People sell their souls to the devil. The devil sells his soul to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can spell the longest word in the English language with only three letters.
Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them
15 years ago I started a burping contest with Chuck Norris... who had the longest? I don't know he is still busy.
Chuck Norris doesn't submit his own facts because Chuck Norris doesn't submit, period.
I got a tattoo of Chuck Norris on my own leg... now it won't stop roundhouse kicking me in the face.
Justin Bieber has Chuck Norris fever!
Chuck Norris can scratch sandpaper.
Chuck Norris can win an argument with his wife.
The cake is a lie, Chuck Norris is THE TRUTH.