James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator.
However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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Chuck Norris Streams Netflix on his VCR.
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Where does the devil go when he dies?
He goes to Chuck Norris for an eternity of roundhouse kicks.
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Chuck Norris once ran on the treadmil.
It couldn't keep up.
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A lion once put his head inside the mouth of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once broke the land bike speed record with a bike with a lost chain and a missing back wheel.
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The original CBS Survivor series was filmed in Chuck's mansion.
No episode aired, as no one survived.
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Chuck Norris eats gummy bears and shits out grizzly bears.
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Iran reveals a plan to test its first Chuck Norris within a week.
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Chuck Norris puts ice cube trays in the cupboard, and he gets ice.
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Chuck Norris once threw out the first pitch at a NASCAR race.
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