Chuck Norris once soaked his beard in carbonated water.
The result is now sold as Red Bull.
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Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can land a multi-hit combo with only one punch.
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Many years ago Chuck Norris and a brown bear had a fight.
The loser had to go live in the north pole.
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Chuck Norris invented half when he round house kicked the number 1
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Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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Chuck norris can kick you in the back of your face.
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Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
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Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb.
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Chuck Norris can pull a hat out of a rabbit.
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