He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
Prisons don’t keep society safe from criminals. Prisons keep criminals safe from Chuck Norris, for now.
When Chuck Norris was born, the only person crying was the doctor.
If Chuck Norris were a cat he would have ten lives.
Chuck Norris doesn't use a coffee maker, he puts the coffee beans in his mouth and boils them with his rage.
Chuck Norris' driver's license simply shows his shoe size.
Chuck Norris can stand the rain...
Chuck Norris gave Iceman frostbite.
Chuck Norris made the universe... out of his snot and left kidney.
The only mark ever made on Chuck Norris is his birth mark.