Chuck Norris put his phone on air-plane mode and flew it.
Chuck Norris can in fact eat water.
Google is setting up a new search engine to answer life's difficult and most complex questions with the response always being the same... Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once was pulled over by a policeman for speeding. Chuck gave him a warning.
Chuck Norris' driver's license simply shows his shoe size.
Chuck Norris uses the lethal injection to have a 5min nap.
Chuck Norris has never used a question mark in his life.
They said that a picture is worth a 1000 words, a picture of Chuck Norris is worth a 1000 ways to die.
Chuck Norris can piss into Gale force winds.