Chuck Norris was the original star of "24."
It was called "1."
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Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris makes a joke on this website, everyone starts to make bad jokes because they didn't want to anger Chuck Norris.
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If Chuck Norris appears in your dream, don't panic, he is only looking for Freddy Krueger.
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