When Chuck Norris put his hand over a magnet, the magnet comes to him out of pure fear.
Thundergun shot is a Chuck Norris sneeze.
How much white out does Chuck Norris use? Don't be silly - Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
Some of us can "save the day," Chuck Norris can save a century.
Chuck Norris reached level 51 on Oblivion.
Count Dracula once bit Chuck Norris and immediately turned vegetarian.
Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.
When Chuck Norris laughs he busts your gut.
There was no world recession, just Chuck Norris desiring a discount.