The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris got a flame and froze it.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once hit 3 touchdowns during a friendly game of full-contact bowling.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Using a novelty invisible dog leash and collar Chuck Norris won the Westminster Dog Show.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, game
Jason Bourne fought Chuck Norris but he can't remember because now he has amnesia.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris was a kid he didn't play with Lincoln Logs, he built real houses.
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has 51.64 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, kids
The Grinch stole Christmas until Chuck Norris ordered him to return it.
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has 51.63 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris got a perfect SAT score by just putting his name on the paper...
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, school
April doesn't fool Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris fools April.
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: April fools, Chuck Norris
Atlas doesn't drop the earth because he knows Chuck Norris lives in it.
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, insulting
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