Chuck Norris once beat the sun at a staring contest.
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When Chuck Norris plays the game Clue, the answer is always everyone in every room with a roundhouse kick!
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The universe expands because the stars believe this way will be safer from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris cannot only accelerate beyond the speed of light.
He can also accelerate beyond the speed of dark.
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When Chuck Norris donates blood, he gives twenty gallons.
None of it is his own.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do steroids, steroids do Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris never needs help, help needs Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris owns the gold color at the end of the rainbow.
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Chuck Norris once saw a video that takes 24 hours to watch...
He saw it 3 times a day.
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When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror, he gets jealous.
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Chuck Norris can finish a Super Mario game with just one arrow key.
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