The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't buy life insurance, life buys Chuck insurance.
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Chuck Norris can eat rice with one chop stick.
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When Chuck Norris put his hand over a magnet, the magnet comes to him out of pure fear.
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Superman's weakness is kryptonite, kryptonite's weakness is Chuck Norris.
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In reality, only Chuck Norris is allowed to sing "We are the Champions". He has no time for losers. He will rock you.
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Chuck Norris can hear the sound of one hand clapping.
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Chuck Norris is never late... time is just early.
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When Chuck Norris got stung by a bee, the Bee had an allergic reaction called Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris does not play computer games, he makes games play computer!
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Chuck Norris is not 70 years old. At age 60, he began getting younger. This is why he is actually only 50.
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