Chuck Norris dosen't get lost... Everything around him is in the wrong place!
If you look back far enough in your family tree, Chuck Norris appears at least three times.
Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris won the gold, silver and bronze medals at the Olympics. In the same event. From home.
Chuck Norris can make a stop sign say go.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
When you google up Chuck Norris, he googles you back for revenge.
Chuck Norris is not 70 years old. At age 60, he began getting younger. This is why he is actually only 50.
Chuck Norris once gave a man the Hiemlich Manuever. That man still holds the record for most bones broken.
Chuck Norris doesn't use a fire extinguisher to put out fires... he just tells the fire to stop burning.