Adamantium may be hard but Chuck Norris is harder.
Not only CAN Chuck have his cake and eat it too, he WILL.
Do you know Chuck Norris? Yes? Then he shall allow you to live... for now.
Chuck Norris is the real man inside of Chucky.
Chuck Norris once won a chess game after losing his king
Chuck Norris doesn't teach his kicks. They speak for themselves.
Chuck Norris can make same magnet polarities stick together.
The movie Unstoppable is based on Chuck Norris' morning jog.
The Sun is Chuck Norris' camp fire.
When Chuck Norris laughs he busts your gut.
It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.