Chuck Norris was the original star of "24." It was called "1."
Chuck Norris CAN play on broken strings.
Chuck Norris round house kicked the xbox and made the xbox 360.
When Chuck Norris visits Africa, the animals are required to stay in their cars.
Dear Chuck Norris, Could you please close the door of your refrigerator. Thank you, Europe
Davie Jones is afraid of Chuck Norris' Locker.
Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
Chuck Norris is the only person that can make you feel a punch to your face in your groin.
Scientists believe that a giant meteor killed off the dinosaurs. This is true, if you can consider Chuck Norris to be a giant meteor.
Chuck Norris got swept over Niagara Falls... He liked it so much, he swam back up and did it again.
Chuck Norris walked into a bar. "OUCH!" said the bar.