Newton's 3rd Law never applies to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has never received an electricity bill, he powers everything with his rage
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Chuck Norris really can get chicken from a tuna can.
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In some countries, criminals have the option of either going to jail or spending a day living with Chuck Norris.
No one has ever chosen Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris can set magnifying glasses on fire...using ants.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light.
Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
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Show me a man with a nub for an index finger, and I'll show you a man that asked Chuck Norris to "Pull my Finger"
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Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.
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Chuck Norris eats gummy bears and shits out grizzly bears.
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Before America can declare war, congress has to ask Chuck Norris.
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