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Chuck Norris was banned from going to "housewarming" parties because he kept burning them down.
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Chuck norris can fix a plumbers crack.
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Chuck Norris can switch his motorcycle to four-wheel drive.
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Chuck Norris can run a nuclear power station using a rowing machine.
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Mortal Kombat was originally called 'Ways Chuck Norris Can Kill You'.
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Chuck Norris haunts ghosts.
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The largest unit of digital information is called Chuckbyte.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger cannot tell Chuck Norris to "get down!"
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The phrase "Just a second" comes from the time it takes for Chuck Norris to heat up a cup of coffee... with his breath.
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Chuck Norris can make his own reflection vomit with fear.
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