The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris has won tennis match against a wall.
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Chuck Norris doesn't check the time - he decides it.
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has 67.89 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
When Google has a question Chuck Norris always knows it.
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Chuck Norris has never received an electricity bill, he powers everything with his rage
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There is only one award higher than the medal of Honor: The Chuck Norris Medal of Roundhouse. No mortal man has ever earned it.
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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodge ball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
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Chuck Norris can actually punch you in the soul.
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Chuck Norris won a marathon on a treadmill.
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Chuck Norris has no freezer. He stares at food and they freeze with fear.
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Chuck Norris can arrive anywhere without actually leaving.
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