The best Chuck Norris jokes

The beatles originally said they were "Bigger than Chuck Norris", John Lennon was simply a warning.
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Chuck Norris' indian name is "He who can kick your ass anytime anywhere"
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Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
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Chuck Norris can clog the toilet with his pee.
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Chuck Norris was the reason the Titanic sank. The iceberg was just a cover-up.
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Chuck Norris once walked in the opposite direction in the Running of the Bulls. The bulls turned around and ran for their lives.
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Chuck Norris is ambidextrous. He can do Roundhouse kicks with his left and right leg. All at the same time.
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There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
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When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them
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Chuck Norris went for a swim in the ocean. The sharks headed for land.
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