The best jokes about men

What's the difference between a man and an ox? Fifteen pounds and a six-pack.
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has 48.02 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: men
Did you hear about the man who won the gold medal at the Olympics? He had it bronzed.
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has 48.02 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: men, sport
Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeders, a State Policeman sees a car puttering along at 22 miles per hour. He thinks to himself, "This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!" So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver...
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has 47.46 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: men
Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
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has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: car, dog, marriage, men, women
Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are beautiful.
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has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: men
If men got pregnant.... abortion would be available in convenience stores and drive-through windows.
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has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: men
Q: What do you call a man who run a cross the road and roll in the dirt then run back across? A: A double dirty crosser.
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has 47.21 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: dirty, men, travel
If guys had they periods, they would compare the size of their tampons.
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has 46.87 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: dirty, men
Ones the bus was full of people. A man looks at a lovely girl, she looks at him, he smiled, she did so, he told her get off at the next station, she did, he took her place.
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: men
One guy says to a bald guy "Your hair ran away to find someone with a brain."
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has 46.60 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: insulting, mean, men, stupid
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