Chuck Norris was the original star of "24."
It was called "1."
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When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
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People with Pogonophobia (fear of beards) do not fear Chuck Norris beard.
They are too scared of his entire existance to focus on 1 part.
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In Chuck Norris' yard, money does grow on trees.
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The two thousand member Catholic church was filled to overflowing capacity one Sunday morning.
The priest was ready to start the Mass when two men, dressed in long black coats and black hats entered thru the rear of the church.
One of the two men walked to the middle of the church while the other stayed at the back of the church.
They both then reached under their coats and withdrew automatic weapons.
The one in the middle announced, "Everyone willing to take a bullet for Jesus stay in your seats!"
Naturally, the pews emptied, followed by the choir.
The deacons ran out the door, followed by the choir director and the alter boy.
After a few moments, there were about twenty people left sitting in the church.
The priest was holding steady in the pulpit.
The men put their weapons away and said, gently, "All right, Father, the hypocrites are gone now. You may begin the Mass."
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When Chuck Norris goes skydiving at 10,000 feet he jumps into the plane... from the ground.
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Chuck Norris once cried just to see what it was like.
The end result was the creation of life.
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Chuck Norris wins Clue in one guess.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the cinema, he changes the movies with his remote control.
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Chuck Norris told Wiz Khalifa what it is.
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If Chuck Norris hosted TV series "Survivor" No one would Survive!
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