The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.
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Chuck Norris had never escape from jail. Jail escapes from Chuck Norris.
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Every bone inside Chuck Norris is his funny bone, cause he laughs wherever you hit him.
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Chuck Norris can run a nuclear power station using a rowing machine.
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Ghosts are created when Chuck Norris kills people to fast for the grim reaper to prosses.
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
The song Santa Claus is Coming To Town was originaly called Chuck Norris is Coming To Town. They changed it so the children wouldn't live in fear.
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, kids, Santa
Chuck Norris doesn't jump. He moves the ground away from him.
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Wheaties is the breakfast of champions, not for Chuck Norris. He eats Chucky Charms, which contains diamonds, sulfuric acid, and radioactive uranium.
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If Chuck Norris jumped off the Empire State Building, your mom would tell you to do it too.
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Chuck Norris can play Pokemon Go on his landline.
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