Chuck Norris was the original star of "24."
It was called "1."
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Chuck Norris can blow up things, without a bomb.
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Chuck Norris doesn't eat honey.
He chews bees...
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When somebody else yawns, Chuck Norris does not.
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Chuck Norris can fly a submarine.
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For Chuck Norris, there is no such thing as gambling.
He already knows the outcome.
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Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.
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Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
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Chuck Norris went to the sun and spent two nights.
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The two thousand member Catholic church was filled to overflowing capacity one Sunday morning.
The priest was ready to start the Mass when two men, dressed in long black coats and black hats entered thru the rear of the church.
One of the two men walked to the middle of the church while the other stayed at the back of the church.
They both then reached under their coats and withdrew automatic weapons.
The one in the middle announced, "Everyone willing to take a bullet for Jesus stay in your seats!"
Naturally, the pews emptied, followed by the choir.
The deacons ran out the door, followed by the choir director and the alter boy.
After a few moments, there were about twenty people left sitting in the church.
The priest was holding steady in the pulpit.
The men put their weapons away and said, gently, "All right, Father, the hypocrites are gone now. You may begin the Mass."
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Chuck Norris once round house kicked a bear while on a survival trek in Siberia.
That incident was known as the Tunguska event.
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