The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris' beard can etch a sketch a picture of chuck killing a man. When the last line is drawn, that man dies!
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Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.
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Chuck Norris just checked out from 501... In 8 darts.
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If Chuck Norris were to ever bungee jump, the earth would flinch.
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Chuck Norris once saw Spiderman on a wall and then folded his newspaper.
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Superman got his powers when Chuck Norris sneezed on him.
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Chuck Norris uses an air bag... in order to protect the inside of his car in case he stops too fast.
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris's black belt was made in a black hole.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a stapler, he puts the paper between his fingers and they just stick.
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They say, "You can't fight city hall", but Chuck Norris can. It's not much of a fight....
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