Adamantium may be hard but Chuck Norris is harder.
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When Chuck Norris got his first sling-shot, he created what we now know today as the "Moon", "Mars", "Jupitar", "Saturn" and "Pluto"
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Chuck Norris can actually punch you in the soul.
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All men are created equal.
Equally inferior to Chuck Norris.
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Don King once had straight hair, until that day he saw Chuck Norris' eyes staring him down.
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Chuck Norris wears sunglasses not to protect his eyes from the sun, but to protect the sun from Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he taught his parents to stay away from strangers.
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Lactose is Chuck Norris intolerant.
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Chuck Norris can facebook through a calculator.
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Chuck Norris can use a touch screen without touching it.
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When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people.
He walks through them
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