I challenged Chuck Norris once. He made a bun with my legs over my head, then he roundhouse kicked me to outer space. Now I read the facts from Mars.
Chuck Norris doesn't travel at the speed of light, light travels at the speed of Chuck Norris!
Chuck Norris can bungee jump with out a rope.
Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
When Chuck Norris falls out of a boat , he dosn't hit water... That's because Chuck Norris would never fall out of a boat it the first place.
The Universe is not expanding. It's running away from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not go fishing, the fish surrender.
Chuck Norris broke the world record for most punches in a minute with one roundhouse kick.
Finally, they discovered real cause of Bruce Lee's death – extreme exhaustion from fight with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.