The best Chuck Norris jokes

When you come to a road that says "ONE WAY", that mean Chuck Norris is the other way.
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Chuck Norris doesn't cry. His eyes sweat.
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In the back of the book of world records, it says "All records are held by Chuck Norris. The ones listed are in second place."
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Chuck Norris once won a game of Space Invaders without shooting.
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The ground hog only pokes his head out to check for Chuck Norris.
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Electricity pays Chuck Norris to light up his house.
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The second hardest element in the universe is Chuck Norris. The first only comes into existance when Chuck gets excited.
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Chuck Norris doesn't eat honey. He chews bees...
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Chuck Norris walked right into Area 51, bought a Snapple, and walked out. No one dared to move.
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Kanye West interupted Chuck Norris and became Kanye East.
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