The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris's programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.
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Chuck Norris lit a match and ended the Cold War.
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If at first you don't succeed, you are not Chuck Norris.
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Nations fight other nations but wouldn't have balls enough to go toe-to-toe with Chuck Norris. Remember Atlantis?
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Chuck Norris doesn't use his hand to catch bullets, he uses his mind.
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Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
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Chuck Norris gets younger by the kill.
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Chuck Norris can skip a sound track on the radio if he doesn't like it.
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When Chuck Norris makes a joke on this website, everyone starts to make bad jokes because they didn't want to anger Chuck Norris.
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Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.
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