Chuck Norris can punch your thoughts and give you a headache.
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When Chuck Norris pours a bowl of Rice Krispies, they shut the hell up!
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What's the last thing that goes through your mind when you fight Chuck Norris?
His foot.
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Chuck Norris helps little old ladies cross the street...
Bad guys get kicked to the curb!
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Chuck Norris gave Black Ops a thumbs up and people at Microsoft a roundhouse kick in the face. Suck it Microsoft.
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Chuck Norris had never escape from jail.
Jail escapes from Chuck Norris.
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The earth doesn't revolve around the sun.
It's the sun that revolves around Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
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What do you spell if you rearrange the letters in Chuck Norris's name.
Nothing, because you can't mess with Chuck Norris.
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When raining, Chuck Norris doesn't need an umbrella , he can dodge the rain drops.
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Chuck Norris can say never.
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