The best Chuck Norris jokes

Every morning Chuck Norris eats a bowl of nails for Breakfast... without milk.
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Columbus may have discovered America, but after a conversation with Chuck Norris it was decided, Chuck Norris discovered America.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a theme song because, you won't hear anything once your roundhouse kicked in the face.
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The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris.
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Contrary to popular belief there was a Chuck Norris sighting on the set of The Crow. No Lee is allowed to live when Chuck Norris is around.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear flowers in his hair when he goes to San Francisco, he wears poison ivy.
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When you look for Chuck Norris on Wikipedia, it redirects you to the article titled "Roundhouse kick."
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The phrase "I am become death, destroyer of worlds" was actually first coined by Chuck Norris when he came out of the womb.
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Chuck Norris, not Duke, stole the recipie for Bush's Baked Beans.
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Chuck Norris does not need a remote for his tv for all he needs to do is just stare until it turns on.
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