The best Chuck Norris jokes

Love is one way to get to a persons heart the other is Chuck Norris' fists.
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The Godfather once came to Chuck Norris and asked for a favor.
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Chuck Norris was once in a catch 22, but he roundhouse kicked it down to to a 12 pack and literally drank his problems away.
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When Chuck Norris tries to kill himself, he always dodges the killing blow 'cause he's that awesome.
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Chuck Norris is Darth Vaders father.
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Jurrasic Park is a second name for Chuck Norris' backyard.
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When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror nothing appears. There can never be a second Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.
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Chuck Norris can over rev a revolver.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard by choice, even the jaws of life can't cut it.
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