On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
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Chuck Norris like life... lucky her.
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Two halves make a whole.
Two wholes make Chuck Norris.
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If Chuck Norris is defusing a bomb and has a choice of red wire, yellow wire and green wire, he chooses blue.
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