Justin Bieber was inspired by Usher because of his music and dance, Usher was inspired by Michael Jackson The King of Pop, Michael Jackson was inspired by...Chuck Norris.
The Earth does NOT revolve around the Sun. The Earth is stationary. The Sun follows Chuck Norris as he makes his daily jog around the Earth.
Guns need a licence to bear Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't have to do anything for a Klondike bar.
Chuck Norris created the Grand Canyon because he coughed "Just Once".
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris once made a crippled man run away.
If Chuck Norris was a villian in a video game, you'll never win. But if he was the hero, it's unplayable; because no one controls Chuck Norris.
If at first you don't succeed, you are not Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris likes his steaks still mooing.