Chuck Norris can bend light with a roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris can hear your text messages.
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A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
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If Chuck Norris were to get into a fight with another Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris would win.
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Originally Chuck Norris was in the cast of "The Expendables" but the movie was only 3 seconds long because there was nothing left to kill.
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Before sliced bread, people used to say "That's the greatest thing since Chuck Norris".
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Gravity obeys Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris watches TV it changes the channel for him when he asks just out of fear.
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Nations fight other nations but wouldn't have balls enough to go toe-to-toe with Chuck Norris.
Remember Atlantis?
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Chuck Norris made the llama extinct.
Never spit in his face.
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You know "The Matrix" that was Chuck Norris' very first dream.
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