Nails wish they were as tough as Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris invented half when he round house kicked the number 1
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Many years ago Chuck Norris and a brown bear had a fight.
The loser had to go live in the north pole.
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Chuck Norris can land a multi-hit combo with only one punch.
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When Chuck lit a match earth saw the sun for the first time!
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When Chuck Norris goes to the DMV, they take a number.
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Chuck Norris knows the secret of the Caramilk
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Chuck Norris is the only person to know pi, because when he puts it into the calculator, the calculator doesn't dare give him only part of it.
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The beatles originally said they were "Bigger than Chuck Norris", John Lennon was simply a warning.
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Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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