The Mayans predict that Chuck Norris going to roundhouse kick this earth in the year 2012.
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Many years ago Chuck Norris and a brown bear had a fight.
The loser had to go live in the north pole.
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Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee.
Except Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris always knows where x is.
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When Chuck Norris eats teddy grahams, he craps out grizzly bears.
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Nails wish they were as tough as Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.
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Chuck Norris can land a multi-hit combo with only one punch.
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The Terminator said, "I'll be back" because he saw Chuck Norris was coming.
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Chuck Norris can read an eye chart with his eyes closed.
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