Chuck Norris can say never.
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For every victim of a Chuck Norris round house kick, there is a star.
As you can see, there are a lot.
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If you click on start, run, then type in Chuck Norris you will get a permanent blue screen of death.
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There is a way to kill Chuck Norris, it is...
Sorry, the person typing this just had his head bashed in by a roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people.
They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
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Big Foot discovered Chuck Norris and hid in the forest.
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There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.
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In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep.
Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus and the jeep.
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Chuck Norris doesn't flirt all he says is NOW.
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Lightning doesn't strike Chuck Norris, chuck norris strikes lightning!
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