Chuck Norris can blow the answers away from the wind.
Chuck norris made medusa turn into stone.
Chuck Norris' beard can etch a sketch a picture of chuck killing a man. When the last line is drawn, that man dies!
Some check under their beds for "Penny Wise the Clown" before to sleep. Penny Wise the Clown checks for Chuck Norris under his bed before going to sleep.
Remember the Leia scene from The Last Jedi? That wasn't the force, it was Chuck Norris resurrecting Carrie Fischer.
Chuck can use "save" in real life. But he doesn't need it.
Chuck Norris adds Facebook as a friend.
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
When Chuck Norris finds fools' gold it automatically turns into real gold. Chuck Norris is nobody's fool.
If Chuck Norris says his opinion on somthing, it automaticlly becomes a fact.