Lightning doesn't strike Chuck Norris, chuck norris strikes lightning!
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When Chuck Norris sets his watch, he sets time itself.
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When Norris hits the road, he destroys it.
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Every time Satain goes to sleep, He has to pray to God hoping Chuck Norris does't get him at night.
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Chuck Norris CAN leave Hotel California.
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Chuck Norris can pop scissors with a balloon.
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Stonehenge was made by Chuck Norris stacking blocks as a baby.
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Chuck Norris used to date Hurricane Katrina.
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Chuck Norris can buy priceless moments. At a discount price.
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Chuck Norris once stitched up a cut in his arm with a spoon.
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