Chuck Norris' beard can etch a sketch a picture of chuck killing a man. When the last line is drawn, that man dies!
Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.
Chuck Norris just checked out from 501... In 8 darts.
If Chuck Norris were to ever bungee jump, the earth would flinch.
Chuck Norris once saw Spiderman on a wall and then folded his newspaper.
Superman got his powers when Chuck Norris sneezed on him.
Chuck Norris uses an air bag... in order to protect the inside of his car in case he stops too fast.
Chuck Norris's black belt was made in a black hole.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a stapler, he puts the paper between his fingers and they just stick.
They say, "You can't fight city hall", but Chuck Norris can. It's not much of a fight....