The beatles originally said they were "Bigger than Chuck Norris", John Lennon was simply a warning.
Chuck Norris' indian name is "He who can kick your ass anytime anywhere"
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
Chuck Norris can clog the toilet with his pee.
Chuck Norris was the reason the Titanic sank. The iceberg was just a cover-up.
Chuck Norris once walked in the opposite direction in the Running of the Bulls. The bulls turned around and ran for their lives.
Chuck Norris is ambidextrous. He can do Roundhouse kicks with his left and right leg. All at the same time.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them
Chuck Norris went for a swim in the ocean. The sharks headed for land.