Chuck Norris once went to practice his golf swing at a driving range... his golf balls are now known as stars!
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Chuck Norris can make ice cubes with a microwave.
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Chuck Norris can pull a hat out of a rabbit.
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Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.
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Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee.
Except Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can read an eye chart with his eyes closed.
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Chuck Norris invented half when he round house kicked the number 1
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Chuck Norris always knows where x is.
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When Chuck Norris eats teddy grahams, he craps out grizzly bears.
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Chuck Norris can land a multi-hit combo with only one punch.
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