People sell their souls to the devil. The devil sells his soul to Chuck Norris.
The hardest known subsatance in the universe is Chuck Norris's will.
Chuck Norris can land a multi-hit combo with only one punch.
Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg was recently hospitalize, because Chuck Norris poked him.
You can't win a starring contest with Chuck Norris becuase when you look in to his eyes you see hell starring right back at you.
The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.
When Chuck crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
Chuck Norris puts the 'laughter' in 'manslaughter'.
Chuck Norris knows who's buried in Grant's Tomb.
The first time Chuck Norris won a game of poker was when his apponant reaveled his full house; then Chuck Norris reaveled his roundhouse.
Chuck norris was born on May 6 1945. De Nazi surrenderd on May 7 1945.