Ghosts actually have their own kind of tv.
The show that scares them the most is called "Chuck Norris Caught On Tape".
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Chuck Norris never dies.
And of course, he will also never fade away.
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Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
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For every victim of a Chuck Norris round house kick, there is a star.
As you can see, there are a lot.
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Ozzy Osbourne once accidentally bit the head off a live bat - Chuck Norris once deliberately bit the head off a live pterodactyl.
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Chuck Norris won a soccer game. He was the referee.
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Chuck Norris doesn't push someone out of the way of a car, he pushes the car out of the way of the person.
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Chuck Norris reads with his eyes closed.
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Chuck Norris is in every action film ever made but sometimes he only shows up as EXPLOSIONS.
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Superman is weakened when exposed to Kryptonite.
Chuck Norris eats Kryptonite for breakfast without even a belch.
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