Chuck Norris eats gummy bears and shits out grizzly bears.
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Before America can declare war, congress has to ask Chuck Norris.
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Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs.
Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.
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Chuck Norris can never fill out an online form, because Chuck Norris will never submit.
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A black hole is created when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks a sun.
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Lightning doesn't strike Chuck Norris, chuck norris strikes lightning!
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On Halloween, children give Chuck Norris candy.
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Chuck Norris' day consists of 25 hours.
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Messing with Chuck Norris is the only thing that will get you disqualified from a Colonial Penn Life Insurance policy - at any age.
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Chuck Norris doesn't worry about high gas prices.
His vehicles run on fear.
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