Chuck Norris can play a whole note in 3/4 time.
When Chuck Norris bakes cookies for his enemies, he adds his own secret ingredient to make a special taste to it. Its called "defeat".
There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris finds fools' gold it automatically turns into real gold. Chuck Norris is nobody's fool.
Chuck Norris can set magnifying glasses on fire...using ants.
Chuck Norris doesn't hold any world records, he broke them all.
Chuck Norris can make a dog bark the alphabet, in spanish, backwards.
Chuck Norris has one pet. It's name is fear.
If Chuck Norris says his opinion on somthing, it automaticlly becomes a fact.
How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do? All of them.