The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris once got careless and accidentally locked his drawer key inside his drawer, with a lock that needs the key to lock.
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The earth doesn't revolve around the sun. It's the sun that revolves around Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.
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"With great power comes a great beard!" - Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris got a flame and froze it.
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Chuck Norris once hit 3 touchdowns during a friendly game of full-contact bowling.
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Using a novelty invisible dog leash and collar Chuck Norris won the Westminster Dog Show.
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Jason Bourne fought Chuck Norris but he can't remember because now he has amnesia.
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Chuck Norris never uses a navigation system. The direction he is heading is ALWAYS the right direction.
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Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
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