The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
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Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.
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has 68.60 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Clark Kent goes into a phonebooth, Superman comes out. When Chuck Norris goes into a phone booth, it explodes and Chuck walks away.
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Chuck Norris is so fast, he can startle his own reflection.
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Chuck Norris can do push-ups with his beard.
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A black hole is created when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks a sun.
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has 68.60 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Scientists believe that a giant meteor killed off the dinosaurs. This is true, if you can consider Chuck Norris to be a giant meteor.
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has 68.60 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dinosaur, science
Chuck Norris once wrestled a thirty foot snake, and then he realized he was just masturbating.
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has 68.60 % from 238 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, dirty, masturbation
Oxygen needs Chuck Norris to survive.
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has 68.56 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris looked Medusa straight in the eyes, and laughed.
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has 68.56 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
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