If it were true that you are what you eat.
Then you are about to be a roundhouse kick.
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Not even Houdini can escape from Chuck Norris.
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They say terror?
Look at Chuck.
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In "ring around the rosie", Chuck Norris does not fall down.
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Chuck Norris doesent need a postage stamp...
He just tells the letter where to go and it gets there.
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Chuck Norris doesn't submit his own facts because Chuck Norris doesn't submit, period.
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Chuck Norris wears boots to protect the Earth from his feet.
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I got a tattoo of Chuck Norris on my own leg... now it won't stop roundhouse kicking me in the face.
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Much controversy surrounds Area 51, which is also known as Chuck Norris's playground.
Those flying saucers are similar to our model cars and planes.
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Chuck Norris doesn't think he's better than everyone, everyone thinks Chuck Norris is better than them.
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