Q: What do you call a man who run a cross the road and roll in the dirt then run back across? A: A double dirty crosser.
There are 5 birds in a tree. A hunter shoots 2 of them dead. How many birds are left? 2 birds. The other 3 fly away!
Q: There is a $100 bill sitting in the middle of a 4 way intersection, at one side there is a man hating dike, at another side, there is Santa, at another side there is the Easter Bunny, and at the las side there is a man loving lesbian. Who gets the $100 bill? A: The man hating dike because all others are a figure of your imagination.
Eleven people were hanging on a rope under a helicopter, ten men and one woman. The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one has to drop off, otherwise they are all going to fall. They were not able to choose that person, but then the woman made a very touching speech. She said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope, because as woman she was used to giving up everything for her husband and kids, and for men in general, without ever getting anything in return. As soon as she finished her speech, all the men started clapping their hands.
Men are like.....Laxatives. They irritate the shit out of you.
Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are beautiful.
Why do men name their penises? Because they want to be on a first-name basis with the one who makes all their decisions.
Why are men like laxatives? They can irritate the s**t out of you.
What's the difference between a man and an ox? Fifteen pounds and a six-pack.
How does a man save a woman from being attacked on the street at night? He controls himself.