The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.
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Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.
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When Chuck Norris enters a sauna the sauna starts sweating.
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Chuck Norris doesn't flirt all he says is NOW.
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has 52.05 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, flirt
Chuck Norris always has s*x on the bottom. Because he never f*cks up.
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has 52.04 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sex
Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11... a suicide.
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has 52.04 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, cop, death, phone
Notice, there are no Chuck Norris video games. They would be way too easy.
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has 52.00 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
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has 51.99 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
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has 51.93 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, school
Chuck Norris holds the world record for most push ups done in a hour, the number is all of them.
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has 51.88 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
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