Golfer: "Well caddy, do you like my game?"
Caddy: "Very good, sir! But personally I prefer golf."
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The Winter Olympics.
Letting white people win at sports no one else can afford to learn.
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Son: "Dad.. I'm not watching porn, that is Maria Sharapova playing Tennis!"
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My yoga instructor says I need to work on my breathing.
But I mean, 41 years, still alive.
I kinda got it.
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A: Because there's not a fan in the place.
Golfer: "Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake."
Caddy: "I don't think you can keep your head down that long."
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Answer: Shorten the chain.
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I told my girlfriend I had a job in a bowling alley.. She said "Tenpin?"
I said, "No, permanent."
An American businessman is on a business trip in Japan and hires a hooker.
The whole night, this Japanese hooker keeps screaming: "Hoshimota! Hoshimota!"
He can't quite remember what the word means, but he's sure he's pleased the hooker to best of his ability. The next morning, he goes to play a game of golf with his Japanese business partner when he makes a hole-in-one.
Everyone is congratulating him in Japanese and he can't think anything to say but "HOSHIMOTA!"
Concerned, his partner turns to him
"What do you mean it's in the wrong hole?"