Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris once played himself in Russian Roulette, and he won. No Questions asked.
Chuck Norris won the gold, silver and bronze medals at the Olympics. In the same event. From home.
Chuck Norris can make a stop sign say go.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
When you google up Chuck Norris, he googles you back for revenge.
Chuck Norris is not 70 years old. At age 60, he began getting younger. This is why he is actually only 50.
When Chuck Norris steals a car he forces it to start.
Chuck Norris once gave a man the Hiemlich Manuever. That man still holds the record for most bones broken.
Chuck Norris doesn't use a fire extinguisher to put out fires... he just tells the fire to stop burning.