Black Holes are places where parallel universes are hiding from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't make typos. Words simply stutter in his presence.
Chuck Norris knows what's eating Gilbert Grape.
Chuck Norris shaves with predator mandibles and uses alien blood for shaving cream.
Chuck Norris can get a strike in bowling using a ping-pong ball.
There is only one award higher than the medal of Honor: The Chuck Norris Medal of Roundhouse. No mortal man has ever earned it.
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once wrestled an Alligator. He walked away with a new set of luggage.
Chuck Norris once got his arm stuck in a canyon. After 5 days of pain and agony, Chuck Norris had to amputate the canyon. It was a tough choice...
Chuck Norris has no freezer. He stares at food and they freeze with fear.