The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take shit from anyone.
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Chuck Norris once sued a Law and Order Company because those are the trademark item names of his right and left legs.
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Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris.
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has 51.69 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, masturbation
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
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Chuck Norris can drive a solar-powered car at night.
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Chuck Norris thinks that anyone who can't survive cranial impact with a steam hammer simply isn't making an effort.
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If Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you, even Google won't be able to find you.
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Chuck Norris can eat soup with a fork.
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It is a fact that Chuck Norris cannot cry, this is because his tearducts are too muscular.
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