The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris never uses a navigation system. The direction he is heading is ALWAYS the right direction.
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Cancer gets checked for Chuck Norris.
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Nations fight other nations but wouldn't have balls enough to go toe-to-toe with Chuck Norris. Remember Atlantis?
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Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the beach, he puts on sunscreen to protect the sun from him.
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Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.
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Chuck Norris does, in fact, put his pants on two legs at a time.
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When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
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Chuck Norris can keep up with the Kardashians.
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Chuck Norris gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
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