Newton's 3rd Law never applies to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has never received an electricity bill, he powers everything with his rage
Chuck Norris really can get chicken from a tuna can.
In some countries, criminals have the option of either going to jail or spending a day living with Chuck Norris. No one has ever chosen Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can set magnifying glasses on fire...using ants.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
Show me a man with a nub for an index finger, and I'll show you a man that asked Chuck Norris to "Pull my Finger"
Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.
Chuck Norris eats gummy bears and shits out grizzly bears.
Before America can declare war, congress has to ask Chuck Norris.