The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris graduated from the School of Hard Knocks with an MBA - Mega Bad Ass.
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Chuck Norris uses black holes to clean his dishes.
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Death once got sentenced to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can toast bread in a freezer.
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has 63.49 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris dropped the apple on Isaac Newtons Head.
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has 63.49 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food, science
Chuck Norris can clog the toilet with his pee.
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has 63.26 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The best part of waking up is not the Folgers in your cup, it's knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.
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has 63.26 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris can power solar panels. At Night.
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When Chuck Norris went to the beach, he gave the ocean a bath.
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has 63.26 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris really can get chicken from a tuna can.
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has 63.26 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fish, food
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