Chuck Norris can eat the inside of an orange without peeling it.
Q: What happens when an unstoppable force meets an unmovable object? A: Chuck Norris is clapping.
It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
Jokes about Chuck Norris are not funny, but all are afraid not to laugh.
Chuck Norris is another name for Terror.
Chuck Norris once wrestled a thirty foot snake, and then he realized he was just masturbating.
Chuck Norris eats gummy bears and shits out grizzly bears.
Chuck Norris can drink from an empty cup.
It's not the fall that kills you, it's Chuck Norris waiting for you at the bottom.
The Grimm Reaper lost his job the day Chuck Norris was born.