Chuck Norris once beat the sun at a staring contest.
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Chuck Norris has only used the 'Total Gym' twice in his life.
When his eyes are open - and when they are closed.
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Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel.
Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
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Chuck Norris can make a pound cake with only an ounce.
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Chuck Norris can eat rice with one chop stick.
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Chuck Norris doesn't expect the unexpected.
He knows the unexpected.
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At the age of 17, Chuck Norris was fired from his job in a car factory because he roundhouse-kicked a car in half.
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Chuck Norris doesn't go to therapy, therapy goes to Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris plays the game Clue, the answer is always everyone in every room with a roundhouse kick!
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Thomas Edson made a shadow on a paper that Chuck Norris was reading, then Thomas Edson decided to create the electric light.
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Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
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