"With great power comes a great beard!" - Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris got a flame and froze it.
Chuck Norris once hit 3 touchdowns during a friendly game of full-contact bowling.
Using a novelty invisible dog leash and collar Chuck Norris won the Westminster Dog Show.
Jason Bourne fought Chuck Norris but he can't remember because now he has amnesia.
In the beginning, God created light because Chuck allowed him to.
When Chuck Norris was a kid he didn't play with Lincoln Logs, he built real houses.
Chuck Norris doesn’t ride a horse, he uses his crotch to carry it.
Atlas doesn't drop the earth because he knows Chuck Norris lives in it.
When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.