When a zombie apocalypse starts, Chuck Norris doesn't try to survive. The zombies do.
Chuck Norris: The Game starts directly with the ending video.
Chuck Norris once walked into my house and I was fined for trespassing.
Chuck Norris's version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.
Chuck Norris can stand the rain...
Chuck Norris doesn't wear flowers in his hair when he goes to San Francisco, he wears poison ivy.
Chuck Norris didn't grow a beard, a beard grew Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can kill with blank bullets.
Shhhhh... Did you hear that? Chuck did.
Q: Why aren't the aliens making contact? A: They are afraid of Chuck Norris.