I once made a joke about Chuck Norr...
Chuch Norris doesn't make threats, he makes promises.
Chuck Norris knows the secret of the Caramilk
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
Even though Chuck Norris' lives in Dallas, Texas, his house still has spectacular views of both the Atlantic and Pacific oceans.
Chuck Norris is suing MySpace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
Most leading hand sanitizers say that they can kil 99.99% of all germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100% of WHATEVER HE WANTS.
Nations fight other nations but wouldn't have balls enough to go toe-to-toe with Chuck Norris. Remember Atlantis?
Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.