The sun is the burning remains of the last planet Chuck Norris pillaged.
The Sun is Chuck Norris' camp fire.
CBS hired Chuck Norris to replace Charlie Sheen, now the show is called Ten and half Men.
Chuck Norris never bathes. Dirt is too afraid to cling to him.
Rambo is simply Chuck Norris disguised as Sylvester Stalone playing tag.
The Godfather once came to Chuck Norris and asked for a favor.
Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
Chuck Norris tells his GPS when he wants to turn.
Chuck Norris put corns in the Milky Way and eat them at his breakfast.
Chuck Norris once made an omelette from a Fabergé egg.