The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris once won a Poker tournament using only Pokemon cards.
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Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Chuck Norris.
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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one
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Chuck Norris once created a time machine and had to fight himself. We call it The Big Bang.
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Once the A-Team used to take care of the bad guys. Then came Chuck Norris. Ever since, the A-Team has been known as the Ghostbusters.
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Chuck Norris once walked in the opposite direction in the Running of the Bulls. The bulls turned around and ran for their lives.
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Chuck Norris doesn't hold any world records, he broke them all.
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Chuck Norris is so fast, he can startle his own reflection.
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When Death knocked on Chuck Norris’s door, Chuck Norris laughed. Death is now Chuck Norris’s B*tch.
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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
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