Most leading hand sanitizers say that they can kil 99.99% of all germs.
Chuck Norris can kill 100% of WHATEVER HE WANTS.
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Nations fight other nations but wouldn't have balls enough to go toe-to-toe with Chuck Norris.
Remember Atlantis?
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Chuck Norris is suing MySpace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
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For every victim of a Chuck Norris round house kick, there is a star.
As you can see, there are a lot.
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There is a way to kill Chuck Norris, it is...
Sorry, the person typing this just had his head bashed in by a roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris can say never.
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Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people.
They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
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Big Foot discovered Chuck Norris and hid in the forest.
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There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris never gets dirty.
The dirt is too afraid to even touch him or his clothes.
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