The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris eats gummy bears and shits out grizzly bears.
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has 65.58 % from 124 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Before America can declare war, congress has to ask Chuck Norris.
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has 65.57 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.
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has 65.52 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can never fill out an online form, because Chuck Norris will never submit.
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has 65.52 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
A black hole is created when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks a sun.
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has 65.52 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Lightning doesn't strike Chuck Norris, chuck norris strikes lightning!
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has 65.52 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
On Halloween, children give Chuck Norris candy.
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has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Halloween
Chuck Norris' day consists of 25 hours.
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has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
Messing with Chuck Norris is the only thing that will get you disqualified from a Colonial Penn Life Insurance policy - at any age.
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has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't worry about high gas prices. His vehicles run on fear.
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has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris, money
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