Two packets walk into a bar. One of the packets asks the bartender for a drink, and gets no response The other packet tries and the bartender shrugs him off. One packet leans to the other and says, "The quality of service here is terrible!"
A client calls to hotline of internet service provider: "I have a problem, internet stopped working two days ago, neither I nor my son nor anyone else can access it now..." "I see, do you know what's the operating system on your PC?" "Of course, I do - it's Facebook..."
Chaos reigns within. Reflect, repent, and restart. Order shall return.
Software isn’t released, it’s allowed to escape.
Girlfriend pregnant error... Abort, Marry, Ignore?
What do you get if you cross a computer with a herb? A thyme machine.
What did the psychiatrist say to the android kleptomaniac? DON'T keep taking the tablets!
C program run. C program crash. C programmer quit.
Your file was so big. It might be very useful. But now it is gone.
What do you get when you cross an apple with a nun? A computer that won’t go down.