Chuck Norris was the original star of "24." It was called "1."
Wherever you go, Chuck Norris will already be there.
When Chuck Norris is put in a straight jacket to be contained, he doesn't go insane, the jacket does. NOBODY tries to contain Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has a black belt in every language.
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris tried juggling once... and now we have our solar system.
Chuck Norris called McDonald's through the television.
Chuck Norris always wins at Jenga, the tower couldn't dare to crumble.
When Chuck Norris forgets something it ceases to exist.
Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.
God said let there be light. Chuck Norris said say please.