Many years ago Chuck Norris and a brown bear had a fight.
The loser had to go live in the north pole.
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Chuck Norris can land a multi-hit combo with only one punch.
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Chuck Norris can check out books from the Library of Congress.
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When Chuck Norris eats teddy grahams, he craps out grizzly bears.
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Chuck Norris can read an eye chart with his eyes closed.
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Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb.
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Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
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Chuck Norris invented half when he round house kicked the number 1
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If you want a list of Chuck Norri's enemies, just check the extinct species list.
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Chuck Norris jumped off a building once.
The ground didn't make it.
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