Once while having s*x in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and ran into the engine. We now know this truck....as Optimus Prime.
The Beatles' song "HELP" was written after they met Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris' feet are so fast, he can kick you in the past.
Revenge is a dish best served...by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once drank a Red Bull and the can grew wings.
Aliens fear that Chuck Norris might abduct them.
Superman's weakness isn't kryptonite, it's obvious who it is...
Chuck Norris built Rome with a box of scraps.
For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one
huck Norris was supposed to star in the tv show 'Man vs Wild', but the network did not want kids thinking 'lava is safe to eat'.