The best IT jokes

Two packets walk into a bar. One of the packets asks the bartender for a drink, and gets no response The other packet tries and the bartender shrugs him off. One packet leans to the other and says, "The quality of service here is terrible!"
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has 29.93 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: IT
A client calls to hotline of internet service provider: "I have a problem, internet stopped working two days ago, neither I nor my son nor anyone else can access it now..." "I see, do you know what's the operating system on your PC?" "Of course, I do - it's Facebook..."
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has 29.89 % from 208 votes. More jokes about: customer service, Facebook, internet, IT, technology
Chaos reigns within. Reflect, repent, and restart. Order shall return.
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has 29.01 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: IT
Software isn’t released, it’s allowed to escape.
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has 29.01 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: IT
Girlfriend pregnant error... Abort, Marry, Ignore?
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has 28.45 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: baby, IT, marriage
What do you get if you cross a computer with a herb? A thyme machine.
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has 26.16 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: IT
What did the psychiatrist say to the android kleptomaniac? DON'T keep taking the tablets!
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has 25.81 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: IT
C program run. C program crash. C programmer quit.
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has 25.67 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: IT
Your file was so big. It might be very useful. But now it is gone.
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has 24.28 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: IT
What do you get when you cross an apple with a nun? A computer that won’t go down.
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has 24.26 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: IT
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