cops pull Chuck Norris over, THEY try to talk THEIR way out of it.
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Cocaine is Addicted to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can sink a hole in none!
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Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum.
Chuck Norris chews tin foil.
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Chuck Norris gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
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Prisons don’t keep society safe from criminals.
Prisons keep criminals safe from Chuck Norris, for now.
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When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay:
"What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
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Chuck Norris narrates Morgan Freemans life
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One day Chuck Norris wanted to make a prank to whole world.
So Justin Bieber was created.
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