The best Chuck Norris jokes

There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
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has 52.41 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, life
Chuck Norris won the gold, silver and bronze medals at the Olympics. In the same event. From home.
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has 52.38 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris' name is never on the guest list - because if Chuck Norris turns up, Chuck Norris gets in.
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Chuck Norris can finish a Super Mario game with just one arrow key.
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has 52.38 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris can run a nuclear power station using a rowing machine.
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Chuck Norris became a firefighter, after hearing of his decision fire ceased to be an element.
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If there's something strange... In your neighborhood... Who ya gonna call?... CHUCK NORRIS!
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Alien from "A.V.P" is just Chuck Norris' Gecko.
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has 52.38 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris grabs Donald Trump by the pussy.
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has 52.25 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, political
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Chuck Norris.
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has 52.23 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
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