Chuck Norris wears boots to protect the Earth from his feet.
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She's still blushing, we call her Sun.
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Chuck Norris won the gold, silver and bronze medals at the Olympics.
In the same event. From home.
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Chuck Norris just decided to change it as a prank.
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Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.
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Chuck Norris was once hospitalised, becaused he kicked his own ass.
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Chuck Norris doesn't go on the Internet, he has every Internet site stored in his memory.
He refreshes webpages by blinking.
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