James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator.
However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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If Chuck Norris were an Adam's Apple, he'd be in your throat right now.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to mow his lawn, He dares the grass to grow.
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Chuck Norris can buy priceless moments. At a discount price.
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The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
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When Chuck Norris is in Rome, they do what he does.
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Chuck Norris shot a man to death with an unloaded nerf gun.
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How much white out does Chuck Norris use?
Don't be silly - Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
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