The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris tried juggling once... and now we have our solar system.
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If there's something strange... In your neighborhood... Who ya gonna call?... CHUCK NORRIS!
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The Playstation Network is down because Chuck Norris unplugged his PS3.
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Chuck Norris once dropped a glass vase onto the floor. The glass apologized for breaking in his presence.
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Chuck Norris invented the spoon because it's too easy to kill someone with a knife or fork.
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Chuck Norris once saw Spiderman on a wall and then folded his newspaper.
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There is no such thing as an endangered species, they are Chuck's likes and dislikes.
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Meteors didn't kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just needed a new pair of boots.
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Chuck Norris said "come on" and "on" came.
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Chuck Norris has nicknames for his feet... Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
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