The best Chuck Norris jokes

Every 5 seconds, somewhere in the world, someone dies of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can smell sound and hear touch.
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Show me a man with a nub for an index finger, and I'll show you a man that asked Chuck Norris to "Pull my Finger"
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Chuck Norris could catch that damn acorn in those ICE AGE movies!
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When Norris hits the road, he destroys it.
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Armageddon is defined as the day Chuck Norris gets bored with us.
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Chuck Norris one checked the Library of Congress for typos during his lunch hour.
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Chuck Norris's keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.
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There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have an Ipod, he has an Ifist.
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