He, who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Chuck Norris … dies.
Chuck Norris can't fly, gravity just looks the other way when he leaves the ground.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to mow his lawn, He dares the grass to grow.
The facts on this website are Chuck Norris' smallest acheivements. If you knew what he was really capable of, you would never sleep at night.
Mortal Kombat was originally called 'Ways Chuck Norris Can Kill You'.
Chuck Norris does not require food, drink, shelter, or sleep, only confirmed kills.
Chuck Norris didn't shoot the sheriff, but he roundhouse kicked the deputy.
The sun is the burning remains of the last planet Chuck Norris pillaged.
The Sun is Chuck Norris' camp fire.