Chuck Norris wears boots to protect the Earth from his feet.
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When Clark Kent goes into a phonebooth, Superman comes out.
When Chuck Norris goes into a phone booth, it explodes and Chuck walks away.
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Chuck Norris got a perfect SAT score by just putting his name on the paper...
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Chuck Norris' beard can shave a razor.
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When Chuck Norris gets angry, forests explode from their own boiling sap.
When Chuck Norris laughs, flowers bloom and butterflies hatch.
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When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor exclaimed, "It's a man!"
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With just two toothpicks, a lightbulb, and his RoundHouse Kick, Chuck Norris can override the Pentagon's computer system.
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Chuck Norris not only speaks in the third person, he sees in the third person.
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Facebook wants to add Chuck Norris as a Friend.
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The second hardest element in the universe is Chuck Norris.
The first only comes into existance when Chuck gets excited.
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Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest.
Chuck Norris won by 5.
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