The best jokes about men

They put one man on the moon. Why can’t they put them all there?
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has 46.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: men
What is the difference between a man and E.T.? E.T. phoned home.
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has 46.10 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: men
Two hunters shot a deer, and were dragging him to the car by the hind leg, which was difficult because the other legs kept snagging in the brush. "Chet, I've got an idea, I think we are doing this wrong. Let's try dragging him by the horns, like we were advised by the ammo-store salesman." "OK," says Ivan. After a while, Ivan says, "I think this is a lot better because his legs fold up and don't get caught in the brush, but we seem to be getting farther from the car."
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has 46.10 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: men
Did you hear about the man who won the gold medal at the Olympics? He had it bronzed.
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has 46.10 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: men, sport
Q: Why is it jewish men won't go down on a woman? A: Too close to the gas chamber.
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has 46.00 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: black people, dirty, jewish, men, women
Q: How does a man show he is planning for the future? A: He buys two cases of beer.
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: beer, men
Men are like.....Laxatives. They irritate the shit out of you.
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: men
Why does the stupid man put ice in his condom? To keep the swelling down.
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: men, stupid
Why do men name their penises? Because they want to be on a first-name basis with the one who makes all their decisions.
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: men
Why are blonde jokes so short? So men can remember them.
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has 45.52 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: blonde, men
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