Chuck Norris was the original star of "24." It was called "1."
"Walker Texas Ranger: The Movie 3-D" was considered by Warner Brothers; however the technology to create the visual effects will never be possible.
When Chuck goes into outer space his head doesn't pop, space pops around his head!
Notice, there are no Chuck Norris video games. They would be way too easy.
Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow. His shadow isn't stupid enough to follow him around.
Chuck Norris was once in a catch 22, but he roundhouse kicked it down to to a 12 pack and literally drank his problems away.
There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board. It is now known as titanic
I got a tattoo of Chuck Norris on my own leg... now it won't stop roundhouse kicking me in the face.
Mortal Kombat was originally called 'Ways Chuck Norris Can Kill You'.
Obama's health care plan won't cover injuries caused by a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face. Nobody would survive anyway.