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Chuck Norris once beat the sun at a staring contest.
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Chuck Norris thinks that anyone who can't survive cranial impact with a steam hammer simply isn't making an effort.
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The only difference between nunchucks and the legs of Chuck Norris is that wood eventually breaks.
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Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.
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