Chuck Norris once beat the sun at a staring contest.
All of Chuck Norris's opinions can be proven with science.
You don't invite Chuck Norris. He invites himself.
Wherever you go, Chuck Norris will already be there.
In the late 80's When Michael Jackson first met Chuck Norris he turned white.
There will never be a zombie apocalypse, because when Chuck Norris bites zombies, they turn back into humans.
Chuck Norris is not impressed with your facts...
No sense in playing Clue with Chuck Norris, we know it was Chuck Norris with a roundhouse kick in any room.
Chuck Norris can make a stop sign say go.
Cocaine is Addicted to Chuck Norris.
The first thing James Cameron saw when he reached the Challenger Deep was Chuck Norris snorkeling down to test his new watch.