Chuck Norris was the original star of "24."
It was called "1."
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Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice and Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick me for being stupid.
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Chuck Norris once starred in Wheel of Fortune.
The last twenty nine minutes were spent in an awkward silence, waiting for the wheel to stop spinning.
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Chuck Norris doesn't pay the government, the government pays him.
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Chuck Norris's urine was the main ingredient for balco's designer steroids.
Therefore, Chuck Norris is actually the all-time single-season home run king.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Professor X is on a wheelchair.
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There is no theory of evolution.
Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
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Chuck doesn't have e-mail, he has HE-mail.
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An eclipse is just the suns attempt to hide from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't climb trees.
He just pulls them down and walks on top of them.
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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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