When Google has a question Chuck Norris always knows it.
Do you know why the Earth's spinning ? Because Chuck Norris is running on it.
Chuck Norris once won a blinking contest against a statue!
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
Archeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"
Chuck Norris can smell sound and hear touch.
Harry Potter needs 8 movies to seek and destroy Voldemort. Chuck Norris needs 4 seconds.
911 calls Chuck Norris for emergency.
The Hulk is Green because he envys Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris caught them all with one PokeBall.