He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword.
He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
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Prisons don’t keep society safe from criminals.
Prisons keep criminals safe from Chuck Norris, for now.
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When Chuck Norris was born, the only person crying was the doctor.
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If Chuck Norris were a cat he would have ten lives.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a coffee maker, he puts the coffee beans in his mouth and boils them with his rage.
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Chuck Norris' driver's license simply shows his shoe size.
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Chuck Norris can stand the rain...
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Chuck Norris gave Iceman frostbite.
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Chuck Norris made the universe... out of his snot and left kidney.
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The only mark ever made on Chuck Norris is his birth mark.
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