Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Chuck Norris.
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For Chuck Norris...
In the game Monopoly every space is free parking.
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Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
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Chuck Norris' keyboad has no delete key.
Chuck Norris never makes a mistake!
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Chuck Norris can gargle with honey.
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Chuck Norris found the Hidden Valley Ranch.
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Chuck Norris isn't just a name, it's a cause of death.
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If, by some incredible space-time parodox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win.
Period.
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The Roswell UFO crashed because Chuck thought it was a frisbee.
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Chuck Norris once threw a pebble.
We now call it...Hayley's Comet.
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