Chuck Norris once climbed the empire state building and roundhouse kicked the human spider off the top.
Chuck Norris can buy priceless moments. At a discount price.
Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.
When Chuck Norris watches TV it changes the channel for him when he asks just out of fear.
Chuck Norris teaches math to solve its own problems.
Chuck Norris Killed Medusa with a round house Kick.
Chuck Norris' feet are so fast, he can kick you in the past.
Chuck Norris can skydive indoors.
Chuck Norris' beard has a tattoo.
Chuck Norris is so sharp you can cut yourself just by looking at him.
Chuck Norris can make a Java Program in visual studio 2010.