Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.
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Chuck Norris always knows where x is.
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When Chuck Norris eats teddy grahams, he craps out grizzly bears.
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Chuck Norris jumped off a building once.
The ground didn't make it.
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The earth is rotating because Chuck Norris is breathing.
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Chuck Norris can read an eye chart with his eyes closed.
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Many years ago Chuck Norris and a brown bear had a fight.
The loser had to go live in the north pole.
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If you want a list of Chuck Norri's enemies, just check the extinct species list.
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Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee.
Except Chuck Norris.
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Chuck norris can kick you in the back of your face.
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