Chuck Norris can open PDF files with Microsoft Excel.
Chuck Norris does not cleanse himself with your everyday shower. He uses Meteor Showers.
Chuck Norris once stood on a bridge in London. Then they wrote a song about it.
If you make a list of 10 things Chuck Norris cannot do, he will appear at your house and perform them all. Your life may be forfeit.
When Chuck Norris was a kid he didn't play with Lincoln Logs, he built real houses.
Chuck Norris tried juggling once... and now we have our solar system.
Chuck Norris is the ghost in paranormal activity.
Chuck Norris can eat the inside of an orange without peeling it.
Q: What happens when an unstoppable force meets an unmovable object? A: Chuck Norris is clapping.
It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.