The best jokes about men

Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
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has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: car, dog, marriage, men, women
A man walks into a bar and says "Ow!" A second man walks into the same bar. You would think after the first one hit it, the second one would have seen it coming.
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has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: men
If guys had they periods, they would compare the size of their tampons.
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has 47.21 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: dirty, men
One guy says to a bald guy "Your hair ran away to find someone with a brain."
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has 46.87 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: insulting, mean, men, stupid
"What is a man's idea of a balanced diet?" "A Budweiser in each hand!"
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has 46.76 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, men
Ones the bus was full of people. A man looks at a lovely girl, she looks at him, he smiled, she did so, he told her get off at the next station, she did, he took her place.
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: men
Something Special For His Birthday It was Jim's birthday, and he was considered to be an "old man" by his friends standards. So, to liven him up a bit, Jim's friends decided to give him something special for his birthday. They bought him a hooker. The call girl, as she preferred to be called, went to his house and knocked on the door. When Jim answered, she said "Hi I'm your birthday present!" Startled, he asked "What am I supposed to do with you?" "I'm yours for super sex," she answers. So Jim replied "Well, I'm 75 years old so I'll have the soup."
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has 46.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: men
Stupid? He wanted to be a farmer. So he studied pharmacy.
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has 46.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: men
What is the difference between a man and E.T.? E.T. phoned home.
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has 46.10 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: men
If women knew what men were really thinking, they'd never stop slapping them.
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has 46.10 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: men
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