The best IT jokes

Linux is like a wigwam: no windows, no gates, apache inside...
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has 31.89 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: IT
Why did the lumberjack get nowhere with the internet? He kept logging on and off.
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has 31.56 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: IT
Why didn’t the internet get any e-mail? Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.
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has 31.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: animal, dog, internet, IT
What goes ‘choo choo choo’ while online? Thomas the search engine.
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has 31.06 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: IT
Girlfriend pregnant error... Abort, Marry, Ignore?
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has 30.43 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: baby, IT, marriage
A client calls to hotline of internet service provider: "I have a problem, internet stopped working two days ago, neither I nor my son nor anyone else can access it now..." "I see, do you know what's the operating system on your PC?" "Of course, I do - it's Facebook..."
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has 30.20 % from 209 votes. More jokes about: customer service, Facebook, internet, IT, technology
I’ve invented a human computer. When he does a mistake he blames another computer.
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has 30.11 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT
Chuck Norris doesn't go on the Internet, he has every Internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.
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has 29.75 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, IT, memory, technology
Chaos reigns within. Reflect, repent, and restart. Order shall return.
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has 29.01 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: IT
Software isn’t released, it’s allowed to escape.
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has 29.01 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: IT
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