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The reason the Holy Grail has never been recovered is because nobody is brave enough to ask Chuck Norris to give up his favourite coffee mug.
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Once Chuck Norris met a man on a horse that he did'nt like, now we know him as the headless horseman.
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Chuck Norris can stare you to death while looking the other direction!
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For Chuck Norris... In the game Monopoly every space is free parking.
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There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board. It is now known as titanic
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With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
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All wars stopped when Chuck Norris said, "Can I apply for the army?"
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When someone is in trouble it's a job for Superman, when Superman is in trouble it's a job for Chuck Norris.
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In Chuck Norris' yard, money does grow on trees.
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What does the fox say? Whatever the hell Chuck Norris tells him to.
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