Chuck Norris can bend light with a roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris thinks that anyone who can't survive cranial impact with a steam hammer simply isn't making an effort.
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Chuck Norris does not wear a condom.
Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is so awesome, he can dodge rain.
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There's a medical term for those who willingly defy Chuck Norris... organ donors.
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Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
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Chuck Norris: The Game starts directly with the ending video.
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Chuck Norris can "make it rain in Southern California".
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Chuck Norris doesn't take the cake, the cake sees Chuck Norris and begs to be devoured.
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Chuck Norris once took a CPR class, this way he can kill you, revive you, and kill you again.
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I think Chuck Norris is fake cuz if he were real he'd come right now and smash my face into my keyboaraoebdbfjvjdblgoirugsvdkf
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