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If you want a list of Chuck Norri's enemies, just check the extinct species list.
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Chuck Norris jumped off a building once. The ground didn't make it.
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Chuck Norris can check out books from the Library of Congress.
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Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.
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Chuck Norris can land a multi-hit combo with only one punch.
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Chuck Norris can drive a car without gas... or an engine.
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The Terminator said, "I'll be back" because he saw Chuck Norris was coming.
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The earth is rotating because Chuck Norris is breathing.
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Chuck Norris invented half when he round house kicked the number 1
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