The best Chuck Norris jokes

Once while having s*x in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and ran into the engine. We now know this truck....as Optimus Prime.
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The Beatles' song "HELP" was written after they met Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' feet are so fast, he can kick you in the past.
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Revenge is a dish best served...by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once drank a Red Bull and the can grew wings.
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Aliens fear that Chuck Norris might abduct them.
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Superman's weakness isn't kryptonite, it's obvious who it is...
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Chuck Norris built Rome with a box of scraps.
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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one
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huck Norris was supposed to star in the tv show 'Man vs Wild', but the network did not want kids thinking 'lava is safe to eat'.
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