Chuck Norris once climbed the empire state building and roundhouse kicked the human spider off the top.
Vote:
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
Chuck Norris can drink from an empty cup.
Vote:
When Google has a question Chuck Norris always knows it.
Vote:
Chuck Norris is so hard, he uses diamonds as stress balls.
Vote:
E only equals MC² because Chuck Norris allows it too.
Vote:
Aliens fear that Chuck Norris might abduct them.
Vote:
When Chuck goes into outer space his head doesn't pop, space pops around his head!
Vote:
Chuck Norris can blow the answers away from the wind.
Vote:
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet.
The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
Vote:
Once Chuck Norris went to Mc Donalds and had a pizza.
Vote:
Chuck Norris once had a pet monkey...his name was KING KONG
Vote: