The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.
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Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.
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Chuck Norris eats gummy bears and shits out grizzly bears.
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During vacation my front door's open and I left a note saying "This house is protected by Chuck Norris 3 days a week you guess which 3." All was good.
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has 65.57 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Before America can declare war, congress has to ask Chuck Norris.
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If Chuck Norris were to write his own "Chuck Norris Facts", this website would have to be changed to "Chuck Norris Laws.com".
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has 65.57 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, internet
Google is setting up a new search engine to answer life's difficult and most complex questions with the response always being the same... Chuck Norris.
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Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.
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Chuck Norris can never fill out an online form, because Chuck Norris will never submit.
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A black hole is created when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks a sun.
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