Chuck gives the sun the chills.
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The Expendables 2 is actually a documentary film showing Chuck Norris killing people.
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Chuck Norris can finish a Super Mario game with just one arrow key.
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Ghosts are created when Chuck Norris kills people to fast for the grim reaper to prosses.
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Chuck Norris is not 70 years old.
At age 60, he began getting younger.
This is why he is actually only 50.
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Chuck Norris can fire Vince McMahon.
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Every bone inside Chuck Norris is his funny bone, cause he laughs wherever you hit him.
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Cavemen didn't invent fire Chuck Norris mearly clicked his fingers and gave it to them.
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Chuck Norris beat Super Mario Galaxie 2 in the big dipper... before Nintendo was invented.
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Chuck Norris once uppercut a horse and that is how the giraffe was created.
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