The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris once played himself in Russian Roulette, and he won. No Questions asked.
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Chuck Norris won the gold, silver and bronze medals at the Olympics. In the same event. From home.
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Chuck Norris can make a stop sign say go.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
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When you google up Chuck Norris, he googles you back for revenge.
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Chuck Norris is not 70 years old. At age 60, he began getting younger. This is why he is actually only 50.
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When Chuck Norris steals a car he forces it to start.
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Chuck Norris once gave a man the Hiemlich Manuever. That man still holds the record for most bones broken.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a fire extinguisher to put out fires... he just tells the fire to stop burning.
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