What is so good about Chuck Norris?
He is just some stupid actor, if he was really that good he would come here and bash my head on the keyboD5LISDALGFRGY I idyfgylbhyuu2213874rt fsdnljsdha.
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Chuck Norris does, in fact, put his pants on two legs at a time.
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He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword.
He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
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Prisons don’t keep society safe from criminals.
Prisons keep criminals safe from Chuck Norris, for now.
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When Chuck Norris was born, the only person crying was the doctor.
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If Chuck Norris were a cat he would have ten lives.
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Chuck Norris gave Iceman frostbite.
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Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.
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The Godfather once came to Chuck Norris and asked for a favor.
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When Chuck Norris' dreams come true, your worst nightmares begin.
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