Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
Chuck Norris' keyboad has no delete key. Chuck Norris never makes a mistake!
Chuck Norris can gargle with honey.
Chuck Norris found the Hidden Valley Ranch.
Chuck Norris isn't just a name, it's a cause of death.
If, by some incredible space-time parodox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.
The Roswell UFO crashed because Chuck thought it was a frisbee.
Chuck Norris once threw a pebble. We now call it...Hayley's Comet.
Freddy Krueger has nightmares of Chuck Norris
I once made a joke about Chuck Norr...