Chuck Norris once climbed the empire state building and roundhouse kicked the human spider off the top.
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He is now known as Harry Potter.
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Chuck Norris needs no further explanation.
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If you step on a crack, Chuck Norris will break your back.
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Chuck Norris once won a Scrabble tournament despite getting only Z's and Q's in his rack.
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Once, on the set of Walker Texas Ranger, a goat fell over dead.
Chuck Norris ran up to the goat and beard rubbed it back to life.
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Chuck Norris' jokes don't have punchlines.
They have footprints.
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Human blood type is usualy 0+, A+ or AB...
Chuck Norris blood tipe is AK-47
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