People sell their souls to the devil.
The devil sells his soul to Chuck Norris.
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When somebody is all up in your face, just be glad that that someone is NOT Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris pokes you on Facebook, you die.
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Chuck Norris once gave a man the Hiemlich Manuever.
That man still holds the record for most bones broken.
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Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died.
The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible.
All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.
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Chuck Norris can blow up things, without a bomb.
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Chuck Norris solved Unsolved Mysteries.
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If Chuck Norris replaced Roy Scheider, the movie would have been known as Broken Jaws, and would have only lasted 12 minutes.
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Chuck Norris always knows where x is.
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