Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.
Chuck Norris had never escape from jail. Jail escapes from Chuck Norris.
Every bone inside Chuck Norris is his funny bone, cause he laughs wherever you hit him.
Chuck Norris can run a nuclear power station using a rowing machine.
Ghosts are created when Chuck Norris kills people to fast for the grim reaper to prosses.
The song Santa Claus is Coming To Town was originaly called Chuck Norris is Coming To Town. They changed it so the children wouldn't live in fear.
Chuck Norris doesn't jump. He moves the ground away from him.
Wheaties is the breakfast of champions, not for Chuck Norris. He eats Chucky Charms, which contains diamonds, sulfuric acid, and radioactive uranium.
If Chuck Norris jumped off the Empire State Building, your mom would tell you to do it too.
Chuck Norris can play Pokemon Go on his landline.