The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can make music in Adobe Photoshop.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a coffee maker, he puts the coffee beans in his mouth and boils them with his rage.
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has 52.05 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Why does Chuck Norris have a beard? A better question is what will he do to you if you ask him?
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Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds.
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Chuck Norris can simply walk into Mordor.
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Chuck Norris is suing MySpace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
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When Norris hits the road, he destroys it.
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Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.
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Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.
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When Chuck Norris enters a sauna the sauna starts sweating.
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