The Expendables 2 is actually a documentary film showing Chuck Norris killing people.
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Chuck Norris won the gold, silver and bronze medals at the Olympics.
In the same event. From home.
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Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Chuck Norris.
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For Chuck Norris...
In the game Monopoly every space is free parking.
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Chuck Norris knows the secret of the Caramilk
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Chuch Norris doesn't make threats, he makes promises.
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Chuck Norris found the Hidden Valley Ranch.
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I once made a joke about Chuck Norr...
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Chuck Norris isn't just a name, it's a cause of death.
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The Roswell UFO crashed because Chuck thought it was a frisbee.
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