I challenged Chuck Norris once. He made a bun with my legs over my head, then he roundhouse kicked me to outer space. Now I read the facts from Mars.
Chuck Norris can hear pictures.
Why does Chuck Norris have a beard? A better question is what will he do to you if you ask him?
Chuck Norris was sitting around a campfire with two cowboys. The cowboys were competing to see which one is more hardcore. The first one says," Once, I was charged by an angry bull. I proceeded to jump on its back and kill it by gorging its eyes out." The second says, " Once I was swimming in a river, and an annocanda tried to strangle me. I ripped its head off with my teeth." Chuck norris just smiles and continues tending to the campfire with his penis.
Chuck Norris kicked the world once, it hasn't stopped spinning.
Chuck Norris got added by facebook itself.
Bruce Wayne first tried wearing a Chuck Norris mask to inspire fear, until he saw himself in the mirror. He immediately changed to the Batman
Chuck Norris is a hunter. But Chuck Norris does not hunt. That implies the possibility of failure.
When Chuck Norris finds fools' gold it automatically turns into real gold. Chuck Norris is nobody's fool.
911 calls Chuck Norris for emergency.
If you look back far enough in your family tree, Chuck Norris appears at least three times.