Chuck Norris got elected for president, even though he didn't run for anything.
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Chuck Norris once went to practice his golf swing at a driving range... his golf balls are now known as stars!
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Oxygen needs Chuck Norris to survive.
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Chuck Norris can pull a hat out of a rabbit.
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Chuck Norris always knows where x is.
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The Mayans predict that Chuck Norris going to roundhouse kick this earth in the year 2012.
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Chuck Norris can drive a car without gas... or an engine.
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Nails wish they were as tough as Chuck Norris.
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The earth is rotating because Chuck Norris is breathing.
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Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee.
Except Chuck Norris.
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