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Chuck Norris is so hot he makes the sun sweat.
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Yoda used to be 6 feet tall till he tried that Force crap on Chuck Norris.
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Nice guys finish last because bad guys run faster from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris wrote the Assassins creed!
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Every time Satain goes to sleep, He has to pray to God hoping Chuck Norris does't get him at night.
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Chuck Norris can make a pound cake with only an ounce.
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Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
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Chuck Norris is the only man who can put M&M's in alphabetical order.
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In 2011 someone asked Chuck Norris if he had ever been to Portugal. He answered: "Where?" The country went bankrupt.
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Most leading hand sanitizers say that they can kil 99.99% of all germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100% of WHATEVER HE WANTS.
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