The best Chuck Norris jokes

Black Holes are places where parallel universes are hiding from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't make typos. Words simply stutter in his presence.
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Chuck Norris knows what's eating Gilbert Grape.
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Chuck Norris shaves with predator mandibles and uses alien blood for shaving cream.
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Chuck Norris can get a strike in bowling using a ping-pong ball.
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There is only one award higher than the medal of Honor: The Chuck Norris Medal of Roundhouse. No mortal man has ever earned it.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.
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has 54.86 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, life, men, women
Chuck Norris once wrestled an Alligator. He walked away with a new set of luggage.
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Chuck Norris once got his arm stuck in a canyon. After 5 days of pain and agony, Chuck Norris had to amputate the canyon. It was a tough choice...
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Chuck Norris has no freezer. He stares at food and they freeze with fear.
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