Chuck Norris' primary weapon in Call of Duty is his roundhouse kick.
We only submit these facts so he doesn't kill us.
Chuck Norris is the only person who could truly judge a book by its' cover.
Chuck Norris can make ice cubes with a microwave.
What does the fox say? Whatever the hell Chuck Norris tells him to.
Chuck Norris can swim and skydive at the same time.
Oxygen needs Chuck Norris to survive.
Chuck Norris once leaned on the Tower of Pisa...
Chuck Norris round house kicked the xbox and made the xbox 360.
If you click on start, run, then type in Chuck Norris you will get a permanent blue screen of death.