There is a way to kill Chuck Norris, it is... Sorry, the person typing this just had his head bashed in by a roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
Big Foot discovered Chuck Norris and hid in the forest.
There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.
In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus and the jeep.
Chuck Norris grabs Donald Trump by the pussy.
Chuck Norris doesn't flirt all he says is NOW.
Lightning doesn't strike Chuck Norris, chuck norris strikes lightning!
Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the only person to know pi, because when he puts it into the calculator, the calculator doesn't dare give him only part of it.