They put one man on the moon. Why can’t they put them all there?
What is the difference between a man and E.T.? E.T. phoned home.
Two hunters shot a deer, and were dragging him to the car by the hind leg, which was difficult because the other legs kept snagging in the brush. "Chet, I've got an idea, I think we are doing this wrong. Let's try dragging him by the horns, like we were advised by the ammo-store salesman." "OK," says Ivan. After a while, Ivan says, "I think this is a lot better because his legs fold up and don't get caught in the brush, but we seem to be getting farther from the car."
Did you hear about the man who won the gold medal at the Olympics? He had it bronzed.
Q: Why is it jewish men won't go down on a woman? A: Too close to the gas chamber.
Q: How does a man show he is planning for the future? A: He buys two cases of beer.
Men are like.....Laxatives. They irritate the shit out of you.
Why does the stupid man put ice in his condom? To keep the swelling down.
Why do men name their penises? Because they want to be on a first-name basis with the one who makes all their decisions.
Why are blonde jokes so short? So men can remember them.