What is so good about Chuck Norris? He is just some stupid actor, if he was really that good he would come here and bash my head on the keyboD5LISDALGFRGY I idyfgylbhyuu2213874rt fsdnljsdha.
He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
Prisons don’t keep society safe from criminals. Prisons keep criminals safe from Chuck Norris, for now.
When Chuck Norris was born, the only person crying was the doctor.
Chuck Norris and Hitler were sitting in a cafe. Chuck said, "I don't like the juice." Hitler heard him wrong.
Chuck Norris doesn't use a coffee maker, he puts the coffee beans in his mouth and boils them with his rage.
If Chuck Norris were a cat he would have ten lives.
Chuck Norris gave Iceman frostbite.
Chuck Norris made the universe... out of his snot and left kidney.
Chuck Norris can stand the rain...