The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can make a pound cake with only an ounce.
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Chuck Norris can play a whole note in 3/4 time.
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When Chuck Norris bakes cookies for his enemies, he adds his own secret ingredient to make a special taste to it. Its called "defeat".
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There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris's programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.
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To finally solve whether Mona-Lisa is smiling or not, Chuck Norris took a quick look at it. She's crying
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Chuck Norris can set magnifying glasses on fire...using ants.
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Chuck Norris doesn't hold any world records, he broke them all.
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Chuck Norris can make a dog bark the alphabet, in spanish, backwards.
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Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
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