On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
Chuck Norris plays Scrabble with numbers. And wins.
Chuck Norris can make same magnet polarities stick together.
Curiosity didn't kill the cat. Chuck Norris did.
Chuck Norris is so strong, he can punch a hole through thin air.
Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
Chuck Norris has clicked the unclickable button... twice
In Radiant Spirits, Solari's body temprature is 120 degrees. Chuck Norris's body temprature is about 151 degrees.
There is no backspace button on Chuck Norris' keyboard. Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
Chuck Norris doesn't get drunk. He simply lowers his IQ to yours.