Linux is like a wigwam: no windows, no gates, apache inside...
What do you get if you cross a computer with a herb? A thyme machine.
Windows: Weapon off mass destruction!
What did the psychiatrist say to the android kleptomaniac? DON'T keep taking the tablets!
Where does the acronym LOTUS come from? Let Only Users Suffer.
Your file was so big. It might be very useful. But now it is gone.
What do you get when you cross an apple with a nun? A computer that won’t go down.
Pentiums melt in your PC, not in your hand.
This website may not be idiot proof, but at least it’s dimwit resistant.
A tourist was drowning in the sea: Help! Help! He screams. Very calm the fisherman says: Press F1 already and stop screaming. You’re scaring the fishes away.