The best Chuck Norris jokes

When a zombie apocalypse starts, Chuck Norris doesn't try to survive. The zombies do.
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Chuck Norris: The Game starts directly with the ending video.
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Chuck Norris once walked into my house and I was fined for trespassing.
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Chuck Norris's version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.
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Chuck Norris can stand the rain...
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear flowers in his hair when he goes to San Francisco, he wears poison ivy.
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Chuck Norris didn't grow a beard, a beard grew Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can kill with blank bullets.
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Shhhhh... Did you hear that? Chuck did.
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Q: Why aren't the aliens making contact? A: They are afraid of Chuck Norris.
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