Chuck Norris doesn't use a fire extinguisher to put out fires... he just tells the fire to stop burning.
The world did not have a tilt in its axis until Chuck Norris stubbed his toe on the North Pole.
The best part of waking up is not the Folgers in your cup, it's knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.
Spider-man can crawl on walls and ceilings, Chuck Norris can crawl on water.
Chuck Norris has never used a question mark in his life.
Chuck Norris fires Donald Trump.
The Dead Sea was formerly known as The Living Sea. Until it met Chuck Norris.
A watched pot boils instantly for Chuck Norris.
An ancient Chinese prophecy states that a man will be created to protect the lands from all evil. Chuck Norris killed that man.
Chuck Norris once had a weak moment, just to know what it felt like.