The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris was 8 years old he got into a pillow fight with his older brother, that's why he's now an only child.
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Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris' keyboad has no delete key. Chuck Norris never makes a mistake!
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Chuck Norris can gargle with honey.
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Chuck Norris found the Hidden Valley Ranch.
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Chuck Norris isn't just a name, it's a cause of death.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
If, by some incredible space-time parodox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.
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The Roswell UFO crashed because Chuck thought it was a frisbee.
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Chuck Norris once threw a pebble. We now call it...Hayley's Comet.
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Freddy Krueger has nightmares of Chuck Norris
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