Chuck Norris once beat the sun at a staring contest.
Chuck Norris doesn't expect the unexpected. He knows the unexpected.
“The Day the Earth Stood Still” is based off the one day in Earth’s history when Chuck Norris slept.
Chuck Norris went to every planet in the galaxy. That is why there is no life on any of them.
If Chuck Norris was a spartan the movie would be called "1".
Superman's weakness is kryptonite, kryptonite's weakness is Chuck Norris.
If it were true that you are what you eat. Then you are about to be a roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris thinks that anyone who can't survive cranial impact with a steam hammer simply isn't making an effort.
The only difference between nunchucks and the legs of Chuck Norris is that wood eventually breaks.
Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.
Chuck Norris can play a whole note in 3/4 time.