Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11... a suicide.
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Notice, there are no Chuck Norris video games. They would be way too easy.
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When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay:
"What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
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Chuck Norris uses black holes to clean his dishes.
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Chuck Norris holds the world record for most push ups done in a hour, the number is all of them.
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Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
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If you are stuck on a test and you don't know the answer to a question, write in Chuck Norris.
The answer is always Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris graduated from the School of Hard Knocks with an MBA - Mega Bad Ass.
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Someone asked Chuck Norris to climb Mount Everest.
After his 10th endeavor, he wrote a book.
"Ten Different Ways to Climb Mount Everest"
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