The only time Chuck Norris made a mistake was when he thought he made a mistake
Chuck Norris beat a brick wall at tennis.
Chuck Norris watched the entire Lord of the Rings without blinking.
Chuck Norris can drive a solar-powered car at night.
If Chuck Norris drinks too much, he doesn't throw up, he throws down!
Chuck Norris thinks that anyone who can't survive cranial impact with a steam hammer simply isn't making an effort.
Chuck Norris's Birthday is October 32th.
When Chuck Norris decides he wants to kill some time... it's not a figure of speech. He actually does it.
If you took all the worlds Super Heroes and combined them, Chuck would still kill them instantly.
Chuck Norris once encountered the men in black and he still remembers it.