The best jokes about men

What's a man's idea of honesty in a relationship? Telling you his real name.
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: men, relationship
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
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has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: men
Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminating hunger. What do men dream of? Being stuck in an elevator with the Doublemint twins.
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has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: men, women
Stupid? He wanted to be a farmer. So he studied pharmacy.
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has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: men
What should you give a man who has everything? A woman to show him how to work it
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has 49.30 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: men, women
There are 5 birds in a tree. A hunter shoots 2 of them dead. How many birds are left? 2 birds. The other 3 fly away!
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has 49.12 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: men
Something Special For His Birthday It was Jim's birthday, and he was considered to be an "old man" by his friends standards. So, to liven him up a bit, Jim's friends decided to give him something special for his birthday. They bought him a hooker. The call girl, as she preferred to be called, went to his house and knocked on the door. When Jim answered, she said "Hi I'm your birthday present!" Startled, he asked "What am I supposed to do with you?" "I'm yours for super sex," she answers. So Jim replied "Well, I'm 75 years old so I'll have the soup."
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: men
They put one man on the moon. Why can’t they put them all there?
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Why do female black widow spiders kill the males after mating? To stop the snoring before it starts.
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, death, men
Why are men like laxatives? They can irritate the s**t out of you.
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has 48.02 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: men
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