The best Chuck Norris jokes

"With great power comes a great beard!" - Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris got a flame and froze it.
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Chuck Norris once hit 3 touchdowns during a friendly game of full-contact bowling.
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Using a novelty invisible dog leash and collar Chuck Norris won the Westminster Dog Show.
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Jason Bourne fought Chuck Norris but he can't remember because now he has amnesia.
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In the beginning, God created light because Chuck allowed him to.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he didn't play with Lincoln Logs, he built real houses.
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Chuck Norris doesn’t ride a horse, he uses his crotch to carry it.
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Atlas doesn't drop the earth because he knows Chuck Norris lives in it.
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When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.
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