I challenged Chuck Norris once. He made a bun with my legs over my head, then he roundhouse kicked me to outer space. Now I read the facts from Mars.
People created the automobile to escape from Chuck Norris... Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris created the automobile accident.
When Chuck Norris gets nominated for the ALS ice bucket challenge, the bucket donates $1000 to ALS research.
When Chuck lit a match earth saw the sun for the first time!
"Killed it" is a figure of speech implying someone stopped the banter. To Chuck Norris that's just the motto of his life.
Chuck Norris got into Cambridge... without any qualifications.
Chuck Norris destroyed the Lord of Rings. Twice.
Chuck Norris's motorcycle has 4WD.
Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.
There is no backspace button on Chuck Norris' keyboard. Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
Elvis Presley, Richard Petty, Budweiser, and Michael Jackson all call Chuck Norris "The King".