Once upon a time, a computer programmer drowned at sea. Many were on the beach and heard him cry out, “F1! F1!”, but no one understood.
Windows: Artificial Intelligence!
Having been erased, The document you’re seeking Must now be retyped.
Why did the Irishman give up internet shopping? The trolley kept falling off the computer.
What do you get if you cross a computer and a policeman? PC Plod.
Q: What's the Internet's favorite animal? A: The lynx.
What does the informatics teacher scream when he’s drowning? - F1, F1, F1...
Did you know you can download the whole Tyson-Holyfield fight off the internet? It doesn’t take much memory – just two Bytes.
In a car there are two persons: a car mechanic and a programmer. They where going to work when suddenly the car broke down. The car mechanic tries to make the car work again but no solution. Suddenly the programmer says: "I say we better FORMAT it!"
With searching comes loss And the presence of absence: ‘My Novel’ not found.