Chuck Norris can have his cake and eat yours too.
Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.
Much controversy surrounds Area 51, which is also known as Chuck Norris's playground. Those flying saucers are similar to our model cars and planes.
Chuck Norris puts ice cube trays in the cupboard, and he gets ice.
Chuck Norris doesn't think he's better than everyone, everyone thinks Chuck Norris is better than them.
Chuck Norris can stab a knife with a man.
To be roundhouse-kicked by Chuck Norris means getting his autograph.
Chuck Norris destroyed the Lord of Rings. Twice.
Chuck Norris won a guitar battle with a violin.
Chuck Norris kills time in his spare time.