The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can eat the inside of an orange without peeling it.
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Q: What happens when an unstoppable force meets an unmovable object? A: Chuck Norris is clapping.
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It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Jokes about Chuck Norris are not funny, but all are afraid not to laugh.
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Chuck Norris is another name for Terror.
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Chuck Norris once wrestled a thirty foot snake, and then he realized he was just masturbating.
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Chuck Norris eats gummy bears and shits out grizzly bears.
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Chuck Norris can drink from an empty cup.
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It's not the fall that kills you, it's Chuck Norris waiting for you at the bottom.
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The Grimm Reaper lost his job the day Chuck Norris was born.
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