James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.
Chuck Norris can strike the same lightning twice.
Chuck Norris got a flame and froze it.
Chuck Norris can play a PS3 with a Super Nintendo controller, and it works!
Chuck Norris once walked into my house and I was fined for trespassing.
Chuck Norris brings his fists to gunfights.
Once upon a time, Chuck Norris moved a Mack truck out of his way. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
Chuck Norris found the end of a rainbow. The leprachuan said he couldn't have the gold. So he roundhouse kicked him in the face.
Chuck Norris can unlock a hairpin with a door.
Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.