The best Chuck Norris jokes

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.
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When Chuck Norris enters a sauna the sauna starts sweating.
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Chuck Norris doesn't flirt all he says is NOW.
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Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11... a suicide.
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has 52.04 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, cop, death, phone
Notice, there are no Chuck Norris video games. They would be way too easy.
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has 52.00 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris uses black holes to clean his dishes.
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Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
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Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Chuck Norris.
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If you are stuck on a test and you don't know the answer to a question, write in Chuck Norris. The answer is always Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris graduated from the School of Hard Knocks with an MBA - Mega Bad Ass.
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