The ground hog only pokes his head out to check for Chuck Norris.
Electricity pays Chuck Norris to light up his house.
The second hardest element in the universe is Chuck Norris. The first only comes into existance when Chuck gets excited.
Chuck Norris doesn't eat honey. He chews bees...
Chuck Norris walked right into Area 51, bought a Snapple, and walked out. No one dared to move.
Night time... when Chuck Norris tells the sun it's time for bed.
When Chuck Norris was kidnapped by aliens he did experiments on them.
Unicorns are extinct but Chuck Norris used all their horns as toothpicks.
Scientists have developed a way to travel through time, by being on the recieving end of a roundhouse kick by Chuck Norris.
The sun is the burning remains of the last planet Chuck Norris pillaged.