The best Chuck Norris jokes

All men are born equal. Chuck Norris was just born more equal than everyone else.
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There are no bombs, Chuck Norris just jumps out of a helicopter and punches the ground.
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Chuck Norris can take the bridge to nowhere and actually reach his destination.
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Chuck Norris keeps a list of all his victims, it's called the phone book.
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When Chuck Norris visits Egypt, the sand didn't burn his feet, his feet burnt the sand, hence the discovery of glass.
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Getting your ass kicked by Chuck Norris? The only good news is you know when you will die.
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If you click on start, run, then type in Chuck Norris you will get a permanent blue screen of death.
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There is a way to kill Chuck Norris, it is... Sorry, the person typing this just had his head bashed in by a roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris can create tornados by running around in circles.
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Chuck Norris does, in fact, put his pants on two legs at a time.
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