When Chuck Norris eats teddy grahams, he craps out grizzly bears.
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Chuck Norris can read an eye chart with his eyes closed.
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Chuck Norris jumped off a building once.
The ground didn't make it.
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Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb.
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Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
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The Terminator said, "I'll be back" because he saw Chuck Norris was coming.
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Chuck norris can kick you in the back of your face.
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When Chuck lit a match earth saw the sun for the first time!
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When Chuck Norris goes to the DMV, they take a number.
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Chuck Norris knows the secret of the Caramilk
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