Chuck Norris wears boots to protect the Earth from his feet.
Chuck Norris has a diary. It's called the Guinness Book of World Records.
If Chuck Norris was an answer, there would be no question, Chuck Norris answers to nobody.
Chuck Norris cuts off parts of his beard and sells it...we know this as kevlar.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS: The World orients itself to where he wants to go.
Chuck Norris invented his own brand of media disc. The Black and Blueray.
Chuck actually died four years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.
Chuck Norris to Major Tom - Stay there.
Before each filming of Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris is injected with fourteen times the lethal dose of elephant tranquilzer. This is, of course, to limit his strength and mobility, in an attempt to lower the fatality rate of the actors he fights.
The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.