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When Google has a question Chuck Norris always knows it.
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Do you know why the Earth's spinning ? Because Chuck Norris is running on it.
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Chuck Norris once won a blinking contest against a statue!
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A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
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Archeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"
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Chuck Norris can smell sound and hear touch.
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Harry Potter needs 8 movies to seek and destroy Voldemort. Chuck Norris needs 4 seconds.
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911 calls Chuck Norris for emergency.
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The Hulk is Green because he envys Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris caught them all with one PokeBall.
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