It’s not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn’t have the balls to do it.
One guy says to a bald guy "Your hair ran away to find someone with a brain."
Why can't single women fart? They don't get an asshole till they get married.
What's the quickest way to lose 190 pounds of ugly fat? Divorce him.
What is gross stupidity? 144 men in one room.
Two young men who had just graduated from university climbed into a taxi wearing their graduation gowns. "Are you graduates from the city university?" asked the cab driver. "Yes, sir," they announced proudly. "Class of "99." The cabbie extended his hand. "Class of "67."
Boy: "You know unlike all these other guys, I can make you really happy" Girl: "Why are you leaving?"
What's the difference between Big Foot and an intelligent man? Big Foot's been spotted several times.
Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
Q. Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? A. Breasts don't have eyes.
How can you tell the difference between men's real gifts and their guilt gifts? Guilt gifts are nicer.