The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck gives the sun the chills.
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When Chuck Norris put his hand over a magnet, the magnet comes to him out of pure fear.
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Thundergun shot is a Chuck Norris sneeze.
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How much white out does Chuck Norris use? Don't be silly - Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
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Some of us can "save the day," Chuck Norris can save a century.
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Chuck Norris reached level 51 on Oblivion.
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Count Dracula once bit Chuck Norris and immediately turned vegetarian.
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Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.
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When Chuck Norris laughs he busts your gut.
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There was no world recession, just Chuck Norris desiring a discount.
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