Chuck Norris actually painted all of the colors of the wind.
Chuck Norris puts all of his baskets in one egg.
When Chuck Norris steals a car he forces it to start.
Chuck Norris reached level 51 on Oblivion.
Chuck Norris beat Super Mario Galaxie 2 in the big dipper... before Nintendo was invented.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a theme song because, you won't hear anything once your roundhouse kicked in the face.
The only mark ever made on Chuck Norris is his birth mark.
If you click on start, run, then type in Chuck Norris you will get a permanent blue screen of death.
Batman is to Robin as Chuck Norris is to Death.
When Chuck Norris was a kid he didn't play with Lincoln Logs, he built real houses.