The best Chuck Norris jokes

Google is setting up a new search engine to answer life's difficult and most complex questions with the response always being the same... Chuck Norris.
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has 66.38 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, IT, life
Chuck Norris adds Facebook as a friend.
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has 66.34 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Facebook
Chuck Norris does not fart, nothing escapes Chuck Norris.
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has 66.17 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fart
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
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has 66.01 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fat, kids
The two thousand member Catholic church was filled to overflowing capacity one Sunday morning. The priest was ready to start the Mass when two men, dressed in long black coats and black hats entered thru the rear of the church. One of the two men walked to the middle of the church while the other stayed at the back of the church. They both then reached under their coats and withdrew automatic weapons. The one in the middle announced, "Everyone willing to take a bullet for Jesus stay in your seats!" Naturally, the pews emptied, followed by the choir. The deacons ran out the door, followed by the choir director and the alter boy. After a few moments, there were about twenty people left sitting in the church. The priest was holding steady in the pulpit. The men put their weapons away and said, gently, "All right, Father, the hypocrites are gone now. You may begin the Mass."
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has 66.01 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: catholic, christian, Chuck Norris, vulgar
Newton's 3rd Law never applies to Chuck Norris.
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has 65.91 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, science
Chuck Norris has never received an electricity bill, he powers everything with his rage
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has 65.91 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, money
In some countries, criminals have the option of either going to jail or spending a day living with Chuck Norris. No one has ever chosen Chuck Norris
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has 65.88 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, prison
Chuck Norris can set magnifying glasses on fire...using ants.
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has 65.86 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Show me a man with a nub for an index finger, and I'll show you a man that asked Chuck Norris to "Pull my Finger"
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has 65.80 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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