The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris actually painted all of the colors of the wind.
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Chuck Norris puts all of his baskets in one egg.
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When Chuck Norris steals a car he forces it to start.
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Chuck Norris reached level 51 on Oblivion.
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Chuck Norris beat Super Mario Galaxie 2 in the big dipper... before Nintendo was invented.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a theme song because, you won't hear anything once your roundhouse kicked in the face.
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The only mark ever made on Chuck Norris is his birth mark.
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If you click on start, run, then type in Chuck Norris you will get a permanent blue screen of death.
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Batman is to Robin as Chuck Norris is to Death.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he didn't play with Lincoln Logs, he built real houses.
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