Adamantium may be hard but Chuck Norris is harder.
Chuck Norris graduated from the School of Hard Knocks with an MBA - Mega Bad Ass.
Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
The Grinch didn't really steal Christmas. He just hired Chuck Norris.
Batman is to Robin as Chuck Norris is to Death.
We ask the president to make laws. The president asks Chuck Norris.
A black hole is created when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks a sun.
Chuck Norris can do a downward uppercut.
CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.
Chuck Norris once got careless and accidentally locked his drawer key inside his drawer, with a lock that needs the key to lock.