Where does the acronym LOTUS come from?
Let Only Users Suffer.
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A tourist was drowning in the sea:
Help! Help! He screams.
Very calm the fisherman says:
Press F1 already and stop screaming.
You’re scaring the fishes away.
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Joke has 23.03 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: fish, IT
C program run.
C program crash.
C programmer quit.
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Double your drive space.
Delete Windows!
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How do insects communicate?
By bee mail.
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The website you seek Cannot be located, but Countless more exist.
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The keyboard is painted in camouflage.
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The web isn’t better than sex, but sliced bread is in serious trouble.
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Q: What's the Internet's favorite animal?
A: The lynx.
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What did one computer say to the other?
010101101010101010101
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