Chuck Norris once climbed the empire state building and roundhouse kicked the human spider off the top.
Chuck Norris can obtain unobtainable.
Chuck Norris doesn't submit his own facts because Chuck Norris doesn't submit, period.
When Chuck Norris wants salmon he eats the bear too.
Chuck Norris can pick "side" when flipping a coin.
Ckuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet...he scares the shit out of it.
Chuck Norris installed his own home security system. It's called "Chuck Norris."
Chuck Norris goes to Silent Hill for the weekends.
Chuck Norris walked right into Area 51, bought a Snapple, and walked out. No one dared to move.
Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
Chuck Norris has 2 kids. We know them as Pain and Suffering.