The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't need a stapler, he puts the paper between his fingers and they just stick.
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They say, "You can't fight city hall", but Chuck Norris can. It's not much of a fight....
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Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
When Chuck Norris bakes cookies for his enemies, he adds his own secret ingredient to make a special taste to it. Its called "defeat".
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris can eat the inside of an orange without peeling it.
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There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, life
Chuck Norris has won tennis match against a wall.
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has 63.63 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Chuck Norris is the only person to know pi, because when he puts it into the calculator, the calculator doesn't dare give him only part of it.
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has 63.63 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
Santa writes to Chuck Norris about what he wants for Christmas.
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has 63.57 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: christian, Chuck Norris, Santa
Chuck Norris can actually describe the taste of purified water.
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has 63.51 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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