The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris one checked the Library of Congress for typos during his lunch hour.
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Chuck Norris's programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.
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There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have an Ipod, he has an Ifist.
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He, who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Chuck Norris … dies.
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Chuck Norris can't fly, gravity just looks the other way when he leaves the ground.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to mow his lawn, He dares the grass to grow.
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The facts on this website are Chuck Norris' smallest acheivements. If you knew what he was really capable of, you would never sleep at night.
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Chuck Norris does not require food, drink, shelter, or sleep, only confirmed kills.
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Chuck Norris didn't shoot the sheriff, but he roundhouse kicked the deputy.
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