The best Chuck Norris jokes

There is a way to kill Chuck Norris, it is... Sorry, the person typing this just had his head bashed in by a roundhouse kick.
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has 51.86 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
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has 51.86 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Big Foot discovered Chuck Norris and hid in the forest.
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has 51.86 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.
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has 51.86 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus and the jeep.
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has 51.86 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris, dinosaur
Chuck Norris grabs Donald Trump by the pussy.
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has 51.83 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, political
Chuck Norris doesn't flirt all he says is NOW.
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has 51.81 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, flirt
Lightning doesn't strike Chuck Norris, chuck norris strikes lightning!
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has 51.81 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris.
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has 51.81 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, masturbation
Chuck Norris is the only person to know pi, because when he puts it into the calculator, the calculator doesn't dare give him only part of it.
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has 51.81 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
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