Hipsters hate rivers. Too mainstream.
Q: How do you drown a hipster? A: In the mainstream.
Q: What do you get if you cross a fridge and a hipster playlist? A: Cool music!
I farted in a room of hipsters and I watched them fight each other over who heard it first.
Q: How many hipsters can you get into a phone booth? A: One, any more and it would be too mainstream.
Q: Why do hipsters love using the subway? A: Because its underground.
Q: Why did the hipster leave his oceanside mansion? A: It was too current.
Q: Why did the hipster burn his tongue? A: Because he ate his food before it was cool.
Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Dude, the light bulb was cooler before it changed.
Q: How many hipsters does it take to flush a toilet? A: You can't touch that toilet, it's art.
Q: How did the wanna-be-hipster die? A: Trying to cross the mainstream!