An internet maniac boy asks his father:
Daddy, why do we have five fingers if the mouse has only two buttons?
A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.
I’ve invented a human computer.
When he does a mistake he blames another computer.
This website may not be idiot proof, but at least it’s dimwit resistant.
A client calls to hotline of internet service provider:
"I have a problem, internet stopped working two days ago, neither I nor my son nor anyone else can access it now..."
"I see, do you know what's the operating system on your PC?"
"Of course, I do - it's Facebook..."
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Linux is like a wigwam: no windows, no gates, apache inside...
What’s an Athlon at 1,2 GHz processor that runs for 9 minutes without a cooler called?
8.5 minutes burned processor.
What do you get when you cross an apple with a nun?
A computer that won’t go down.
What do you get if you cross a computer with a herb?
A thyme machine.
Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and restart.
Order shall return.