Chuck Norris wears boots to protect the Earth from his feet.
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Chuck Norris can actually punch you in the soul.
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In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job".
That is the story of the universe.
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Chuck Norris can turn diamonds back into coal.
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Chuck Norris talks in my sleep.
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Chuck Norris can clog the toilet with his pee.
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Avatar's were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a smurf.
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During vacation my front door's open and I left a note saying "This house is protected by Chuck Norris 3 days a week you guess which 3."
All was good.
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The only time Chuck Norris made a mistake was when he thought he made a mistake
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Chuck Norris caught all the pokemon with a Nokia 3310.
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Black Holes are places where parallel universes are hiding from Chuck Norris.
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