The best Chuck Norris jokes

The best part of waking up is not the Folgers in your cup, it's knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.
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Chuck Norris can power solar panels. At Night.
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When Chuck Norris went to the beach, he gave the ocean a bath.
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Every 5 seconds, somewhere in the world, someone dies of Chuck Norris.
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, time
Chuck Norris can smell sound and hear touch.
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Show me a man with a nub for an index finger, and I'll show you a man that asked Chuck Norris to "Pull my Finger"
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris could catch that damn acorn in those ICE AGE movies!
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When Norris hits the road, he destroys it.
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, travel
Armageddon is defined as the day Chuck Norris gets bored with us.
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.
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