On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
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If Chuck Norris was a villian in a video game, you'll never win.
But if he was the hero, it's unplayable; because no one controls Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris keyboard doesn't need a delete button.
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Sticks and stones may break your bones, but Chuck Norris' glare will liquify your kidney.
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Chuck Norris doesn't check under his bed for monsters, monsters check on top of the bed to see if Chuck Norris is sleeping.
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The cake is a lie, Chuck Norris is THE TRUTH.
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Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass.
At night.
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Chuck Norris once took a CPR class, this way he can kill you, revive you, and kill you again.
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Crest fights cavities, Chuck Norris kills them.
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Chuck Norris once raced light.
He is still waiting for it to catch up.
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Chuck Norris can see at least 3 extra colors.
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