Chuck Norris wears boots to protect the Earth from his feet.
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Chuck Norris does not listen to lectures.
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Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
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Chuck Norris cleans his teeth with a dentists drill.
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The last time Chuck Norris was hungry, all the dinosaurs suddenly got extinct...
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Chuck Norris found the 51st shade of gray.
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Chuck Norris can turn a vegan into a cannibal.
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Before going to bed, the Boogeyman always checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off.
It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.
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