Adamantium may be hard but Chuck Norris is harder.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the DMV, they take a number.
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Oxygen needs Chuck Norris to survive.
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Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity, he got it back.
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America doesn't need a military...
We've got Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris once rolled a dice.
It landed on tails.
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Chuck was once on the Olympics and he won all the medals but he was disqualifyed for roundhouse kicking the judges because they misspelled his name.
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Chuck Norris can hear your text messages.
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Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.
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