The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Death knocked on Chuck Norris’s door, Chuck Norris laughed. Death is now Chuck Norris’s B*tch.
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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
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Chuck Norris can simply walk into Mordor.
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Chuck Norris CAN read Lady Gaga's poker face.
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Chuck Norris can actually punch you in the soul.
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If Chuck Norris misses a roundhouse-kick, you will still die.
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How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do? All of them.
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Every 5 seconds, somewhere in the world, someone dies of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can send you a roundhouse kick by E-Mail.
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Chuck Norris can get a Black-Jack with one card.
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