He, who laughs last, laughs best.
He who laughs at Chuck Norris … dies.
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Chuck Norris can't fly, gravity just looks the other way when he leaves the ground.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to mow his lawn, He dares the grass to grow.
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The facts on this website are Chuck Norris' smallest acheivements.
If you knew what he was really capable of, you would never sleep at night.
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Mortal Kombat was originally called 'Ways Chuck Norris Can Kill You'.
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Chuck Norris does not require food, drink, shelter, or sleep, only confirmed kills.
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Chuck Norris didn't shoot the sheriff, but he roundhouse kicked the deputy.
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Chuck Norris is the 51st state.
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The sun is the burning remains of the last planet Chuck Norris pillaged.
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The Sun is Chuck Norris' camp fire.
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