When a Jedi dies they become part of the force, when the force dies it becomes part of Chuck Norris.
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The beatles originally said they were "Bigger than Chuck Norris", John Lennon was simply a warning.
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There is only one award higher than the medal of Honor: The Chuck Norris Medal of Roundhouse.
No mortal man has ever earned it.
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Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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Chuck Norris can make music in Adobe Photoshop.
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Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber once had a singing contest, the loser had to never hit puberty.
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Chuck Norris can eat rice with one chop stick.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a coffee maker, he puts the coffee beans in his mouth and boils them with his rage.
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Chuck Norris can simply walk into Mordor.
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When Norris hits the road, he destroys it.
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