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All men are born equal. Chuck Norris was just born more equal than everyone else.
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Chuck Norris' name is never on the guest list - because if Chuck Norris turns up, Chuck Norris gets in.
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Chuck Norris has clicked the unclickable button... twice
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Chuck Norris can get a Black-Jack with one card.
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Chuck Norris can finish Sims.
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The universe expands because the stars believe this way will be safer from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris's sign language is heard around the world.
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Chuck Norris can find a hay in a needle stack.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have to face the consequences, the consequences have to face Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can't fly, gravity just looks the other way when he leaves the ground.
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