Adamantium may be hard but Chuck Norris is harder.
If Chuck Norris killed Kenny, he'd stay dead.
Chuck Norris jumps on hand grenades to shave his chest hair.
Chuck Norris didn't have a mum or dad, he created himself.
Wherever you go, Chuck Norris will already be there.
The Grimm Reaper lost his job the day Chuck Norris was born.
Chuck Norris' favorite game is winning.
Time keeps going only to run away from Chuck Norris.
When raining, Chuck Norris doesn't need an umbrella , he can dodge the rain drops.
Chuck Norris cleans up crime... with a mop and bucket... full of people's blood.