Adamantium may be hard but Chuck Norris is harder.
Chuck Norris got a perfect SAT score by just putting his name on the paper...
Chuck Norris invented the internet so that he could reach his enemies, preferably ninjas.
Voldemort once ran into Chuck Norris. He is now known as Harry Potter.
Chuck Norris designed and created two series of cars. These are now known as Autobots and Decepticons.
Cars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from Chuck Norris. Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident.
Chuck Norris can power solar panels. At Night.
Chuck Norris runs Windows Vista, and it has never crashed.
If you make a list of 10 things Chuck Norris cannot do, he will appear at your house and perform them all. Your life may be forfeit.
Arnold Schwarzenegger cannot tell Chuck Norris to "get down!"