The Terminator said, "I'll be back" because he saw Chuck Norris was coming.
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Chuck Norris can read an eye chart with his eyes closed.
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When Chuck Norris eats teddy grahams, he craps out grizzly bears.
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Chuck Norris can check out books from the Library of Congress.
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Chuck Norris can drive a car without gas... or an engine.
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Chuck Norris jumped off a building once.
The ground didn't make it.
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Many years ago Chuck Norris and a brown bear had a fight.
The loser had to go live in the north pole.
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Chuck Norris invented half when he round house kicked the number 1
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Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee.
Except Chuck Norris.
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The earth is rotating because Chuck Norris is breathing.
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