The best Chuck Norris jokes

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.
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has 51.86 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
Chuck Norris doesn't hold any world records, he broke them all.
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has 51.80 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris couldn't act in Titanic because he would have saved everyone.
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has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If Chuck Norris replaced Roy Scheider, the movie would have been known as Broken Jaws, and would have only lasted 12 minutes.
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has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Out of 500 fights Chuck Norris has won 600.
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has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once sued a Law and Order Company because those are the trademark item names of his right and left legs.
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has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: business, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is the only person to know pi, because when he puts it into the calculator, the calculator doesn't dare give him only part of it.
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has 51.69 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris has a Gmail ID.. it is gmail@chucknorris.com
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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