The best Chuck Norris jokes

What is so good about Chuck Norris? He is just some stupid actor, if he was really that good he would come here and bash my head on the keyboD5LISDALGFRGY I idyfgylbhyuu2213874rt fsdnljsdha.
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has 52.76 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, technology
Chuck Norris does, in fact, put his pants on two legs at a time.
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has 52.68 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
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has 52.64 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, life
Prisons don’t keep society safe from criminals. Prisons keep criminals safe from Chuck Norris, for now.
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has 52.63 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, prison
When Chuck Norris was born, the only person crying was the doctor.
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has 52.63 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, doctor
If Chuck Norris were a cat he would have ten lives.
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has 52.50 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: animal, cat, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris gave Iceman frostbite.
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
The Godfather once came to Chuck Norris and asked for a favor.
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris' dreams come true, your worst nightmares begin.
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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