Death once got sentenced to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage.
We know this beverage as Red Bull.
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Superman is weakened when exposed to Kryptonite.
Chuck Norris eats Kryptonite for breakfast without even a belch.
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There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul.
Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
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There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Noris once got his blood tested.
His blood type was AK-47.
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They say if u talk shit about Chuck Norris he will slam ur face into the keyboard but he's to dumb to find me jdjdjddjdjfbfnfmapoibrndskdhsnjsjrrjwiaokdbdjaaksjdbjs this is Chuck Norris let that be a lesson.
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Chuck Norris reads with his eyes closed.
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Chuck Norris never dies.
And of course, he will also never fade away.
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For every victim of a Chuck Norris round house kick, there is a star.
As you can see, there are a lot.
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