Chuck Norris was the original star of "24."
It was called "1."
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When I was a kid, my Chuck Norris action figure broke all my other toys while I was at school.
When my mom tried to throw him away, he killed her.
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The Highlander movie was actually based on Chuck Norris's life.
There can be only one.
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If you step on a crack, Chuck Norris will break your back.
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Bill Gates lives in fear Chuck Norris' PC will crash.
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Chuck Norris is so sharp you can cut yourself just by looking at him.
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Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
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A Klondike bar would do anything for a Chuck Norris.
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Originally Chuck Norris was in the cast of "The Expendables" but the movie was only 3 seconds long because there was nothing left to kill.
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Tornadoes have sirens to warn them when Chuck Norris is coming.
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Chuck Norris doesn't expect the unexpected.
He knows the unexpected.
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