Adamantium may be hard but Chuck Norris is harder.
Chuck Norris does not buy ground beef, he just takes a whole cow, runs it through his beard, and fully cooked hamburgers come out.
Chuck Norris can freeze water using a toaster.
Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
Chuck Norris can finish Sims.
Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one. When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.
Big Brother isn't watching you. Chuck Norris is watching you!
Chuck Norris went to school so he could be studied.
Mess with Chuck Norris, you get roundhouse kicked.
If Chuck Norris were an Adam's Apple, he'd be in your throat right now.
Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.