The best Chuck Norris jokes

What is so good about Chuck Norris? He is just some stupid actor, if he was really that good he would come here and bash my head on the keyboD5LISDALGFRGY I idyfgylbhyuu2213874rt fsdnljsdha.
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has 52.76 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, technology
He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
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has 52.64 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, life
Prisons don’t keep society safe from criminals. Prisons keep criminals safe from Chuck Norris, for now.
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has 52.63 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, prison
When Chuck Norris was born, the only person crying was the doctor.
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has 52.63 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, doctor
Chuck Norris and Hitler were sitting in a cafe. Chuck said, "I don't like the juice." Hitler heard him wrong.
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has 52.55 % from 206 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food, Hitler, racist
Chuck Norris doesn't use a coffee maker, he puts the coffee beans in his mouth and boils them with his rage.
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has 52.50 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
If Chuck Norris were a cat he would have ten lives.
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has 52.50 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: animal, cat, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris gave Iceman frostbite.
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris made the universe... out of his snot and left kidney.
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can stand the rain...
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
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