Chuck Norris wears boots to protect the Earth from his feet.
Once the A-Team used to take care of the bad guys. Then came Chuck Norris. Ever since, the A-Team has been known as the Ghostbusters.
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
Chuck Norris once decided to dig a hole, today we call it the Grand Canyon.
When you have a question you check with Google. When Google has a question they check with Chuck Norris. When Chuck Norris has a question everybody better run!
Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.
When Chuck Norris was kidnapped by aliens he did experiments on them.
Chuck Norris can travel a negative distance.
Chuck Norris pours the milk first, then he pours the cereal. Then he places the bowl.
What happens when Chuck Norris orders a beer and gets a beer? He roundhouses the waitress, Chuck Norris should not have to ask.