Linux is like a wigwam: no windows, no gates, apache inside...
Why did the lumberjack get nowhere with the internet? He kept logging on and off.
Why didn’t the internet get any e-mail? Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.
What goes ‘choo choo choo’ while online? Thomas the search engine.
Girlfriend pregnant error... Abort, Marry, Ignore?
A client calls to hotline of internet service provider: "I have a problem, internet stopped working two days ago, neither I nor my son nor anyone else can access it now..." "I see, do you know what's the operating system on your PC?" "Of course, I do - it's Facebook..."
I’ve invented a human computer. When he does a mistake he blames another computer.
Chuck Norris doesn't go on the Internet, he has every Internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.
Chaos reigns within. Reflect, repent, and restart. Order shall return.
Software isn’t released, it’s allowed to escape.