The universe expands because the stars believe this way will be safer from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris uses battery acid for eye drops.
Facebook hides it's privacy from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris had a staring contest with a picture.
And Won.
Chuck Norris can peel an orange with his eyelids, but he rarely needs Vitamin C.
Chuck Norris can take the bridge to nowhere and actually reach his destination.
The Dead Sea was formerly known as The Living Sea.
Until it met Chuck Norris.
911 calls Chuck Norris for emergency.
Chuck Norris can skip a track on a cassette.
Chuck Norris won the Boston marathon in New York.