Chuck Norris doesn't need a stapler, he puts the paper between his fingers and they just stick.
Vote:
They say, "You can't fight city hall", but Chuck Norris can.
It's not much of a fight....
Vote:
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people.
They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
Vote:
When Chuck Norris bakes cookies for his enemies, he adds his own secret ingredient to make a special taste to it. Its called "defeat".
Vote:
Chuck Norris can eat the inside of an orange without peeling it.
Vote:
There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul.
Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
Vote:
Chuck Norris has won tennis match against a wall.
Vote:
Chuck Norris is the only person to know pi, because when he puts it into the calculator, the calculator doesn't dare give him only part of it.
Vote:
Santa writes to Chuck Norris about what he wants for Christmas.
Vote:
Chuck Norris can actually describe the taste of purified water.
Vote: