The best Chuck Norris jokes

Once Chuck Norris went back in time and kicked a ball. When it landed it wiped out the dinosaurs.
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dinosaur, time, travel
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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has 66.43 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris throws a throwing knife, the knife doesn't kill his victim, the force of the air did.
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has 66.43 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
In 1945 Chuck Norris drank a Redbull and jumped out a plane. For image results, Google the word Hiroshima.
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has 66.41 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: airplane, Chuck Norris, technology, time
During vacation my front door's open and I left a note saying "This house is protected by Chuck Norris 3 days a week you guess which 3." All was good.
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has 66.38 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris' indian name is "He who can kick your ass anytime anywhere"
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has 66.38 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If Chuck Norris were to write his own "Chuck Norris Facts", this website would have to be changed to "Chuck Norris Laws.com".
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has 66.38 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, internet
Google is setting up a new search engine to answer life's difficult and most complex questions with the response always being the same... Chuck Norris.
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has 66.38 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, IT, life
Chuck Norris adds Facebook as a friend.
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has 66.34 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Facebook
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
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has 66.01 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fat, kids
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