There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
Chuck Norris won the gold, silver and bronze medals at the Olympics. In the same event. From home.
Chuck Norris' name is never on the guest list - because if Chuck Norris turns up, Chuck Norris gets in.
Chuck Norris can finish a Super Mario game with just one arrow key.
Chuck Norris can run a nuclear power station using a rowing machine.
Chuck Norris became a firefighter, after hearing of his decision fire ceased to be an element.
If there's something strange... In your neighborhood... Who ya gonna call?... CHUCK NORRIS!
Alien from "A.V.P" is just Chuck Norris' Gecko.
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Chuck Norris.
For Chuck Norris... In the game Monopoly every space is free parking.