The best jokes about men

Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeders, a State Policeman sees a car puttering along at 22 miles per hour. He thinks to himself, "This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!" So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver...
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has 48.02 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: men
Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds? Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.
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has 47.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: men, stupid, women
Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
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has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: car, dog, marriage, men, women
Eleven people were hanging on a rope under a helicopter, ten men and one woman. The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one has to drop off, otherwise they are all going to fall. They were not able to choose that person, but then the woman made a very touching speech. She said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope, because as woman she was used to giving up everything for her husband and kids, and for men in general, without ever getting anything in return. As soon as she finished her speech, all the men started clapping their hands.
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has 47.21 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: men
If guys had they periods, they would compare the size of their tampons.
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has 47.21 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: dirty, men
Q: Why are Christmas trees better than Men? A: Even the small ones give satisfaction.
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has 47.06 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, dirty, men, sex
"What is a man's idea of a balanced diet?" "A Budweiser in each hand!"
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has 46.76 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, men
Ones the bus was full of people. A man looks at a lovely girl, she looks at him, he smiled, she did so, he told her get off at the next station, she did, he took her place.
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: men
Something Special For His Birthday It was Jim's birthday, and he was considered to be an "old man" by his friends standards. So, to liven him up a bit, Jim's friends decided to give him something special for his birthday. They bought him a hooker. The call girl, as she preferred to be called, went to his house and knocked on the door. When Jim answered, she said "Hi I'm your birthday present!" Startled, he asked "What am I supposed to do with you?" "I'm yours for super sex," she answers. So Jim replied "Well, I'm 75 years old so I'll have the soup."
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Stupid? He wanted to be a farmer. So he studied pharmacy.
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