Adamantium may be hard but Chuck Norris is harder.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch.
He simply decides what time it is.
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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.
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There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard.
There is only another fist.
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The tides don't change because of the moon; the sea just wants to be as far away as possible from Chuck Norris.
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Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb.
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Chuck Norris once had to go to court...the judge got life in prison.
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Chuck Norris broke a mirror and got 7 years of good luck.
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Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Mickey mouse talks like that.
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