The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.
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When Chuck Norris laughs he busts your gut.
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There was no world recession, just Chuck Norris desiring a discount.
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Chuck Norris is not impressed with your facts...
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Chuck Norris once gave a fire hydrant a ticket for being next to his parked car.
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Chuck Norris can fire Vince McMahon.
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Chuck Norris is the only one who doesn't have to tell PayPal to switch the funding source to his credit card.
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It has been said that if you name any custom class in Call of Duty "Chuck Norris" you will instantly win every match you set foot in.
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Chuck Norris invented the question mark... so he could say the sentence "Do you want to die slowly of fast?"
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