Chuck Norris can punch your thoughts and give you a headache.
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According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
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People say that time heals all wounds.
They obviously never got roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris
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Prisons don’t keep society safe from criminals.
Prisons keep criminals safe from Chuck Norris, for now.
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You can lead a horse to water, but Chuck Norris can make it drink.
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How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do?
All of them.
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Suicide committed Chuck Norris.
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If you are stuck on a test and you don't know the answer to a question, write in Chuck Norris.
The answer is always Chuck Norris.
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He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword.
He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum.
Chuck Norris chews tin foil.
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Chuck Norris can have his cake and eat yours too.
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