It’s not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn’t have the balls to do it.
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Three men were walking along in the forest when they were captured by a group of cannibals.
The king of the cannibals gives the three men a challenge "If you complete this challenge, you will go free, if not we will eat you."
The three men, not wanting to die, agree to hear the challenge.
"You most go in to the forest and pick out 10 of any fruit you find, bring those fruits back here" the king says.
The three men head out in search of their fruit.
The first man comes back with 10 apples in his hands, happy as can be.
The king then says "You must shove those 10 apples up your butt without making a sound."
The man reluctantly agrees to try.
He gets the first one up without a sound, but screams in agony on the second and is killed and eaten.
The second man comes back with 10 grapes in his hand.
Again the king states the challenge.
The 10 fruit up the ass, without any sound.
This is going to be easy he thinks.
He gets through the first 9 without a single sound.
Just as he is about to shove the 10th grape up he bursts out in laughter.
He is killed immediately.
The second guy still laughing meets the first guy up in heaven.
The first guy says, "What's so funny? You could have still been alive!"
He replies "I saw our buddy coming back with 10 pineapples and a huge smile."
Q: What would men do if they had breasts?
A: They'd stay at home and play with them all day.
How are men like diplomas?
You spend lots of time getting one, but once you
have it, you don't know what to do with it.
The Perfect Man:
- wakes up at 5 am everyday
- exercises everyday
- makes his own bed
- cleans his room
- works sincerely
- does not touch alcohol
- helps in the kitchen
- does not indulge in night life
- always punctual
- prays daily
- hits the bed at 9 pm sharp
Such a perfect man can only be found in jail.
Q. What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?
A. They're married.
Q:How many divorced men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A:None, the sockets go with the house.
Vote:
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
Who knows? - It hasn't happened yet!!
Q: How do you piss off a man?
A: Stand on his back and piss.
Vote:
Did you hear about the man who spent too much of his company's money on Viagra?
Now he's hard up.