Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?
Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.
This french guy he wants to learn English.
So one day he goes to an airport to learn "take off".
Then he goes to the zoo to learn "zebra".
Then he goes to the hospital "baby"
So one day he walks up too a hot girl on a beach in a bikini and he said "Take off zebra baby" (take off the bra baby).
There are 5 birds in a tree.
A hunter shoots 2 of them dead.
How many birds are left?
2 birds.
The other 3 fly away!
Why can't single women fart?
They don't get an asshole till they get married.
Q: How does a man show he is planning for the future?
A: He buys two cases of beer.
Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are beautiful.
If guys had they periods, they would compare the size of their tampons.
Q. Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A. Breasts don't have eyes.
Q. What do you call a sensitive, intelligent man?
A. An oxymoron.
They put one man on the moon.
Why can’t they put them all there?