The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris one checked the Library of Congress for typos during his lunch hour.
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Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.
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When Clark Kent goes into a phonebooth, Superman comes out. When Chuck Norris goes into a phone booth, it explodes and Chuck walks away.
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Chuck Norris can do push-ups with his beard.
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Chuck Norris was asked if he would be running for President, after a chuckle, he stated, nothing makes him run.
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A black hole is created when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks a sun.
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Chuck Norris looked Medusa straight in the eyes, and laughed.
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Chuck Norris once lapped his opponent...in a drag race.
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Santa Claus asks Chuck Norris for presents.
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Chuck Norris protects his airbag in an accident.
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