The best IT jokes

A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.
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has 31.97 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: IT
Software isn’t released, it’s allowed to escape.
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has 31.97 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: IT
Linux is like a wigwam: no windows, no gates, apache inside...
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has 31.89 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: IT
Why did the lumberjack get nowhere with the internet? He kept logging on and off.
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has 31.56 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: IT
What’s an Athlon at 1,2 GHz processor that runs for 9 minutes without a cooler called? 8.5 minutes burned processor.
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has 31.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT
What goes ‘choo choo choo’ while online? Thomas the search engine.
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has 31.06 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: IT
This website may not be idiot proof, but at least it’s dimwit resistant.
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has 31.03 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: IT
A client calls to hotline of internet service provider: "I have a problem, internet stopped working two days ago, neither I nor my son nor anyone else can access it now..." "I see, do you know what's the operating system on your PC?" "Of course, I do - it's Facebook..."
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has 30.35 % from 211 votes. More jokes about: customer service, Facebook, internet, IT, technology
I’ve invented a human computer. When he does a mistake he blames another computer.
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has 30.11 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT
What do you get if you cross a computer with a herb? A thyme machine.
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has 29.93 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: IT
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