The best Chuck Norris jokes

Prisons don’t keep society safe from criminals. Prisons keep criminals safe from Chuck Norris, for now.
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has 68.50 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, prison
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
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has 68.45 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them
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Chuck Norris went for a swim in the ocean. The sharks headed for land.
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When raining, Chuck Norris doesn't need an umbrella , he can dodge the rain drops.
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Chuck Norris can't fly, gravity just looks the other way when he leaves the ground.
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Chuck Norris was banned from the Olympics because his mere presence is considered a performance-enhancing substance.
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has 68.45 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Chuck Norris got a perfect SAT score by just putting his name on the paper...
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has 68.45 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, school
A watched pot boils instantly for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once bench pressed an 18 wheeler. With him inside it.
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