The best Chuck Norris jokes

Nails wish they were as tough as Chuck Norris.
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Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck lit a match earth saw the sun for the first time!
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When Chuck Norris goes to the DMV, they take a number.
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Chuck Norris knows the secret of the Caramilk
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris is the only person to know pi, because when he puts it into the calculator, the calculator doesn't dare give him only part of it.
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has 52.12 % from 103 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
The beatles originally said they were "Bigger than Chuck Norris", John Lennon was simply a warning.
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has 52.10 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
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has 52.10 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: animal, car, Chuck Norris, time
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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has 52.10 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
When a Jedi dies they become part of the force, when the force dies it becomes part of Chuck Norris.
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has 52.10 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
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