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Adamantium may be hard but Chuck Norris is harder.
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Chuck Norris can make same magnet polarities stick together.
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The Sun is Chuck Norris' camp fire.
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When Chuck Norris laughs he busts your gut.
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It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
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