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When Chuck Norris says "Jump", you don't say, "How high?" - you say, "When do I come down?"
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Leonardo DiCaprio had to ask permission from Chuck Norris to say the famous line "I'm the king of the world."
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Chuck Norris can put out fire with gasoline.
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Chuck Norris always wins at Jenga, the tower couldn't dare to crumble.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to mow his lawn, He dares the grass to grow.
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Chuck Norris was once asked to place his legs and fists in the cargo bay of a plane because weapons aren't allowed in the cabin.
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Chuck Norris is the most feared predator on the planet. That's why sharks have a Chuck Norris week.
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When you come to a road that says "ONE WAY", that mean Chuck Norris is the other way.
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Chuck Norris doesn't cry. His eyes sweat.
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In the back of the book of world records, it says "All records are held by Chuck Norris. The ones listed are in second place."
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