All men are born equal. Chuck Norris was just born more equal than everyone else.
There are no bombs, Chuck Norris just jumps out of a helicopter and punches the ground.
Chuck Norris can take the bridge to nowhere and actually reach his destination.
Chuck Norris keeps a list of all his victims, it's called the phone book.
When Chuck Norris visits Egypt, the sand didn't burn his feet, his feet burnt the sand, hence the discovery of glass.
Getting your ass kicked by Chuck Norris? The only good news is you know when you will die.
If you click on start, run, then type in Chuck Norris you will get a permanent blue screen of death.
There is a way to kill Chuck Norris, it is... Sorry, the person typing this just had his head bashed in by a roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris can create tornados by running around in circles.
Chuck Norris does, in fact, put his pants on two legs at a time.