Adamantium may be hard but Chuck Norris is harder.
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The square root of Chuck Norris is pain.
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A blind man ran into Chuck Norris and got his sight back.
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Chuck Norris to Major Tom - Stay there.
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When cops pull Chuck Norris over, THEY try to talk THEIR way out of it.
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When Google has a question Chuck Norris always knows it.
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