Chuck Norris jumped off a building once.
The ground didn't make it.
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Chuck Norris can drive a car without gas... or an engine.
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Chuck Norris invented half when he round house kicked the number 1
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If you want a list of Chuck Norri's enemies, just check the extinct species list.
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Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
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The earth is rotating because Chuck Norris is breathing.
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Chuck Norris can pull a hat out of a rabbit.
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Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb.
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Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.
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When Chuck lit a match earth saw the sun for the first time!
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