The best jokes about men

A man walks into a bar and says "I just got back from the battered woman's shelter, and boy are my arms tired." Everyone laughed. The man sat at the end of the bar drinking alone. He was proud of the fine craftsmanship of the shelves he put up in the shelter's pantry, regardless of what others may think.
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A couple who drove their car to K-Mart only to have their car breakdown in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car. The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment she dutifully stepped forward and tucked everything back into place. On regaining her feet she looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by. The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his head.
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Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminating hunger. What do men dream of? Being stuck in an elevator with the Doublemint twins.
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Q: What is difference between man and Superman? A: Man wears underwear under the trouser and superman wears it over the trouser.
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Q: Why is it jewish men won't go down on a woman? A: Too close to the gas chamber.
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What is the difference between a man and E.T.? E.T. phoned home.
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Stupid? He wanted to be a farmer. So he studied pharmacy.
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Did you hear about the man who won the gold medal at the Olympics? He had it bronzed.
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Why are blonde jokes so short? So men can remember them.
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Q: How does a man show he is planning for the future? A: He buys two cases of beer.
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