Adamantium may be hard but Chuck Norris is harder.
Some people wear Superman Underwear, Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear. On the other hand, Chuck Norris wears no underwear.
Chuck Norris can do push-ups in a sit-up position.
Chuck Norris cannot be put in a corner. The corner always backs away.
Getting your ass kicked by Chuck Norris? The only good news is you know when you will die.
Right angles used to be called wrong angles until Chuck said, "I don't see anything wrong with them."
If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
When Chuck Norris goes to the gym the treadmill sweats.
When a mime sees Chuck Norris, he makes a glass wall and pretends he's dead.
Chuck Norris is in every action film ever made but sometimes he only shows up as EXPLOSIONS.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.