Contrary to popular belief there was a Chuck Norris sighting on the set of The Crow. No Lee is allowed to live when Chuck Norris is around.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear flowers in his hair when he goes to San Francisco, he wears poison ivy.
When you look for Chuck Norris on Wikipedia, it redirects you to the article titled "Roundhouse kick."
The phrase "I am become death, destroyer of worlds" was actually first coined by Chuck Norris when he came out of the womb.
Chuck Norris, not Duke, stole the recipie for Bush's Baked Beans.
Chuck Norris does not need a remote for his tv for all he needs to do is just stare until it turns on.
Chuck Norris can blow up things, without a bomb.
Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.
Chuck Norris once bowled a 300... Without a ball... He wasn't even in a bowling ally.
Q: Why aren't the aliens making contact? A: They are afraid of Chuck Norris.