People sell their souls to the devil.
The devil sells his soul to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
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Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability.
Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse-kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back.
The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming.
They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
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July 4th is Independence day.
And the day Chuck Norris was born.
Coincidence? I think not.
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The reason the Holy Grail has never been recovered is because nobody is brave enough to ask Chuck Norris to give up his favourite coffee mug.
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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there.
In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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Aliens do exist.
They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.
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Somebody said that Chuck sucks, since then their severed head with many foot marks have been found...
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