On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
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Chuck Norris won the Boston marathon in New York.
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Chuck Norris takes care of his guardian angel.
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Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices.
But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
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If you make a list of 10 things Chuck Norris cannot do, he will appear at your house and perform them all.
Your life may be forfeit.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger always says he'll be back.
But Chuck Norris always handles things the first time
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Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
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When raining, Chuck Norris doesn't need an umbrella , he can dodge the rain drops.
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If you carefully examine your health insurance policy, you will see that there is no cover for "Chuck Norris related incidents".
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Chuck Norris once broke the law... with his fists.
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Chuck Norris once cried just to see what it was like.
The end result was the creation of life.
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