Chuck Norris can bend light with a roundhouse kick.
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They were just five lakes, until Chuck Norris said they were Great!
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In a fight with the drill sergeant from "Full Metal Jacket," I'm afraid Chuck would gracefully decline to fight.
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Chuck Norris took a rocket science class but quit becaus it was too easy.
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Kim Kardashian use to be 8 feet tall until Chuck Norris uppercut both her feet and that is why her ass is so big.
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Chuck Norris wanted more dialogue for his next movie.
It was too short for release.
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The original CBS Survivor series was filmed in Chuck's mansion.
No episode aired, as no one survived.
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Chuck Norris can split the atom.
With his bare hands.
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Chuck Norris shot a man to death with an unloaded nerf gun.
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Chuck Norris actually completed Tetris.
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Chuck Norris can peel an orange with his eyelids, but he rarely needs Vitamin C.
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