The best jokes about men

"What is a man's idea of a balanced diet?" "A Budweiser in each hand!"
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has 45.60 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, men
Q: How does a man show he is planning for the future? A: He buys two cases of beer.
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: beer, men
Q. What do you call a sensitive, intelligent man? A. An oxymoron.
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: men
Why does the stupid man put ice in his condom? To keep the swelling down.
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: men, stupid
They put one man on the moon. Why can’t they put them all there?
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: men
If guys had they periods, they would compare the size of their tampons.
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has 45.29 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: dirty, men
Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking? They already have boyfriends.
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has 45.10 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: gay, men, relationship
One guy says to a bald guy "Your hair ran away to find someone with a brain."
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has 45.10 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: insulting, mean, men, stupid
There is the chief of Indians, and he is going down a field with his tribe, and they come across a pile of sh*t.So the chief asks his tribe men : "Does this look like sh*t to you?" "Yes is does", they replied. "Smell it. Does it smell like sh*t to you", asks the Chief. "Mmmmm..Yes" "Feel it. Does it feel like sh*t to you?", says the Chief. "Mmmmm..Yes" "Lick it. Does it taste like sh*t to you?", inquires the Chief. "Ammmm...Yes" "Good. Don't step on it!"
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has 44.92 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: men
Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeders, a State Policeman sees a car puttering along at 22 miles per hour. He thinks to himself, "This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!" So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver...
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has 44.84 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: men
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