Chuck Norris once lapped his opponent...in a drag race.
Santa Claus asks Chuck Norris for presents.
Chuck Norris protects his airbag in an accident.
Chuck Norris roundhoused some wannabe cop named Agent Sasevel so hard that it rearranged the letters of his name to Steven Seagal.
The beatles originally said they were "Bigger than Chuck Norris", John Lennon was simply a warning.
Chuck Norris' indian name is "He who can kick your ass anytime anywhere"
Chuck Norris once won the title of Iron Chef by cooking instant ramen noodles.
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
Chuck Norris can clog the toilet with his pee.
Chuck Norris was the reason the Titanic sank. The iceberg was just a cover-up.