Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.
Chuck Norris had never escape from jail.
Jail escapes from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris gets a the highest score possible on Wii Fit by sitting down.
Chuck Norris can tie your hands behind your back with both hands tied behind his back.
Chuck Norris can turn diamonds back into coal.
Chuck Norris uses battery acid for eye drops.
Chuck Norris doesn't play dead for bears, bears play dead for Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris calls 911 it's to ask if everything is ok.
If Chuck Norris replaced Roy Scheider, the movie would have been known as Broken Jaws, and would have only lasted 12 minutes.
Chuck Norris can watch music.