The best Chuck Norris jokes

I once made a joke about Chuck Norr...
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Chuch Norris doesn't make threats, he makes promises.
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Chuck Norris knows the secret of the Caramilk
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Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
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Even though Chuck Norris' lives in Dallas, Texas, his house still has spectacular views of both the Atlantic and Pacific oceans.
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Chuck Norris is suing MySpace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
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Most leading hand sanitizers say that they can kil 99.99% of all germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100% of WHATEVER HE WANTS.
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Nations fight other nations but wouldn't have balls enough to go toe-to-toe with Chuck Norris. Remember Atlantis?
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Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.
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Chuck Norris can say never.
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