Chuck Norris won the World Horseshoe Pitching Contest while they were still attached to a Clydesdale.
When Chuck Norris is put in a straight jacket to be contained, he doesn't go insane, the jacket does. NOBODY tries to contain Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris wants popcorn, he breathes on Nebraska.
"Walker Texas Ranger: The Movie 3-D" was considered by Warner Brothers; however the technology to create the visual effects will never be possible.
Adamantium may be hard but Chuck Norris is harder.
Motley Crue released a new song called "Roundhouse Kickstart My Heart" dedicated to Chuck Norris. It will be number one in the top 40 forever.
The party only starts when Chuck Norris walks in.
The Highlander movie was actually based on Chuck Norris's life. There can be only one.
The pouch respects Chuck Norris.
How did Stella get her groove back? Permission from Chuck Norris.