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A redneck boy runs into his house and proclaims, "I've found the girl that I'm gonna marry! And she's a virgin!" Incensed, his father pounds his fist on the table. "There's no way you'll marry that girl! If she aint' good enough for her own family, she ain't good enough for ours."
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has 68.49 % from 104 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, family, marriage, redneck
Q: Why there are many bubbles on the pool's water? A: Swimmers are farting.
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has 68.49 % from 129 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, sport
Q: Why was the condom flying through the air? A: It got pissed off.
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has 68.45 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
If you think you have shitty job, what if you were toilet paper!
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has 68.45 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, work
Q: Whats the Diffenence between kinky and perverted? A1: Kinky is when you tickle your girl friends ass with a feather. A2: Perverted is when you use the whole chicken...
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has 68.38 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, disgusting
Guy takes his wife to the Doctor... The Doc says, "Well, it's either Alzheimers disease or AIDS." "What do you mean?" The guy says, "You can't tell the difference?" "Yeah, the two look a lot alike in the early stages... Tell you what.. Drive her way out into the country, kick her out of the car, and if she finds her way back, don't fuck her."
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has 68.33 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: car, disgusting, doctor, wife
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has 68.07 % from 99 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart
Q: What did the Lawyer say to the lesbian? A: One slip of the tongue and you will be in s**t!
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has 68.05 % from 155 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, lawyer, lesbian
My mother in law's farts are so horrible that I can rent her to governments for using instead of chemical weapons for destroying their enemies!
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has 67.94 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, disgusting, fart, mother in law, war
A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window. A few minutes later, a big, heavy, strong, mean-looking, hulking guy plops down in the seat next to him and immediately falls asleep.  The little guy starts to feel a little airsick, but he's afraid to wake the big guy up to ask if he can go to the toilet. He knows he can't climb over him, and so the little guy is sitting there, looking at the big guy, trying to decide what to do. Suddenly, the plane hits an air pocket and an uncontrollable wave of nausea passes through the little guy. He can't hold it in any longer and he pukes all over the big guy's chest. About five minutes later the big guy wakes up, looks down, and sees the vomit all over him. "So," says the little guy, "are you feeling better now?"
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has 67.88 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: airplane, disgusting, travel
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