Chuck Norris built the never ending stairs.
Then he climbed it up.
Chuck Norris has nicknames for his feet... Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
Chuck Norris had to write a story on bravery he got a A+ for writting his name.
Chuck Norris not only speaks in the third person, he sees in the third person.
Chuck Norris doesn't break bricks.
They fold under pressure.
The truth hurts dosen't it, Chuck Norris' truth kills.
When Chuck Norris breaks a sweat... he tries to do it as quickly as possible so as not to hurt it.
Chuck Norris can make a pound cake with only an ounce.
Chuck Norris can play a whole note in 3/4 time.
When Chuck Norris bakes cookies for his enemies, he adds his own secret ingredient to make a special taste to it. Its called "defeat".