The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris really can get chicken from a tuna can.
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has 63.68 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fish, food
Chuck Norris does not fart, nothing escapes Chuck Norris.
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has 63.67 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fart
If Chuck Norris were to ever bungee jump, the earth would flinch.
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once saw Spiderman on a wall and then folded his newspaper.
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Superman got his powers when Chuck Norris sneezed on him.
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris uses an air bag... in order to protect the inside of his car in case he stops too fast.
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris's black belt was made in a black hole.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a stapler, he puts the paper between his fingers and they just stick.
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They say, "You can't fight city hall", but Chuck Norris can. It's not much of a fight....
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Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
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