Chuck Norris went for a swim in the ocean. The sharks headed for land.
They said that a picture is worth a 1000 words, a picture of Chuck Norris is worth a 1000 ways to die.
When raining, Chuck Norris doesn't need an umbrella , he can dodge the rain drops.
Chuck Norris can't fly, gravity just looks the other way when he leaves the ground.
Chuck Norris was banned from the Olympics because his mere presence is considered a performance-enhancing substance.
Chuck Norris got a perfect SAT score by just putting his name on the paper...
A watched pot boils instantly for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once bench pressed an 18 wheeler. With him inside it.
The sun is the burning remains of the last planet Chuck Norris pillaged.
The Sun is Chuck Norris' camp fire.