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Chuck Norris can bend light with a roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.
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When Chuck Norris throws a throwing knife, the knife doesn't kill his victim, the force of the air did.
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Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
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Chuck Norris is ambidextrous. He can do Roundhouse kicks with his left and right leg. All at the same time.
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They once had a showing of Walker Texas Ranger in 3D. There where no survivors.
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