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Chuck Norris could catch that damn acorn in those ICE AGE movies!
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In high school, Chuck Norris was voted "Most."
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The reason the Holy Grail has never been recovered is because nobody is brave enough to ask Chuck Norris to give up his favourite coffee mug.
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Scientists called it a big bang, Chuck Norris called it an alarm clock.
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When Columbus discovered America, Chuck Norris has already worked there as Texas ranger.
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There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board. It is now known as titanic
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2 > 1... unless that 1 is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
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Love does not conquer all. Chuck Norris does.
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Chuck Norris looked Medusa straight in the eyes, and laughed.
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