Chuck Norris can punch your thoughts and give you a headache.
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Chuck Norris made a statue bleed.
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Chuck Norris is a man of few words.
Chuck Norris is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face.
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Lehman Brothers owed Chuck Norris a fiver.
When he asked for payback, well, you know the rest.
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There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
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Q: What does Superman, Batman, and Ironman have in common?
A: When they were kids they wanted to be Chuck Norris
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When you come to a road that says "ONE WAY", that mean Chuck Norris is the other way.
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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Wagner is really Chuck Norris!
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Chuck Norris' keyboad has no delete key.
Chuck Norris never makes a mistake!
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In the late 80's When Michael Jackson first met Chuck Norris he turned white.
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