Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.
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Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.
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When Chuck Norris enters a sauna the sauna starts sweating.
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Chuck Norris doesn't flirt all he says is NOW.
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Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11... a suicide.
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Notice, there are no Chuck Norris video games. They would be way too easy.
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If you are stuck on a test and you don't know the answer to a question, write in Chuck Norris.
The answer is always Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris uses black holes to clean his dishes.
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Chuck Norris holds the world record for most push ups done in a hour, the number is all of them.
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