Hipsters hate rivers. Too mainstream.
Q: You know what would make America great again? A: If we kept the Mexicans and deported the hipsters.
Q: Why did Hitler hate golf? A: Because he ended up in the bunker.
Hipsters wear jackets in the summer, before it's cool.
Q: Why do hipsters love ice? A: Because ice was water before it was cool.
Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: An instagram
Q: Why did the hipster float down the tributary? A: Because the river was too mainstream.
Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: You wouldn't know, it's kind of an obscure number.
Q: Why did the hipster burn his tongue? A: Because he ate his food before it was cool.
Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One to screw it in and the other to wear skinny jeans.
Kind of surprised hipsters haven't started tying their beard's in man buns yet.