The best IT jokes

This website may not be idiot proof, but at least it’s dimwit resistant.
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Two packets walk into a bar. One of the packets asks the bartender for a drink, and gets no response The other packet tries and the bartender shrugs him off. One packet leans to the other and says, "The quality of service here is terrible!"
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What do you get if you cross a computer with a herb? A thyme machine.
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What did the psychiatrist say to the android kleptomaniac? DON'T keep taking the tablets!
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C program run. C program crash. C programmer quit.
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Where does the acronym LOTUS come from? Let Only Users Suffer.
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Did you know you can download the whole Tyson-Holyfield fight off the internet? It doesn’t take much memory – just two Bytes.
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Windows: Weapon off mass destruction!
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Double your drive space. Delete Windows!
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How do insects communicate? By bee mail.
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