Joke #6368

Chuck Norris once beat the sun at a staring contest.
Vote:
has 51.13 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.
Vote:
has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Night time... when Chuck Norris tells the sun it's time for bed.
Vote:
has 73.87 % from 157 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
Chuck Norris ate once at Hard Rock Cafe. It's now called Shakey's.
Vote:
has 47.46 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, food
Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.
Vote:
has 58.58 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris saw the Invisible Man.
Vote:
has 67.52 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Do you know why Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow? You just don't follow him that close!
Vote:
has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
Vote:
has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Motley Crue released a new song called "Roundhouse Kickstart My Heart" dedicated to Chuck Norris. It will be number one in the top 40 forever.
Vote:
has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris can rotate text in MS Paint.
Vote:
has 32.82 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, technology
Chuck Norris doesn't buy life insurance, life buys Chuck insurance.
Vote:
has 49.36 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life