The best Chuck Norris jokes

If you write the Death Note on Chuck Norris, the Death Note dies.
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If Chuck Norris is defusing a bomb and has a choice of red wire, yellow wire and green wire, he chooses blue.
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Chuck gives the sun the chills.
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When Chuck Norris put his hand over a magnet, the magnet comes to him out of pure fear.
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Thundergun shot is a Chuck Norris sneeze.
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How much white out does Chuck Norris use? Don't be silly - Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
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Some of us can "save the day," Chuck Norris can save a century.
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Count Dracula once bit Chuck Norris and immediately turned vegetarian.
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Ali Baba said "Open sesame" to open the secret entrance to the treasure, but little did he know that saying "Open Chuck Norris" opens all doors.
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Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.
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