On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
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Chuck Norris roundhoused some wannabe cop named Agent Sasevel so hard that it rearranged the letters of his name to Steven Seagal.
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Chuck Norris' feminine side is manlier than the manliest man's manly side.
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When Chuck Norris drives a Lamborghini, people assume the Llamborghini is compensating for something.
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Chuck Norris called McDonald's through the television.
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When Chuck Norris punches someone in the stomach they get hit in the back of the head.
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Chuck Norris could play cd-based games on his Nintendo 64.
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Whenever Chuck Norris rolls a 6 sided dice, he always rolls a 7.
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Chuck Norris did the blue whale challenge.
By the 50th day, his instructor had jumped off the building.
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The Earth was flat until Chuck Norris looked in it's direction...then it rolled up into a ball.
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