Chuck Norris wears boots to protect the Earth from his feet.
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Chuck Norris doesn't climb trees.
He just pulls them down and walks on top of them.
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If Chuck Norris replaced Roy Scheider, the movie would have been known as Broken Jaws, and would have only lasted 12 minutes.
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Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone.
This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
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When cops pull Chuck Norris over, THEY try to talk THEIR way out of it.
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When Chuck Norris eats dinner at a restaurant, the wait staff tips him.
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If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
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Chuck Norris ate once at Hard Rock Cafe.
It's now called Shakey's.
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Chuck Norris can drink from an empty cup.
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When you break a leg it is actually not your leg that is broken.
It´s Chuck Norris´s leg.
He owns everything including you and your pityful leg.
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Chuck Norris can't have children, because his dick wouldn't fit.
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