James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
If you say Chuck Norris' name in Mongolia, the people there will roundhouse kick you in his honor. Their kick will be followed by the REAL roundhouse delivered by none other than Norris himself.
Earth is not spinning around the sun. The sun is just desperately trying to keep a distance to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris believes in victim's rights. His victims have the right to dig their own graves before he kills them.
Chuck Norris destroyed all life in a place called Happy Valley. We know it today as Death Valley.
Chuck Norris made a mistake once and it corrected itself.
When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
"Between a rock and a hard place" refers to Chuck Norris' fists.
Chuck Norris can tie your hands behind your back with both hands tied behind his back.
Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
Once Chuck Norris attempted to punch through a brick wall, but the brick wall crumbled in fear.