Chuck Norris once climbed the empire state building and roundhouse kicked the human spider off the top.
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Chuck Norris once got careless and accidentally locked his drawer key inside his drawer, with a lock that needs the key to lock.
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When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
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Chuck Norris once ate a bottle of sleeping pills.
They made him blink.
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Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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30 lumberjacks once tried to cut off Chuck Norris's beard...
They were never seen again.
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With just two toothpicks, a lightbulb, and his RoundHouse Kick, Chuck Norris can override the Pentagon's computer system.
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Chuck Norris doesn't travel at the speed of light, light travels at the speed of Chuck Norris!
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Chuck Norris was banned from the Olympics because his mere presence is considered a performance-enhancing substance.
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Time travel is possible.
But you must first get past Chuck Norris...
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Chuck Norris tangled with Wolverine.
He beat to him to a bloody pulp, then dared him to heal himself.
Wolverine will not be in the next X-Men movie.
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