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Justin Bieber was inspired by Usher because of his music and dance, Usher was inspired by Michael Jackson The King of Pop, Michael Jackson was inspired by...Chuck Norris.
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The Earth does NOT revolve around the Sun. The Earth is stationary. The Sun follows Chuck Norris as he makes his daily jog around the Earth.
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Guns need a licence to bear Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have to do anything for a Klondike bar.
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Chuck Norris created the Grand Canyon because he coughed "Just Once".
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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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Chuck Norris once made a crippled man run away.
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If Chuck Norris was a villian in a video game, you'll never win. But if he was the hero, it's unplayable; because no one controls Chuck Norris.
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If at first you don't succeed, you are not Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris likes his steaks still mooing.
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