Joke #8437

People sell their souls to the devil. The devil sells his soul to Chuck Norris.
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There is a way to kill Chuck Norris, it is... Sorry, the person typing this just had his head bashed in by a roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.
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