Chuck Norris can play a whole note in 3/4 time.
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When Chuck Norris bakes cookies for his enemies, he adds his own secret ingredient to make a special taste to it. Its called "defeat".
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There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris finds fools' gold it automatically turns into real gold.
Chuck Norris is nobody's fool.
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Chuck Norris can set magnifying glasses on fire...using ants.
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Chuck Norris doesn't hold any world records, he broke them all.
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Chuck Norris can make a dog bark the alphabet, in spanish, backwards.
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Chuck Norris has one pet. It's name is fear.
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If Chuck Norris says his opinion on somthing, it automaticlly becomes a fact.
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How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do?
All of them.
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