Adamantium may be hard but Chuck Norris is harder.
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A man once insulted Chuck Norris by saying he was smarter than him.
That man was Stephen Hawking.
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Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car he walks.
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Chuck Norris made the universe... out of his snot and left kidney.
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In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size.
When ordering, just ask to be "Norrisized".
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If he wanted to, Chuck Norris could rob a bank.
By phone.
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Extra Terrestrials often visit Earth from other galaxies - they're here to see if Chuck Norris really exists.
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Chuck Norris is so fast that when he runs, he can see his back.
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The name of the anime Soul Eater was actually inspired by one of Chuck Norris' nicknames.
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A rattle snake bit Chuck Norris in the leg and the snake died instantly!
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Chuck Norris can skydive indoors.
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