Chuck Norris once climbed the empire state building and roundhouse kicked the human spider off the top.
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Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris can fly a submarine.
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A blind man ran into Chuck Norris and got his sight back.
Unfortunately, the first and last thing he saw was a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris once caught AIDS... but then he let it go.
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Chuck Norris likes his steaks still mooing.
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Chuck Norris can hear your text messages.
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Labradoodles were made when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a Labrador and a Poodle at the same time.
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Chuck Norris once walked down a street with his fists in his pockets.
He was then arrested for concealing two deadly weapons.
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Chuck Norris thought 24 was a sit-com.
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