Chuck Norris once beat the sun at a staring contest.
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Chuck Norris once stuck a fork in a toaster and the toaster got electrocuted.
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Chuck Norris can get a touchdown in baseball.
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Chuck Norris can kiss his own elbow, both at the same time.
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Chuck Norris sky dives without a parachute.
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Chuck Norris' beard can etch a sketch a picture of chuck killing a man.
When the last line is drawn, that man dies!
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If Chuck Norris were a substance, he would abuse you.
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When you break a leg it is actually not your leg that is broken.
It´s Chuck Norris´s leg.
He owns everything including you and your pityful leg.
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Chuck Norris is the only person to know pi, because when he puts it into the calculator, the calculator doesn't dare give him only part of it.
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Chuck Norris can cross all Seven Bridges of Konigsberg, making all the current laws of Math, obsolete.
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Chuck Norris can wipe rainwater from inside his car.
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