Chuck Norris once rode a bull threw a China shop, the only thing that broke was the bull.
Superman got his powers when Chuck Norris sneezed on him.
The first thing James Cameron saw when he reached the Challenger Deep was Chuck Norris snorkeling down to test his new watch.
There is no such thing as an endangered species, they are Chuck's likes and dislikes.
Chuck Norris turns his game off while saving.
Chuck Norris does not get parking tickets; he gets "thank you for parking anywhere" notes.
When Chuck Norris goes to the beach, he puts on sunscreen to protect the sun from him.
Chuck Norris's GPS still can't find him.
Once visiting Arizona, Chuck Norris spat on the ground. The place is now known as the meteor crater.
If there's something strange... In your neighborhood... Who ya gonna call?... CHUCK NORRIS!