Chuck Norris has won tennis match against a wall.
Chuck Norris doesn't check the time - he decides it.
When Google has a question Chuck Norris always knows it.
Chuck Norris has never received an electricity bill, he powers everything with his rage
There is only one award higher than the medal of Honor: The Chuck Norris Medal of Roundhouse. No mortal man has ever earned it.
The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodge ball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
Chuck Norris can actually punch you in the soul.
Chuck Norris won a marathon on a treadmill.
Chuck Norris has no freezer. He stares at food and they freeze with fear.
Chuck Norris can arrive anywhere without actually leaving.