People sell their souls to the devil.
The devil sells his soul to Chuck Norris.
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If you say Chuck Norris' name in Mongolia, the people there will roundhouse kick you in his honor.
Their kick will be followed by the REAL roundhouse delivered by none other than Norris himself.
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Chuck Norris can beatbox with a triangle.
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Chuck Norris.
Well thats all you need to know.
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One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart.
The clerk told him to have a nice day.
The next day the clerk was found dead.
The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why.
He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
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Evolution's driving mechanism is nature's desperate attempt to escape Chuck Norris.
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Before Chuck Norris can register as a soldier, all wars suddenly end.
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Only once in history has Chuck Norris snapped his fingers, scientists call it The Big Bang.
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Chuck Norris won a marathon on a treadmill.
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Chuck Norris hates Raymond.
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When Chuck Norris donates blood, he gives twenty gallons.
None of it is his own.
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