The best Chuck Norris jokes

Messing with Chuck Norris is the only thing that will get you disqualified from a Colonial Penn Life Insurance policy - at any age.
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has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris
A train saw Chuck Norris on the track and turned down a dirt road.
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has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris, travel
Chuck Norris tried juggling once... and now we have our solar system.
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has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board. It is now known as titanic
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has 65.42 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Once while having s*x in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and ran into the engine. We now know this truck....as Optimus Prime.
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has 65.39 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sex
Chuck Norris' feet are so fast, he can kick you in the past.
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has 65.32 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Revenge is a dish best served...by Chuck Norris.
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has 65.32 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once drank a Red Bull and the can grew wings.
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has 65.32 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Aliens fear that Chuck Norris might abduct them.
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has 65.32 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Superman's weakness isn't kryptonite, it's obvious who it is...
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has 65.32 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
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