The best Chuck Norris jokes

Lightning doesn't strike Chuck Norris, chuck norris strikes lightning!
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has 65.52 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
On Halloween, children give Chuck Norris candy.
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has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Halloween
Messing with Chuck Norris is the only thing that will get you disqualified from a Colonial Penn Life Insurance policy - at any age.
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has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once separated his powers into five people, they are now called The Avengers.
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has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can access private methods.
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has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, coding, geek, IT, technology
There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board. It is now known as titanic
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has 65.42 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris took a nap. The result was the Great Depression.
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has 65.42 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Superman wants vacation time it has to be approved by Chuck Norris.
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has 65.42 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, holiday
When Chuck Norris opens a bag of Doritos, it's fucking full!
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has 65.39 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Once while having s*x in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and ran into the engine. We now know this truck....as Optimus Prime.
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has 65.39 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sex
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