The Mayans predict that Chuck Norris going to roundhouse kick this earth in the year 2012.
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Chuck Norris can drive a car without gas... or an engine.
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Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.
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Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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The earth is rotating because Chuck Norris is breathing.
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Chuck norris can kick you in the back of your face.
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Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.
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Chuck Norris jumped off a building once.
The ground didn't make it.
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Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee.
Except Chuck Norris.
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If you want a list of Chuck Norri's enemies, just check the extinct species list.
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