The best Chuck Norris jokes

Harry Potter needs 8 movies to seek and destroy Voldemort. Chuck Norris needs 4 seconds.
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911 calls Chuck Norris for emergency.
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The Hulk is Green because he envys Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris caught them all with one PokeBall.
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Chuck Norris knows what color a smurf turns when you choke it.
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The only reason Godzilla goes back into the ocean is because Chuck Norris is expecting him... for dinner.
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When I was a kid, my Chuck Norris action figure broke all my other toys while I was at school. When my mom tried to throw him away, he killed her.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a stapler, he puts the paper between his fingers and they just stick.
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Chuck Norris once broke a mirror over the head of a black cat while standing under a ladder on Friday the thirteenth. The next day he won the lottery.
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If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
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