James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator.
However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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The result was the Great Depression.
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The direction he is heading is ALWAYS the right direction.
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