Chuck Norris can bend light with a roundhouse kick.
Chuck norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund
Time travel is possible. But you must first get past Chuck Norris...
Neil Armstrong was the first person to walk on the moon, Chuck Norris was the first person to walk on the sun.
Chuck Norris can braid a bald head.
Sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris walks up his staircase to get to the basement.
Chuck Norris owns the gold color at the end of the rainbow.
Got said, "Let there be light!" Chuck Norris looked at him and said: "Say please."
Chuck Norris can swim in an empty pool.
Chuck Norris never swam. Every time he was about to get in a pool the water ran away in terror!