Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.
Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.
Chuck Norris eats gummy bears and shits out grizzly bears.
During vacation my front door's open and I left a note saying "This house is protected by Chuck Norris 3 days a week you guess which 3." All was good.
Before America can declare war, congress has to ask Chuck Norris.
If Chuck Norris were to write his own "Chuck Norris Facts", this website would have to be changed to "Chuck Norris Laws.com".
Google is setting up a new search engine to answer life's difficult and most complex questions with the response always being the same... Chuck Norris.
Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.
Chuck Norris can never fill out an online form, because Chuck Norris will never submit.
A black hole is created when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks a sun.