Chuck Norris once hit 3 touchdowns during a friendly game of full-contact bowling.
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Using a novelty invisible dog leash and collar Chuck Norris won the Westminster Dog Show.
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Jason Bourne fought Chuck Norris but he can't remember because now he has amnesia.
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Chuck Norris and Hitler were sitting in a cafe.
Chuck said, "I don't like the juice."
Hitler heard him wrong.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he didn't play with Lincoln Logs, he built real houses.
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Chuck Norris grabs Donald Trump by the pussy.
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Chuck Norris got a perfect SAT score by just putting his name on the paper...
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Atlas doesn't drop the earth because he knows Chuck Norris lives in it.
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When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.
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Not even Houdini can escape from Chuck Norris.
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