Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.
Chuck Norris can keep up with the Kardashians.
Chuck Norris eats gummy bears and shits out grizzly bears.
Before America can declare war, congress has to ask Chuck Norris.
Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.
Chuck Norris can never fill out an online form, because Chuck Norris will never submit.
A black hole is created when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks a sun.
Lightning doesn't strike Chuck Norris, chuck norris strikes lightning!
On Halloween, children give Chuck Norris candy.
Chuck Norris' day consists of 25 hours.