On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
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The reason Tom Cruise runs in all his movies is because he's running the hell away from Chuck Norris.
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The phrase "Just a second" comes from the time it takes for Chuck Norris to heat up a cup of coffee... with his breath.
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Chuck Norris had to write a story on bravery he got a A+ for writting his name.
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Chuck Norris has only used the 'Total Gym' twice in his life.
When his eyes are open - and when they are closed.
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Chuck Norris knows who let the dogs out.
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You might kill two birds with one stone, but Chuck Norris kills two stones with one bird.
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Chuck Norris went up the creek without a paddle... or a canoe.
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Chuck Norris can headbutt himself in the face.
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Chuck Norris was in all the Star Wars movies, he played the force.
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Do you know why Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow?
You just don't follow him that close!
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