The best jokes about men

A man rushes out of his wife's hospital room. "Doctor, doctor -- my wife's been in a coma for several months, but when I just touched her left breast, she sighed!" "That's very encouraging," says the doctor. "Go back and touch her right breast. See if she reacts." A few minutes later, the man rushes out again: "Doctor, she moaned!" "Very good," says the doctor. "Now try oral sex. She should certainly react to that!" Five minutes later, the man comes out back out, white as a sheet. "Doctor -- she died." "No! What happened?" the doctor exclaims. "Well, doc," the man says tearfully, "she choked."
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Why is it dangerous to tell the husband to go and change the son? Two hours later he comes back with a baby girl.
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They put one man on the moon. Why can’t they put them all there?
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Why do men like love at first sight? It saves them a lot of time.
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What is the difference between a man and E.T.? E.T. phoned home.
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Two hunters shot a deer, and were dragging him to the car by the hind leg, which was difficult because the other legs kept snagging in the brush. "Chet, I've got an idea, I think we are doing this wrong. Let's try dragging him by the horns, like we were advised by the ammo-store salesman." "OK," says Ivan. After a while, Ivan says, "I think this is a lot better because his legs fold up and don't get caught in the brush, but we seem to be getting farther from the car."
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Did you hear about the man who won the gold medal at the Olympics? He had it bronzed.
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Q: How does a man show he is planning for the future? A: He buys two cases of beer.
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Men are like.....Laxatives. They irritate the shit out of you.
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Why does the stupid man put ice in his condom? To keep the swelling down.
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