Chuck Norris never uses a navigation system. The direction he is heading is ALWAYS the right direction.
Cancer gets checked for Chuck Norris.
Nations fight other nations but wouldn't have balls enough to go toe-to-toe with Chuck Norris. Remember Atlantis?
Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
When Chuck Norris goes to the beach, he puts on sunscreen to protect the sun from him.
Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.
Chuck Norris does, in fact, put his pants on two legs at a time.
When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
Chuck Norris can keep up with the Kardashians.
Chuck Norris gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.