Chuck Norris was the original star of "24."
It was called "1."
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One Grand Canyon is enough.
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Alien from "A.V.P" is just Chuck Norris' Gecko.
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Fear of Chuck Norris is called logic.
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Count Dracula once bit Chuck Norris and immediately turned vegetarian.
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