The best IT jokes

Where does the acronym LOTUS come from? Let Only Users Suffer.
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A tourist was drowning in the sea: Help! Help! He screams. Very calm the fisherman says: Press F1 already and stop screaming. You’re scaring the fishes away.
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has 23.03 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: fish, IT
C program run. C program crash. C programmer quit.
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Double your drive space. Delete Windows!
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How do insects communicate? By bee mail.
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The website you seek Cannot be located, but Countless more exist.
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The keyboard is painted in camouflage.
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The web isn’t better than sex, but sliced bread is in serious trouble.
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Q: What's the Internet's favorite animal? A: The lynx.
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has 20.26 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: IT
What did one computer say to the other? 010101101010101010101
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has 20.19 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: IT
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