The best Chuck Norris jokes

Global warming is the result of Chuck Norris getting mad.
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
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has 55.25 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dad, sex, time
Chuck Norris walks into a bar, and as he enters, notices a horse and the end of the bar with a sign on it. Out of curiosity, he approaches the bartender and asks what the deal is with the horse at the end of the bar. The bartender tells him: "The sign says if you can make the horse laugh you'll win $50. Take note though that hundreds of people have tried and no-one has been able to do it." "Get out the money," says Chuck," I'll be right back." So he walks to the end of the bar, whispers something into the horse's ear, and within seconds the horse is laughing hysterically. "That's amazing," said the bartender. "Tell you what, if you can make him cry I'll double your winnings." "Get out the money," says Chuck," I'll be right back." So Chuck walked again over to the horse, came back to the bartender 2 minutes later, and the horse was balling and sobbing like a baby. "Well," replied Chuck Norris, "First I told him a had a bigger d*ck than he did. Then I showed him."
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has 55.25 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: animal, bar, Chuck Norris
He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
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has 55.11 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, life
Chuck Norris can get a Black-Jack with one card.
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has 55.11 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
The dark side of the moon is the side that cowers in fear of Chuck Norris.
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has 55.11 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Did you know the Dinosaurs crossed Chuck Norris? But only once.
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has 55.11 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, dinosaur
Chuck Norris uses black holes to clean his dishes.
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has 55.00 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Someone asked Chuck Norris to climb Mount Everest. After his 10th endeavor, he wrote a book. "Ten Different Ways to Climb Mount Everest"
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has 55.00 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, travel
Death once got sentenced to Chuck Norris.
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