The best Chuck Norris jokes

Scientists believe that a giant meteor killed off the dinosaurs. This is true, if you can consider Chuck Norris to be a giant meteor.
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Chuck Norris has won tennis match against a wall.
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If you go on google and type find Chuck Norris then click I'm feelin lucky...run
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Chuck Norris dosent swim, water just likes him.
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Chuck Norris can clog the toilet with his pee.
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Chuck Norris was asked if he would be running for President, after a chuckle, he stated, nothing makes him run.
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When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
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Once while having s*x in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and ran into the engine. We now know this truck....as Optimus Prime.
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Rome wasn't built in a day because they didn't ask Chuck Norris for help.
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It's not the fall that kills you, it's Chuck Norris waiting for you at the bottom.
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