The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris put his phone on air-plane mode and flew it.
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has 55.39 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: airplane, Chuck Norris, phone, travel
Chuck Norris can in fact eat water.
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has 55.38 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Google is setting up a new search engine to answer life's difficult and most complex questions with the response always being the same... Chuck Norris.
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has 55.37 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, IT, life
Chuck Norris once was pulled over by a policeman for speeding. Chuck gave him a warning.
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris' driver's license simply shows his shoe size.
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Chuck Norris uses the lethal injection to have a 5min nap.
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Chuck Norris has never used a question mark in his life.
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They said that a picture is worth a 1000 words, a picture of Chuck Norris is worth a 1000 ways to die.
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can lie honestly.
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Chuck Norris can piss into Gale force winds.
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