Chuck Norris can punch your thoughts and give you a headache.
When Chuck Norris eats dinner at a restaurant, the wait staff tips him.
Chuck Norris told his iPhone 2g it was a iPhone 4. He can now multi task and use face time.
Chuck Norris can send you a roundhouse kick by E-Mail.
Sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris gets a the highest score possible on Wii Fit by sitting down.
Chuck Norris walked into a bar. "OUCH!" said the bar.
Chuck Norris is the ghost in paranormal activity.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a Facebook, he has a Fistbook... No one's his friend.
Chuck Norris once got his arm stuck in a canyon. After 5 days of pain and agony, Chuck Norris had to amputate the canyon. It was a tough choice...
Chuck Norris can make a turtle go faster.