The best IT jokes

Software isn’t released, it’s allowed to escape.
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has 29.01 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: IT
C program run. C program crash. C programmer quit.
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has 28.45 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: IT
Two packets walk into a bar. One of the packets asks the bartender for a drink, and gets no response The other packet tries and the bartender shrugs him off. One packet leans to the other and says, "The quality of service here is terrible!"
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has 27.71 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: IT
Chuck Norris gave Black Ops a thumbs up and people at Microsoft a roundhouse kick in the face. Suck it Microsoft.
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has 26.78 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, game, IT, technology
Girlfriend pregnant error... Abort, Marry, Ignore?
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has 26.77 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: baby, IT, marriage
Chuck Norris doesn't go on the Internet, he has every Internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.
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has 26.52 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, IT, memory, technology
What do you get when you cross an apple with a nun? A computer that won’t go down.
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has 26.16 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: IT
Pentiums melt in your PC, not in your hand.
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has 25.81 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: IT
What did the psychiatrist say to the android kleptomaniac? DON'T keep taking the tablets!
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has 25.81 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: IT
Where does the acronym LOTUS come from? Let Only Users Suffer.
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has 23.63 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: IT
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