The best Chuck Norris jokes

Bacons' favorite smell is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can hear pictures.
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Chuck Norris doesn't ask, "who's your daddy?" Chuck Norris is your daddy.
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Chuck Norris can say never.
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Chuck Norris can speak French in Russian.
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Chuck Norris can one hit kill a creeper in Minecraft... With a stick.
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Chuck Norris walks into a bar... the beer starts to run.
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When Chuck Norris visits Egypt, the sand didn't burn his feet, his feet burnt the sand, hence the discovery of glass.
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When you google up Chuck Norris, he googles you back for revenge.
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Chuck Norris can hack a Facebook account using Myspace.
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