The best jokes about men

Q: What do you call a man who run a cross the road and roll in the dirt then run back across? A: A double dirty crosser.
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has 49.30 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: dirty, men, travel
There are 5 birds in a tree. A hunter shoots 2 of them dead. How many birds are left? 2 birds. The other 3 fly away!
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has 49.30 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: men
A woman went shopping. She walks to checkout counter and then the salesman packs all her groceries: milk, cheese, orange juice, half of bread, bar of soap, toothpaste... All of a sudden the salesman asks her: "You're single, aren't you?" A bit surprised woman smiles and answers: "That's right, but how did you guessed that?" "Because you're so ugly."
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: men
Men are like.....Laxatives. They irritate the shit out of you.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: men
Why do men name their penises? Because they want to be on a first-name basis with the one who makes all their decisions.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: men
Why are men like laxatives? They can irritate the s**t out of you.
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has 48.02 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: men
Husband: What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? Wife: Turn sideways and look in the mirror.
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has 48.02 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: men
There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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has 48.02 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: men
How does a man save a woman from being attacked on the street at night? He controls himself.
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has 48.02 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: men
Did you hear about the man who won the gold medal at the Olympics? He had it bronzed.
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has 48.02 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: men, sport
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