Chuck Norris can punch your thoughts and give you a headache.
When Chuck Norris' dreams come true, your worst nightmares begin.
Chuck Norris can text using a rotary phone.
Chuck Norris needs no introduction, but if you need an introduction, you need Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris didn't survive the first night in Minecraft, the first night survived Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.
Chuck Norris sleeps until he tells the sun to get up.
Chuck Norris abducts aliens.
When Chuck Norris walks into a room, the mice jump on chairs.
Chuck norris can eat chicken tonight tomorow.
Chuck Norris beat Super Mario Galaxie 2 in the big dipper... before Nintendo was invented.