Hipsters hate rivers.
Too mainstream.
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Q: Why are farmers cooler than Hipsters?
A: Farmers can go a day without their Pitchfork
If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, a hipster will buy it on vinyl.
Q: What do you get if you cross a fridge and a hipster playlist?
A: Cool music!
Q: How many hipsters does it take to flush a toilet?
A: You can't touch that toilet, it's art.
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Q: How much does a hipster weigh?
A: An instagram
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I farted in a room of hipsters and I watched them fight each other over who heard it first.
Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: You wouldn't know, it's kind of an obscure number.
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I'm so hipster, even I've never heard of my favorite band.
