The best Chuck Norris jokes

Alien from "A.V.P" is just Chuck Norris' Gecko.
Vote:
has 52.38 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Chuck Norris.
Vote:
has 52.23 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
For Chuck Norris... In the game Monopoly every space is free parking.
Vote:
has 52.23 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
Vote:
has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris' keyboad has no delete key. Chuck Norris never makes a mistake!
Vote:
has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can gargle with honey.
Vote:
has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris found the Hidden Valley Ranch.
Vote:
has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris isn't just a name, it's a cause of death.
Vote:
has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
If, by some incredible space-time parodox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.
Vote:
has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The Roswell UFO crashed because Chuck thought it was a frisbee.
Vote:
has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
<<<86878889
More jokes →
Page 86 of 250.