The best Chuck Norris jokes

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
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has 52.64 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, life
Prisons don’t keep society safe from criminals. Prisons keep criminals safe from Chuck Norris, for now.
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has 52.63 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, prison
When Chuck Norris was born, the only person crying was the doctor.
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has 52.63 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, doctor
If Chuck Norris were a cat he would have ten lives.
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has 52.50 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: animal, cat, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't use a coffee maker, he puts the coffee beans in his mouth and boils them with his rage.
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has 52.50 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris' driver's license simply shows his shoe size.
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can stand the rain...
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Chuck Norris gave Iceman frostbite.
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris made the universe... out of his snot and left kidney.
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The only mark ever made on Chuck Norris is his birth mark.
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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