The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris destroyed the Lord of Rings. Twice.
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Chuck Norris does not skip stones... he skips sheets of drywall.
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Chuck Norris makes Power Point look weak.
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Chuck Norris doesn't make typos. Words simply stutter in his presence.
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Chuck Norris knows what's eating Gilbert Grape.
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Once someone forgot to stand up when Chuck Norris entered the room. Chuck roundhouse kicked him into the man behind him creating a nuclear explosion.
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Chuck Norris sank the Titanic on a late afternoon swim.
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15 years ago I started a burping contest with Chuck Norris... who had the longest? I don't know he is still busy.
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Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.
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If Chuck Norris says his opinion on somthing, it automaticlly becomes a fact.
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