Chuck Norris can bend light with a roundhouse kick.
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Twice.
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I don't know he is still busy.
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Chuck Norris once stared death in the face...
Death pissed his pants.
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Chuck Norris was bitten by a werewolf.
When full moon came, the werewolf turned into Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet.
Water gets Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn’t swim, we beats the water into submission.
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Mess with Chuck Norris, you get roundhouse kicked.
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