What is so good about Chuck Norris? He is just some stupid actor, if he was really that good he would come here and bash my head on the keyboD5LISDALGFRGY I idyfgylbhyuu2213874rt fsdnljsdha.
Chuck Norris does, in fact, put his pants on two legs at a time.
He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
Prisons don’t keep society safe from criminals. Prisons keep criminals safe from Chuck Norris, for now.
When Chuck Norris was born, the only person crying was the doctor.
If Chuck Norris were a cat he would have ten lives.
Chuck Norris gave Iceman frostbite.
Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.
The Godfather once came to Chuck Norris and asked for a favor.
When Chuck Norris' dreams come true, your worst nightmares begin.