The best Chuck Norris jokes

Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb.
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Chuck Norris can pull a hat out of a rabbit.
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Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.
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Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
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Chuck Norris always knows where x is.
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Chuck Norris can read an eye chart with his eyes closed.
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Many years ago Chuck Norris and a brown bear had a fight. The loser had to go live in the north pole.
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The Mayans predict that Chuck Norris going to roundhouse kick this earth in the year 2012.
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When Chuck Norris eats teddy grahams, he craps out grizzly bears.
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Chuck norris can kick you in the back of your face.
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