The best Chuck Norris jokes

The sun is the burning remains of the last planet Chuck Norris pillaged.
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The Sun is Chuck Norris' camp fire.
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CBS hired Chuck Norris to replace Charlie Sheen, now the show is called Ten and half Men.
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Chuck Norris never bathes. Dirt is too afraid to cling to him.
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Rambo is simply Chuck Norris disguised as Sylvester Stalone playing tag.
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The Godfather once came to Chuck Norris and asked for a favor.
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Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
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Chuck Norris tells his GPS when he wants to turn.
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Chuck Norris put corns in the Milky Way and eat them at his breakfast.
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Chuck Norris once made an omelette from a Fabergé egg.
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