Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
2 > 1... unless that 1 is Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris throws a throwing knife, the knife doesn't kill his victim, the force of the air did.
In 1945 Chuck Norris drank a Redbull and jumped out a plane. For image results, Google the word Hiroshima.
If it looks like chicken tastes like chicken and smells like chicken and Chuck Norris says it's beef then it's beef.
When Google has a question Chuck Norris always knows it.
Newton's 3rd Law never applies to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has never received an electricity bill, he powers everything with his rage
Chuck Norris can set magnifying glasses on fire...using ants.
Show me a man with a nub for an index finger, and I'll show you a man that asked Chuck Norris to "Pull my Finger"