The best Chuck Norris jokes

In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus and the jeep.
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has 52.05 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris, dinosaur
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
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has 51.87 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, hunting
Chuck Norris can say never.
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has 51.86 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
For every victim of a Chuck Norris round house kick, there is a star. As you can see, there are a lot.
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has 51.86 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If you click on start, run, then type in Chuck Norris you will get a permanent blue screen of death.
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has 51.86 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer
There is a way to kill Chuck Norris, it is... Sorry, the person typing this just had his head bashed in by a roundhouse kick.
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has 51.86 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
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has 51.86 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Big Foot discovered Chuck Norris and hid in the forest.
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has 51.86 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.
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has 51.86 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
Chuck Norris doesn't hold any world records, he broke them all.
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has 51.80 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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