Chuck Norris invented half when he round house kicked the number 1
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Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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Chuck norris can kick you in the back of your face.
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Nails wish they were as tough as Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can drive a car without gas... or an engine.
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Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
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Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb.
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Chuck Norris can pull a hat out of a rabbit.
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Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee.
Except Chuck Norris.
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The Terminator said, "I'll be back" because he saw Chuck Norris was coming.
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