Adamantium may be hard but Chuck Norris is harder.
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Chuck Norris makes Power Point look weak.
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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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Chuck Norris never swam.
Every time he was about to get in a pool the water ran away in terror!
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Chuck Norris fell off a building, he got sued for breaking the sidewalk with his fists.
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When Chuck Norris was born, he cut his own umbilical cord.
He then used it to strangle the doctor who slapped him on the but.
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Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
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When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
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I got a tattoo of Chuck Norris on my own leg... now it won't stop roundhouse kicking me in the face.
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Chuck Norris just completed a full round of Golf... In 17 shots.
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Chuck Norris fills a 1-Liter Bottle With 2 liters of water.
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