Stupid? He wanted to be a farmer. So he studied pharmacy.
Did you hear about the man who won the gold medal at the Olympics? He had it bronzed.
Q: How does a man show he is planning for the future? A: He buys two cases of beer.
Why is it good that there are female astronauts? When the crew gets lost in space, the woman will ask for directions.
Men are like.....Laxatives. They irritate the shit out of you.
A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts." The doctor asks, "What do you mean?" The man says, "When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. If I touch my knee - OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts." The doctor says, "I know what's wrong with you. You've broken your finger!"
Why does the stupid man put ice in his condom? To keep the swelling down.
Why do men name their penises? Because they want to be on a first-name basis with the one who makes all their decisions.
Three men are sitting at a campfire telling stories about their great endeavors. The first man talked about how to sucked out the venom of a snake and sucked it up with 50 degree alcohol. The second man called it a circus trick as he has gotten 3 gunshots towards the chest and he but the guns in half. They looked at the third guy wanting to hear his story. Only to see him stroking his cock with the glowing hot coals.
One day a man and a giraffe go to a pub they have a couple of drinks then on their way out the giraffe falls over and blocks the door the bar. Man says "you can leave that lion here." The man said "it's not a lion its a giraffe you idiot."