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Chuck Norris built the never ending stairs. Then he climbed it up.
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Chuck Norris has nicknames for his feet... Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
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Chuck Norris had to write a story on bravery he got a A+ for writting his name.
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Chuck Norris not only speaks in the third person, he sees in the third person.
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Chuck Norris doesn't break bricks. They fold under pressure.
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The truth hurts dosen't it, Chuck Norris' truth kills.
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When Chuck Norris breaks a sweat... he tries to do it as quickly as possible so as not to hurt it.
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Chuck Norris can make a pound cake with only an ounce.
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Chuck Norris can play a whole note in 3/4 time.
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When Chuck Norris bakes cookies for his enemies, he adds his own secret ingredient to make a special taste to it. Its called "defeat".
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