The best Chuck Norris jokes

Newton's 3rd Law never applies to Chuck Norris.
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has 65.91 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, science
Chuck Norris has never received an electricity bill, he powers everything with his rage
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has 65.91 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, money
Chuck Norris really can get chicken from a tuna can.
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has 65.91 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fish, food
In some countries, criminals have the option of either going to jail or spending a day living with Chuck Norris. No one has ever chosen Chuck Norris
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has 65.88 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, prison
Chuck Norris can set magnifying glasses on fire...using ants.
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has 65.86 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
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has 65.80 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Show me a man with a nub for an index finger, and I'll show you a man that asked Chuck Norris to "Pull my Finger"
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has 65.80 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.
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has 65.80 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris eats gummy bears and shits out grizzly bears.
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has 65.58 % from 124 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Before America can declare war, congress has to ask Chuck Norris.
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has 65.57 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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