The best jokes about men

How does a man save a woman from being attacked on the street at night? He controls himself.
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has 48.02 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: men
Did you hear about the man who won the gold medal at the Olympics? He had it bronzed.
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has 48.02 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: men, sport
Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds? Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.
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has 47.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: men, stupid, women
Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
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has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: car, dog, marriage, men, women
Ones the bus was full of people. A man looks at a lovely girl, she looks at him, he smiled, she did so, he told her get off at the next station, she did, he took her place.
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: men
Stupid? He wanted to be a farmer. So he studied pharmacy.
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has 46.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: men
What is the difference between a man and E.T.? E.T. phoned home.
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has 46.10 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: men
If women knew what men were really thinking, they'd never stop slapping them.
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has 46.10 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: men
A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts." The doctor asks, "What do you mean?" The man says, "When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. If I touch my knee - OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts." The doctor says, "I know what's wrong with you. You've broken your finger!"
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: men
Q: Why are Christmas trees better than Men? A: Even the small ones give satisfaction.
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has 45.78 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, dirty, men, sex
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