The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris built Rome with a box of scraps.
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has 65.32 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If it looks like chicken tastes like chicken and smells like chicken and Chuck Norris says it's beef then it's beef.
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has 65.30 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg was recently hospitalize, because Chuck Norris poked him.
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has 65.27 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Facebook
The city of Dallas wanted to name a major street Chuck Norris Boulevard but decided against it because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives!
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has 65.24 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can play Bach's 9th Symphony with a triangle.
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has 65.20 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one
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has 65.19 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
huck Norris was supposed to star in the tv show 'Man vs Wild', but the network did not want kids thinking 'lava is safe to eat'.
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has 65.19 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris dosen't get lost... Everything around him is in the wrong place!
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has 65.19 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If you look back far enough in your family tree, Chuck Norris appears at least three times.
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has 65.19 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, family
Chuck Norris once caught a cold, then he killed it!
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has 65.19 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
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