Scientists believe that a giant meteor killed off the dinosaurs. This is true, if you can consider Chuck Norris to be a giant meteor.
Chuck Norris has won tennis match against a wall.
If you go on google and type find Chuck Norris then click I'm feelin lucky...run
Chuck Norris dosent swim, water just likes him.
Chuck Norris can clog the toilet with his pee.
Chuck Norris was asked if he would be running for President, after a chuckle, he stated, nothing makes him run.
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
Once while having s*x in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and ran into the engine. We now know this truck....as Optimus Prime.
Rome wasn't built in a day because they didn't ask Chuck Norris for help.
It's not the fall that kills you, it's Chuck Norris waiting for you at the bottom.