James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.
Chuck Norris gave Black Ops a thumbs up and people at Microsoft a roundhouse kick in the face. Suck it Microsoft.
Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris knows no fear but fear has been known to hide from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has an Xbox Live account. On Playstation
Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme play tug a war with live annacondas.
A rattle snake bit Chuck Norris in the leg and the snake died instantly!
Chuck Norris can hit you so hard your blood will bleed.