The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
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No matter how fast you run, Chuck Norris will always walk faster.
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What does the fox say? Whatever the hell Chuck Norris tells him to.
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Chuck Norris can clog the toilet with his pee.
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Scientists believe that a giant meteor killed off the dinosaurs. This is true, if you can consider Chuck Norris to be a giant meteor.
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Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
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Chuck Norris eats gummy bears and shits out grizzly bears.
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The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
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There are no weapons of mass destruction. Just Chuck Norris.
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Usually when kids go to sleep they sleep with a teddy bear... Chuck Norris sleeps with an actual bear
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