There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't hold any world records, he broke them all.
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Chuck Norris couldn't act in Titanic because he would have saved everyone.
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If Chuck Norris replaced Roy Scheider, the movie would have been known as Broken Jaws, and would have only lasted 12 minutes.
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Out of 500 fights Chuck Norris has won 600.
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Chuck Norris once sued a Law and Order Company because those are the trademark item names of his right and left legs.
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Chuck Norris is the only person to know pi, because when he puts it into the calculator, the calculator doesn't dare give him only part of it.
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When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
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Chuck Norris has a Gmail ID.. it is gmail@chucknorris.com
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