Not even Houdini can escape from Chuck Norris.
They say terror? Look at Chuck.
In "ring around the rosie", Chuck Norris does not fall down.
Chuck Norris doesent need a postage stamp... He just tells the letter where to go and it gets there.
Columbus may have discovered America, but after a conversation with Chuck Norris it was decided, Chuck Norris discovered America.
Chuck Norris doesn't submit his own facts because Chuck Norris doesn't submit, period.
Chuck Norris wears boots to protect the Earth from his feet.
Chuck Norris can "make it rain in Southern California".
I got a tattoo of Chuck Norris on my own leg... now it won't stop roundhouse kicking me in the face.
Chuck Norris can have his cake and eat yours too.