People sell their souls to the devil. The devil sells his soul to Chuck Norris.
There are no bombs, Chuck Norris just jumps out of a helicopter and punches the ground.
Chuck Norris has a Roundhouse Kick button on his Facebook page, and when he deletes a friend they actually die.
Nuclear weapons were discovered after a failed attempt to harness the power of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once joined the Army. That's how the motto, "An Army of One" was created.
The saddest moment for a child is not when he learns Santa Claus isn't real. It's when he learns Chuck Norris is.
Chuck Norris stared at the sun... the sun went blind.
Chuck Norris is the only man to punch a cyclops between the eyes.
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep with a teddy bear. He sleeps with a real bear.
There is a way to kill Chuck Norris, it is... Sorry, the person typing this just had his head bashed in by a roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.