Chuck Norris can eat soup with a fork.
It is a fact that Chuck Norris cannot cry, this is because his tearducts are too muscular.
Chuck Norris cut his scissors using his hair.
Chuck Norris doesn't give warnings. He doesn't have to, you should already know.
Chuck Norris tells his GPS when he wants to turn.
You know "The Matrix" that was Chuck Norris' very first dream.
Never ask Chuck Norris for an autograph. Why? Because Chuck's signature is a straight roundhouse kick to the face.
Chuck Norris once got careless and accidentally locked his drawer key inside his drawer, with a lock that needs the key to lock.
The earth doesn't revolve around the sun. It's the sun that revolves around Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.