If it were true that you are what you eat. Then you are about to be a roundhouse kick.
Not even Houdini can escape from Chuck Norris.
In "ring around the rosie", Chuck Norris does not fall down.
Chuck Norris doesent need a postage stamp... He just tells the letter where to go and it gets there.
Chuck Norris doesn't submit his own facts because Chuck Norris doesn't submit, period.
Chuck Norris wears boots to protect the Earth from his feet.
I got a tattoo of Chuck Norris on my own leg... now it won't stop roundhouse kicking me in the face.
Much controversy surrounds Area 51, which is also known as Chuck Norris's playground. Those flying saucers are similar to our model cars and planes.
Chuck Norris doesn't think he's better than everyone, everyone thinks Chuck Norris is better than them.