Software isn’t released, it’s allowed to escape.
Girlfriend pregnant error... Abort, Marry, Ignore?
What do you get if you cross a computer with a herb? A thyme machine.
What did the psychiatrist say to the android kleptomaniac? DON'T keep taking the tablets!
Where does the acronym LOTUS come from? Let Only Users Suffer.
Your file was so big. It might be very useful. But now it is gone.
What do you get when you cross an apple with a nun? A computer that won’t go down.
Windows: Weapon off mass destruction!
Pentiums melt in your PC, not in your hand.
This website may not be idiot proof, but at least it’s dimwit resistant.