The best Chuck Norris jokes

Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
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has 57.62 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: animal, car, Chuck Norris, time
There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.
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has 57.55 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg was recently hospitalize, because Chuck Norris poked him.
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has 57.52 % from 112 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Facebook
E only equals MC² because Chuck Norris allows it too.
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has 57.40 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
Chuck Norris doesn't need a security system. Chuck Norris is a security system.
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has 57.36 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Revenge is a dish best served...by Chuck Norris.
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has 57.36 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris owns the gold color at the end of the rainbow.
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has 57.36 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Everyone knows Chuck Norris' pet rock... he named it "Earth."
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has 57.36 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once drank a Red Bull and the can grew wings.
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has 57.36 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris walks up his staircase to get to the basement.
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has 57.36 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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