When Chuck Norris says "Jump", you don't say, "How high?" - you say, "When do I come down?"
Leonardo DiCaprio had to ask permission from Chuck Norris to say the famous line "I'm the king of the world."
Chuck Norris can put out fire with gasoline.
Chuck Norris always wins at Jenga, the tower couldn't dare to crumble.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to mow his lawn, He dares the grass to grow.
Chuck Norris was once asked to place his legs and fists in the cargo bay of a plane because weapons aren't allowed in the cabin.
Chuck Norris is the most feared predator on the planet. That's why sharks have a Chuck Norris week.
When you come to a road that says "ONE WAY", that mean Chuck Norris is the other way.
Chuck Norris doesn't cry. His eyes sweat.
In the back of the book of world records, it says "All records are held by Chuck Norris. The ones listed are in second place."