Chuck Norris once climbed the empire state building and roundhouse kicked the human spider off the top.
The real reason that Oprah is ending her show on television is that Chuck phoned and said "That's enough!"
Chuck Norris got a perfect SAT score by just putting his name on the paper...
Chuck Norris once scored a field goal, using a hockey stick!
Guns need a licence to bear Chuck Norris.
Why did satan die before judgment day, Chuck hated him.
Chuck Norris can piss into Gale force winds.
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
Chuck Norris writes on pencils with paper.
In an official mandate, 'Walker, Texas Ranger' DVD discs have been ordered to replace the armor plating in all bulletproof vests.
The speed of light was instituted because Chuck Norris didn't want get winded outrunning it. Chuck Norris hates to sweat.