On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
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I hate Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes.
He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.
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When Clark Kent goes into a phonebooth, Superman comes out.
When Chuck Norris goes into a phone booth, it explodes and Chuck walks away.
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Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
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Someone asked Chuck Norris to climb Mount Everest.
After his 10th endeavor, he wrote a book.
"Ten Different Ways to Climb Mount Everest"
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Dante's Inferno is based on a Nature Walk Chuck Norris once took.
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Chuck norris sneezes bullets at people.
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Chuck Norris kicked the world once, it hasn't stopped spinning.
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Chuck Norris cleans his teeth with a dentists drill.
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