The best Chuck Norris jokes

The ground hog only pokes his head out to check for Chuck Norris.
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Electricity pays Chuck Norris to light up his house.
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The second hardest element in the universe is Chuck Norris. The first only comes into existance when Chuck gets excited.
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Chuck Norris doesn't eat honey. He chews bees...
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Chuck Norris walked right into Area 51, bought a Snapple, and walked out. No one dared to move.
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Night time... when Chuck Norris tells the sun it's time for bed.
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When Chuck Norris was kidnapped by aliens he did experiments on them.
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Unicorns are extinct but Chuck Norris used all their horns as toothpicks.
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Scientists have developed a way to travel through time, by being on the recieving end of a roundhouse kick by Chuck Norris.
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The sun is the burning remains of the last planet Chuck Norris pillaged.
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