Adamantium may be hard but Chuck Norris is harder.
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Chuck Norris can set water on fire.
He can also set fire on water.
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Nails wish they were as tough as Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have to do anything for a Klondike bar.
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The phrase "I am become death, destroyer of worlds" was actually first coined by Chuck Norris when he came out of the womb.
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Chuck Norris caught all the 493 Pokemon...
With the Yellow version.
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Chuck Norris douses all his food in diesel fuel and sets it on fire, 'cuz he likes it mildly spicy.
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Chuck Norris asked his script writer for more dialogue and the script writer said "Chuck you mean more grunting?"
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Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.
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Chuck Norris never suffers from a heart attack.
His heart is too smart to not attack him.
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