The best Chuck Norris jokes

The only time Chuck Norris made a mistake was when he thought he made a mistake
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Chuck Norris beat a brick wall at tennis.
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Chuck Norris watched the entire Lord of the Rings without blinking.
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Chuck Norris can drive a solar-powered car at night.
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If Chuck Norris drinks too much, he doesn't throw up, he throws down!
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Chuck Norris thinks that anyone who can't survive cranial impact with a steam hammer simply isn't making an effort.
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Chuck Norris's Birthday is October 32th.
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When Chuck Norris decides he wants to kill some time... it's not a figure of speech. He actually does it.
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If you took all the worlds Super Heroes and combined them, Chuck would still kill them instantly.
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Chuck Norris once encountered the men in black and he still remembers it.
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