The best jokes about men

Why do men name their penises? Because they want to be on a first-name basis with the one who makes all their decisions.
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: men
Why are blonde jokes so short? So men can remember them.
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has 45.52 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: blonde, men
One guy says to a bald guy "Your hair ran away to find someone with a brain."
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has 45.29 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: insulting, mean, men, stupid
Q: Why is it jewish men won't go down on a woman? A: Too close to the gas chamber.
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has 45.25 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: black people, dirty, jewish, men, women
One day a man and a giraffe go to a pub they have a couple of drinks then on their way out the giraffe falls over and blocks the door the bar. Man says "you can leave that lion here." The man said "it's not a lion its a giraffe you idiot."
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has 45.10 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, animal, bar, men, stupid
Husband: What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? Wife: Turn sideways and look in the mirror.
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has 44.24 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: men
Q. Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? A. Breasts don't have eyes.
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has 44.24 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: men
How does a man save a woman from being attacked on the street at night? He controls himself.
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has 44.24 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: men
Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking? They already have boyfriends.
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has 43.73 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: gay, men, relationship
Q. How do men define a long-term relationship? A. A second date.
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has 43.63 % from 5 votes. More jokes about: men
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