The Expendables 2 is actually a documentary film showing Chuck Norris killing people.
Chuck Norris won the gold, silver and bronze medals at the Olympics. In the same event. From home.
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Chuck Norris.
For Chuck Norris... In the game Monopoly every space is free parking.
Chuck Norris knows the secret of the Caramilk
Chuch Norris doesn't make threats, he makes promises.
Chuck Norris found the Hidden Valley Ranch.
I once made a joke about Chuck Norr...
Chuck Norris isn't just a name, it's a cause of death.
The Roswell UFO crashed because Chuck thought it was a frisbee.