The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't use a fire extinguisher to put out fires... he just tells the fire to stop burning.
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The world did not have a tilt in its axis until Chuck Norris stubbed his toe on the North Pole.
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, technology
The best part of waking up is not the Folgers in your cup, it's knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.
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has 65.14 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Spider-man can crawl on walls and ceilings, Chuck Norris can crawl on water.
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has 65.08 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris has never used a question mark in his life.
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris fires Donald Trump.
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The Dead Sea was formerly known as The Living Sea. Until it met Chuck Norris.
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
A watched pot boils instantly for Chuck Norris.
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
An ancient Chinese prophecy states that a man will be created to protect the lands from all evil. Chuck Norris killed that man.
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once had a weak moment, just to know what it felt like.
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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