The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.
When Chuck Norris laughs he busts your gut.
There was no world recession, just Chuck Norris desiring a discount.
Chuck Norris is not impressed with your facts...
Chuck Norris once gave a fire hydrant a ticket for being next to his parked car.
Chuck Norris can fire Vince McMahon.
Chuck Norris is the only one who doesn't have to tell PayPal to switch the funding source to his credit card.
It has been said that if you name any custom class in Call of Duty "Chuck Norris" you will instantly win every match you set foot in.
Chuck Norris invented the question mark... so he could say the sentence "Do you want to die slowly of fast?"