Chuck Norris doesn't worry about high gas prices. His vehicles run on fear.
Chuck Norris hates Raymond.
Getting your ass kicked by Chuck Norris? The only good news is you know when you will die.
Contrary to popular belief there was a Chuck Norris sighting on the set of The Crow. No Lee is allowed to live when Chuck Norris is around.
Chuck Norris doesn't jump. He moves the ground away from him.
Beetlejuice is afraid to say Chuck Norris 3 times.
Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.
Chuck Norris eats granite and drinks lava for his lunch.
Chuck Norris doesn't go to therapy, therapy goes to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a will. Invincible people don't need them.