Chuck Norris could catch that damn acorn in those ICE AGE movies!
In high school, Chuck Norris was voted "Most."
The reason the Holy Grail has never been recovered is because nobody is brave enough to ask Chuck Norris to give up his favourite coffee mug.
Scientists called it a big bang, Chuck Norris called it an alarm clock.
When Columbus discovered America, Chuck Norris has already worked there as Texas ranger.
There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board. It is now known as titanic
2 > 1... unless that 1 is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
Love does not conquer all. Chuck Norris does.
Chuck Norris looked Medusa straight in the eyes, and laughed.