Chuck Norris wears boots to protect the Earth from his feet.
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Chuck Norris once ate a bottle of sleeping pills.
They made him blink.
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Chuck Norris doesn't sweat.
He forces the air around him to cry and uses it's tears to cool himself.
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The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway.
But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
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Chuck norris farted in a ditch and the grand canyon was created.
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The square root of Pain is Chuck Norris.
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The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
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Once chuck norris and time had race.
Result: The time is still running.
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Chuck Norris is proof that legends never die.
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The cake is a lie, Chuck Norris is THE TRUTH.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby, he sucked on a pacifier and made it cry.
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