Chuck Norris can punch your thoughts and give you a headache.
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Freddy Krueger sleeps with his mom every night because he is scared of Chuck Norris!
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Q: How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None. Chuck Norris can see in the dark.
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Chuck Norris can speak Spanish in three different languages.
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Fear of Chuck Norris is called logic.
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer.
Too bad he has never cried.
Ever.
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There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board.
It is now known as titanic
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The Titanic didn't sink by an ice burg, Chuck Norris was doing the back stroke across the Atlantic.
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When Chuck Norris works out, he doesn't sweat.
His body cries.
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