Chuck Norris once climbed the empire state building and roundhouse kicked the human spider off the top.
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The dirt is too afraid to even touch him or his clothes.
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Chuck Norris roundhoused some wannabe cop named Agent Sasevel so hard that it rearranged the letters of his name to Steven Seagal.
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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there.
In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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Three seconds after Chuck Norris was shot, the bullet came out screaming.
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Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined.
Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
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