The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris is not impressed with your facts...
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Chuck Norris once gave a fire hydrant a ticket for being next to his parked car.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can fire Vince McMahon.
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Chuck Norris is the only one who doesn't have to tell PayPal to switch the funding source to his credit card.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, money, technology
Chuck Norris invented the question mark... so he could say the sentence "Do you want to die slowly of fast?"
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris recently got himself an iPad. It turned into iDust when he tried to use it.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
Chuck Norris walked his version of a 40-yard dash in 5.6 seconds; he was later told it was the Boston Marathon.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport, time
Chuck Norris' beard can etch a sketch a picture of chuck killing a man. When the last line is drawn, that man dies!
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris often walks on Bikini Atoll during tests to get a tan.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: beauty, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, food
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