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Chuck Norris can have his cake and eat yours too.
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Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.
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Much controversy surrounds Area 51, which is also known as Chuck Norris's playground. Those flying saucers are similar to our model cars and planes.
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Chuck Norris puts ice cube trays in the cupboard, and he gets ice.
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Chuck Norris doesn't think he's better than everyone, everyone thinks Chuck Norris is better than them.
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Chuck Norris can stab a knife with a man.
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To be roundhouse-kicked by Chuck Norris means getting his autograph.
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Chuck Norris destroyed the Lord of Rings. Twice.
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Chuck Norris won a guitar battle with a violin.
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Chuck Norris kills time in his spare time.
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