The best Chuck Norris jokes

If Chuck Norris says his opinion on somthing, it automaticlly becomes a fact.
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The Question Mark was invented after scientists attempted to measure the speed of a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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has 58.58 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
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Water holds its breath when Chuck Norris is in below the surface.
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Chuck Norris once was pulled over by a policeman for speeding. Chuck gave him a warning.
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Chuck Norris uses the lethal injection to have a 5min nap.
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Chuck Norris has never used a question mark in his life.
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Chuck Norris got a perfect SAT score by just putting his name on the paper...
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, school
Chuck Norris once shaved his beard. People now call it Bigfoot.
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Wolverine has been called indestructible because of his adamantium skeleton... until Chuck Norris broke every bone in his body.
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