Chuck Norris was the original star of "24."
It was called "1."
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Chuck Norris jokes are a oxymoron because Chuck Norris isn't a joke.
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Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure.
Chuck Norris goes killing.
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Chuck Norris can stand the rain...
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He, who laughs last, laughs best.
He who laughs at Chuck Norris … dies.
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Chuck Norris walked into a bar.
"OUCH!" said the bar.
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Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel.
Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
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Chuck Norris can jump without leaving the ground.
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Obama's health care plan won't cover injuries caused by a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face.
Nobody would survive anyway.
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Chuck Norris can run so fast he can cause time travel.
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There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board.
It is now known as titanic
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