James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
If Chuck Norris is defusing a bomb and has a choice of red wire, yellow wire and green wire, he chooses blue.
Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
Chuck Norris can run a full marathon in just 3 miles.
This Christmas, Santa is sending a message to the naughty children to stop being bad. He stuffing their stocking with Chuck Norris!
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
Chuck Norris can create tornados by running around in circles.
Anybody can outdo the impossible, but nobody can outdo Chuck Norris.
Bill Gates lives in fear Chuck Norris' PC will crash.
Chuck Norris can hear your text messages.
Chuck Norris goes on Jeopardy and doesn't answer in the form of a question.