Chuck Norris wears boots to protect the Earth from his feet.
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After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
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The role of terminator was originaly played by Chuck Norris, but they decided against it as no-one would want to shit their pants for two hours strait.
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Chuck Norris scares cows so bad, milk comes out their nose.
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Chuck Norris was the reason the Titanic sank.
The iceberg was just a cover-up.
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If Chuck Norris met Dora the Explorer, he'd introduce her to his Boots.
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When Chuck Norris donates blood he refuses the needle, he asks for a knife and a bucket.
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Only Chuck Norris can tell you the answer to your question before you ask it.
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