On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
Chuck Norris found the fountain of youth, but...he wasn't thirsty.
Chuck Norris doesnt' walk away from explosions, explosions walk away from Chuck Norris.
A total eclipse won't look directly at Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't give warnings. He doesn't have to, you should already know.
The world ends on December 21st, 2012. Only because that's when Chuck Norris masters the Falco Punch.
Chuck Norris has a daugter: Jason Bourne.
Chuck Norris asked his script writer for more dialogue and the script writer said "Chuck you mean more grunting?"
The reason everything is better in Texas is because Chuck Norris said so.
Chuck Norris sleeps until he tells the sun to get up.
With just two toothpicks, a lightbulb, and his RoundHouse Kick, Chuck Norris can override the Pentagon's computer system.