I challenged Chuck Norris once.
He made a bun with my legs over my head, then he roundhouse kicked me to outer space.
Now I read the facts from Mars.
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It's called the internet.
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3 words: Chuck Norris Golf.
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Chuck Norris is the only person to really have "Birthdays".
The rest of us have "Thank you Chuck for allowing me to live another year- days".
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Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
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I named my dog Chuck Norris, but I couldn't train him because no one tells Chuck Norris what to do.
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Big Foot discovered Chuck Norris and hid in the forest.
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Chuck Norris jumped off a building once.
The ground didn't make it.
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On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers.
He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.
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When Chuck Norris plays hangman, he decides what the word is.
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