Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Chuck Norris.
For Chuck Norris... In the game Monopoly every space is free parking.
Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
Chuck Norris' keyboad has no delete key. Chuck Norris never makes a mistake!
Chuck Norris can gargle with honey.
Chuck Norris found the Hidden Valley Ranch.
Chuck Norris isn't just a name, it's a cause of death.
If, by some incredible space-time parodox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.
The Roswell UFO crashed because Chuck thought it was a frisbee.
Chuck Norris once threw a pebble. We now call it...Hayley's Comet.