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No matter how fast you run, Chuck Norris will always walk faster.
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Chuck Noris can make grapes from wine.
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Chuck Norris couldn't act in Titanic because he would have saved everyone.
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Chuck Norris caught the gingerbread man.
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Chuck Norris once pushed a door that said,"pull."
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Chuck Norris can make a snowman with sand.
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Chuck Norris puts phone companies on hold.
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Chuck Norris once saw a video that takes 24 hours to watch... He saw it 3 times a day.
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Every 5 seconds, somewhere in the world, someone dies of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can make a rock grow.
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