Software isn’t released, it’s allowed to escape.
C program run. C program crash. C programmer quit.
Two packets walk into a bar. One of the packets asks the bartender for a drink, and gets no response The other packet tries and the bartender shrugs him off. One packet leans to the other and says, "The quality of service here is terrible!"
Chuck Norris gave Black Ops a thumbs up and people at Microsoft a roundhouse kick in the face. Suck it Microsoft.
Girlfriend pregnant error... Abort, Marry, Ignore?
Chuck Norris doesn't go on the Internet, he has every Internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.
What do you get when you cross an apple with a nun? A computer that won’t go down.
Pentiums melt in your PC, not in your hand.
What did the psychiatrist say to the android kleptomaniac? DON'T keep taking the tablets!
Where does the acronym LOTUS come from? Let Only Users Suffer.