Chuck Norris looked Medusa straight in the eyes, and laughed.
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Before America can declare war, congress has to ask Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris wants salad, he eats a vegetarian.
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Chuck Norris uses flatbed trailers as roller skates.
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Chuck Norris once soaked his beard in carbonated water.
The result is now sold as Red Bull.
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Chuck Norris graduated from the School of Hard Knocks with an MBA - Mega Bad Ass.
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Chuck Norris uses black holes to clean his dishes.
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Death once got sentenced to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can toast bread in a freezer.
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Chuck Norris can clog the toilet with his pee.
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