Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.
Chuck Norris has a diary. It's called the Guinness Book of World Records.
The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris.
Simon doesn't say... Chuck Norris says.
Chuck Norris doesn't need oxygen tanks when scuba diving. He simply sucks all the life out of the ocean to breath.
Chuck Norris doesn't worry about high gas prices. His vehicles run on fear.
Chuck Norris hates Raymond.
Getting your ass kicked by Chuck Norris? The only good news is you know when you will die.
Contrary to popular belief there was a Chuck Norris sighting on the set of The Crow. No Lee is allowed to live when Chuck Norris is around.
Chuck Norris doesn't jump. He moves the ground away from him.