Chuck Norris can bend light with a roundhouse kick.
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Once, Chuck Norris told Nike to "just do it..." and it did.
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An ancient Chinese prophecy states that a man will be created to protect the lands from all evil.
Chuck Norris killed that man.
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Chuck Norris once round house kicked a bear while on a survival trek in Siberia.
That incident was known as the Tunguska event.
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Chuck Norris never dies.
And of course, he will also never fade away.
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Chuck Norris' free advice is worth a fortune.
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Chuck Norris can fly a submarine.
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Chuck Norris made the universe... out of his snot and left kidney.
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Chuck Norris does not smile. \r\nHe flexes his teeth.
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Wagner is really Chuck Norris!
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Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure.
Chuck Norris goes killing.
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