Chuck Norris is so hot he makes the sun sweat.
Yoda used to be 6 feet tall till he tried that Force crap on Chuck Norris.
Nice guys finish last because bad guys run faster from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris wrote the Assassins creed!
Every time Satain goes to sleep, He has to pray to God hoping Chuck Norris does't get him at night.
Chuck Norris can make a pound cake with only an ounce.
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
Chuck Norris is the only man who can put M&M's in alphabetical order.
In 2011 someone asked Chuck Norris if he had ever been to Portugal. He answered: "Where?" The country went bankrupt.
Most leading hand sanitizers say that they can kil 99.99% of all germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100% of WHATEVER HE WANTS.