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Chuck Norris can bend light with a roundhouse kick.
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The sun cannot look directly at Chuck Norris. It must use specialized equipment just to gaze upon his silhouette
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When Chuck Norris was a kid his parents took him to a beach in Georgia. While swimming Chuck Norris pants came down and out popped Florida.
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Chuck Norris was once tested for steroids. The results came back positive. When confronted with this information, Chuck Norris chuckled and said, "Of course, what do you think they make steroids from?"
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With just two toothpicks, a lightbulb, and his RoundHouse Kick, Chuck Norris can override the Pentagon's computer system.
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The earth doesn't revolve around the sun. It's the sun that revolves around Chuck Norris.
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One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart. The clerk told him to have a nice day. The next day the clerk was found dead. The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why. He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
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Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris put his hand over a magnet, the magnet comes to him out of pure fear.
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Kings buy Chuck Norris size beds.
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Chuck Norris can strum your pain with his fingers, tell your whole life with his words – but mainly just kill you softly with his song.
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