Adamantium may be hard but Chuck Norris is harder.
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There was no Big Bang at the beginning of the Universe, Chuck Norris simply sneezed.
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Chuck Norris hit you tomorrow, is going to hit you yesterday, and you're now dead.
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Chuck Norris once heard that nothing can kill him, so he tracked down nothing and killed it.
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Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president.
If you’re thinking to yourself, “But Chuck Norris isn’t black”, then you are dead wrong.
And stop being a racist.
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Chuck Norris can hit a grand slam with no one on base.
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When Chuck Norris finishes his workout, the gym takes a break.
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Chuck Norris dosent swim, water just likes him.
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Fear of Chuck Norris is called logic.
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Global warming is the result of Chuck Norris getting mad.
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Chuck Norris can pop scissors with a balloon.
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