Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
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Chuck Norris reads with his eyes closed.
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Chuck Norris never dies.
And of course, he will also never fade away.
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Chuck Norris is in every action film ever made but sometimes he only shows up as EXPLOSIONS.
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Chuck Norris won a soccer game. He was the referee.
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Ozzy Osbourne once accidentally bit the head off a live bat - Chuck Norris once deliberately bit the head off a live pterodactyl.
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Ghosts actually have their own kind of tv.
The show that scares them the most is called "Chuck Norris Caught On Tape".
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Chuck Norris can give you a wet willie with a dry finger.
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Chuck Norris is so hard, he uses diamonds as stress balls.
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Superman is weakened when exposed to Kryptonite.
Chuck Norris eats Kryptonite for breakfast without even a belch.
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