Two packets walk into a bar.
One of the packets asks the bartender for a drink, and gets no response
The other packet tries and the bartender shrugs him off.
One packet leans to the other and says, "The quality of service here is terrible!"
Chuck Norris gave Black Ops a thumbs up and people at Microsoft a roundhouse kick in the face. Suck it Microsoft.
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Girlfriend pregnant error... Abort, Marry, Ignore?
Chuck Norris doesn't go on the Internet, he has every Internet site stored in his memory.
He refreshes webpages by blinking.
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What do you get if you cross a computer with a herb?
A thyme machine.
What did the psychiatrist say to the android kleptomaniac?
DON'T keep taking the tablets!
C program run.
C program crash.
C programmer quit.
Where does the acronym LOTUS come from?
Let Only Users Suffer.
Did you know you can download the whole Tyson-Holyfield fight off the internet?
It doesn’t take much memory – just two Bytes.
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