Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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2 > 1... unless that 1 is Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris throws a throwing knife, the knife doesn't kill his victim, the force of the air did.
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In 1945 Chuck Norris drank a Redbull and jumped out a plane. For image results, Google the word Hiroshima.
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If it looks like chicken tastes like chicken and smells like chicken and Chuck Norris says it's beef then it's beef.
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When Google has a question Chuck Norris always knows it.
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Newton's 3rd Law never applies to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has never received an electricity bill, he powers everything with his rage
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Chuck Norris can set magnifying glasses on fire...using ants.
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Show me a man with a nub for an index finger, and I'll show you a man that asked Chuck Norris to "Pull my Finger"
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