Chuck Norris can punch your thoughts and give you a headache.
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Chuck Norris can play Pokemon Go on his landline.
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Willy Wonka gave an everlasting gobstopper to Chuck Norris.
The flavor lasted 2.3 seconds.
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Originally Chuck Norris was in the cast of "The Expendables" but the movie was only 3 seconds long because there was nothing left to kill.
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Never tell Chuck Norris he lost the game because he will make you lose the game then roundhouse kick you in the face making you lose twice.
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Chuck Norris once rolled a dice.
It landed on tails.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.
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Chuck Norris has found what U2 are looking for.
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Chuck Norris is the only man who can put M&M's in alphabetical order.
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Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.
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