James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator.
However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Vote:
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean.
The tsunamis were killing people.
Vote:
Chuck Norris can blow up things, without a bomb.
Vote:
Voldemort once ran into Chuck Norris.
He is now known as Harry Potter.
Vote:
A watched kettle never boils... unless Chuck Norris is doing the watching, in which case it explodes.
Vote:
Chuck Norris once killed a man in New York while practicing Bruce Lee's one inch punch...
Chuck Norris was in San Franscisco at the time.
Vote:
Chuck Norris does not cleanse himself with your everyday shower.
He uses Meteor Showers.
Vote:
Chuck Norris once saw Spiderman on a wall and then folded his newspaper.
Vote:
Chuck Norris is the only one who doesn't have to tell PayPal to switch the funding source to his credit card.
Vote:
The goal of life is living in agreement with Chuck Norris.
Vote:
Chuck Norris knows who's buried in Grant's Tomb.
Vote: