Joke #9860

Chuck Norris was the original star of "24." It was called "1."
Vote:
has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

The AC/DC song "Highway to Hell" is about Chuck Norris' driveway.
Vote:
has 42.00 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
Vote:
has 80.67 % from 364 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, technology
Titanic crashed into Chuck Norris' cut out toe nail.
Vote:
has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Bears only poop in the woods when Chuck Norris says its ok..
Vote:
has 34.09 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris goes to the Bermuda Triangle for vacation.
Vote:
has 41.84 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, holiday
Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
Vote:
has 47.46 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death, he beats it fair and square.
Vote:
has 61.19 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, game, life
In Radiant Spirits, Solari's body temprature is 120 degrees. Chuck Norris's body temprature is about 151 degrees.
Vote:
has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored And decided to carve a sculpture with only his Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called.... Mount Rushmore
Vote:
has 35.20 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't cry. His eyes sweat.
Vote:
has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris