I challenged Chuck Norris once. He made a bun with my legs over my head, then he roundhouse kicked me to outer space. Now I read the facts from Mars.
Chuck Norris can smoke underwater.
The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway. But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
After meeting with Chuck Norris' lawyer the UFC have changed their name from "Ultimate Fighting Championship" to simply "Fighting Championship."
Chuck Norris just checked out from 501... In 8 darts.
Chuck Norris lights campfires with fire ants.
When Chuck Norris visits Europe on vacation, France surrenders.
When Chuck Norris gets pulled over he read the officers his rights.
The following is a short list of what Chuck Norris cannot do: .
Chuck Norris is who killed Kenny.