Chuck Norris can bend light with a roundhouse kick.
Lightning doesn't strike Chuck Norris, chuck norris strikes lightning!
The Reapers in the Mass Effect series were actually Chuck Norris' baby toys.
Simon doesn't say... Chuck Norris says.
Chuck Norris once walked down a street with his fists in his pockets. He was then arrested for concealing two deadly weapons.
Chuck Norris once dropped a glass vase onto the floor. The glass apologized for breaking in his presence.
Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
Jason Bourne fought Chuck Norris but he can't remember because now he has amnesia.
Chuck Norris jokes are a oxymoron because Chuck Norris isn't a joke.