The best Chuck Norris jokes

The universe expands because the stars believe this way will be safer from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris uses battery acid for eye drops.
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Facebook hides it's privacy from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris had a staring contest with a picture. And Won.
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Chuck Norris can peel an orange with his eyelids, but he rarely needs Vitamin C.
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Chuck Norris can take the bridge to nowhere and actually reach his destination.
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The Dead Sea was formerly known as The Living Sea. Until it met Chuck Norris.
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911 calls Chuck Norris for emergency.
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Chuck Norris can skip a track on a cassette.
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Chuck Norris won the Boston marathon in New York.
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