Lightning doesn't strike Chuck Norris, chuck norris strikes lightning!
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On Halloween, children give Chuck Norris candy.
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Messing with Chuck Norris is the only thing that will get you disqualified from a Colonial Penn Life Insurance policy - at any age.
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Chuck Norris once separated his powers into five people, they are now called The Avengers.
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Chuck Norris can access private methods.
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There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board.
It is now known as titanic
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Chuck Norris took a nap.
The result was the Great Depression.
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When Superman wants vacation time it has to be approved by Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris opens a bag of Doritos, it's fucking full!
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Once while having s*x in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and ran into the engine.
We now know this truck....as Optimus Prime.
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