The best Chuck Norris jokes

Lightning doesn't strike Chuck Norris, chuck norris strikes lightning!
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has 57.82 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
When Chuck Norris sets his watch, he sets time itself.
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has 57.81 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
When Norris hits the road, he destroys it.
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has 57.73 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, travel
Every time Satain goes to sleep, He has to pray to God hoping Chuck Norris does't get him at night.
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has 57.73 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, god
Chuck Norris CAN leave Hotel California.
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has 57.66 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can pop scissors with a balloon.
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has 57.64 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Stonehenge was made by Chuck Norris stacking blocks as a baby.
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has 57.64 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: baby, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris used to date Hurricane Katrina.
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has 57.62 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dating, weather
Chuck Norris can buy priceless moments. At a discount price.
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has 57.62 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once stitched up a cut in his arm with a spoon.
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