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Chuck Norris can bend light with a roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris can make a stop sign say go.
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Chuck Norris uses a gun to be humane.
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When Chuck Norris breaks the speed limit, no one can put it back together again.
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Chuck Norris has nicknames for his feet... Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
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If Chuck Norris appears in your dream, don't panic, he is only looking for Freddy Krueger.
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There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
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Just announced that they are changing all the days of the week to Chuckdays. Happy Chuckday everyone!
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