Chuck Norris got a flame and froze it.
Chuck Norris once hit 3 touchdowns during a friendly game of full-contact bowling.
Using a novelty invisible dog leash and collar Chuck Norris won the Westminster Dog Show.
Jason Bourne fought Chuck Norris but he can't remember because now he has amnesia.
When Chuck Norris was a kid he didn't play with Lincoln Logs, he built real houses.
The Grinch stole Christmas until Chuck Norris ordered him to return it.
Chuck Norris got a perfect SAT score by just putting his name on the paper...
April doesn't fool Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris fools April.
Atlas doesn't drop the earth because he knows Chuck Norris lives in it.
When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.