When you come to a road that says "ONE WAY", that mean Chuck Norris is the other way.
Chuck Norris doesn't cry. His eyes sweat.
In the back of the book of world records, it says "All records are held by Chuck Norris. The ones listed are in second place."
Chuck Norris once won a game of Space Invaders without shooting.
The ground hog only pokes his head out to check for Chuck Norris.
Electricity pays Chuck Norris to light up his house.
The second hardest element in the universe is Chuck Norris. The first only comes into existance when Chuck gets excited.
Chuck Norris doesn't eat honey. He chews bees...
Chuck Norris walked right into Area 51, bought a Snapple, and walked out. No one dared to move.
Kanye West interupted Chuck Norris and became Kanye East.