Chuck Norris's programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.
Chuck Norris lit a match and ended the Cold War.
If at first you don't succeed, you are not Chuck Norris.
Nations fight other nations but wouldn't have balls enough to go toe-to-toe with Chuck Norris. Remember Atlantis?
Chuck Norris doesn't use his hand to catch bullets, he uses his mind.
Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
Chuck Norris gets younger by the kill.
Chuck Norris can skip a sound track on the radio if he doesn't like it.
When Chuck Norris makes a joke on this website, everyone starts to make bad jokes because they didn't want to anger Chuck Norris.
Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.