The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris once hit 3 touchdowns during a friendly game of full-contact bowling.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Using a novelty invisible dog leash and collar Chuck Norris won the Westminster Dog Show.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, game
Jason Bourne fought Chuck Norris but he can't remember because now he has amnesia.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris and Hitler were sitting in a cafe. Chuck said, "I don't like the juice." Hitler heard him wrong.
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has 51.66 % from 202 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food, Hitler, racist
When Chuck Norris was a kid he didn't play with Lincoln Logs, he built real houses.
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has 51.64 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, kids
Chuck Norris grabs Donald Trump by the pussy.
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has 51.63 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, political
Chuck Norris got a perfect SAT score by just putting his name on the paper...
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, school
Atlas doesn't drop the earth because he knows Chuck Norris lives in it.
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, insulting
Not even Houdini can escape from Chuck Norris.
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
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