The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can open PDF files with Microsoft Excel.
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Chuck Norris does not cleanse himself with your everyday shower. He uses Meteor Showers.
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Chuck Norris once stood on a bridge in London. Then they wrote a song about it.
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If you make a list of 10 things Chuck Norris cannot do, he will appear at your house and perform them all. Your life may be forfeit.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he didn't play with Lincoln Logs, he built real houses.
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Chuck Norris tried juggling once... and now we have our solar system.
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Chuck Norris is the ghost in paranormal activity.
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Chuck Norris can eat the inside of an orange without peeling it.
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Q: What happens when an unstoppable force meets an unmovable object? A: Chuck Norris is clapping.
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It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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