Messing with Chuck Norris is the only thing that will get you disqualified from a Colonial Penn Life Insurance policy - at any age.
A train saw Chuck Norris on the track and turned down a dirt road.
Chuck Norris tried juggling once... and now we have our solar system.
There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board. It is now known as titanic
Once while having s*x in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and ran into the engine. We now know this truck....as Optimus Prime.
Chuck Norris' feet are so fast, he can kick you in the past.
Revenge is a dish best served...by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once drank a Red Bull and the can grew wings.
Aliens fear that Chuck Norris might abduct them.
Superman's weakness isn't kryptonite, it's obvious who it is...