For every victim of a Chuck Norris round house kick, there is a star. As you can see, there are a lot.
If you click on start, run, then type in Chuck Norris you will get a permanent blue screen of death.
There is a way to kill Chuck Norris, it is... Sorry, the person typing this just had his head bashed in by a roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
Big Foot discovered Chuck Norris and hid in the forest.
There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.
In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus and the jeep.
Chuck Norris doesn't flirt all he says is NOW.
Lightning doesn't strike Chuck Norris, chuck norris strikes lightning!