If Chuck Norris replaced Roy Scheider, the movie would have been known as Broken Jaws, and would have only lasted 12 minutes.
Tornadoes have sirens to warn them when Chuck Norris is coming.
Out of 500 fights Chuck Norris has won 600.
Chuck Norris once sued a Law and Order Company because those are the trademark item names of his right and left legs.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
Chuck Norris has a Gmail ID.. it is firstname.lastname@example.org
Chuck Norris can drive a solar-powered car at night.
Chuck Norris thinks that anyone who can't survive cranial impact with a steam hammer simply isn't making an effort.
If Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you, even Google won't be able to find you.