Chuck Norris once lapped his opponent...in a drag race.
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Santa Claus asks Chuck Norris for presents.
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Chuck Norris protects his airbag in an accident.
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Chuck Norris roundhoused some wannabe cop named Agent Sasevel so hard that it rearranged the letters of his name to Steven Seagal.
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The beatles originally said they were "Bigger than Chuck Norris", John Lennon was simply a warning.
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Chuck Norris' indian name is "He who can kick your ass anytime anywhere"
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Chuck Norris once won the title of Iron Chef by cooking instant ramen noodles.
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Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
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Chuck Norris can clog the toilet with his pee.
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Chuck Norris was the reason the Titanic sank.
The iceberg was just a cover-up.
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