Chuck Norris was the original star of "24."
It was called "1."
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Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death, he beats it fair and square.
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Chuck Norris's body temprature is about 151 degrees.
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When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored
And decided to carve a sculpture with only his
Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called....
Mount Rushmore
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Chuck Norris doesn't cry.
His eyes sweat.
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