Why is it good that there are female astronauts? When the crew gets lost in space, the woman will ask for directions.
Jose approaches the Mexican border on his bicycle. Hanging from his shoulders he has two large, bulky bags. The border patrol guard stops him and says,"Hey mister what ya got in those bags?" "Just sand," replied Jose.
Q: How big is a Republican-size bed? A: Wide enough for the man, the woman, and the ten-foot pole.
Why are men like laxatives? They can irritate the s**t out of you.
Husband: What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? Wife: Turn sideways and look in the mirror.
Q. Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? A. Breasts don't have eyes.
How does a man save a woman from being attacked on the street at night? He controls himself.
Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking? They already have boyfriends.
Knock knockrn Who's there? Woman who? Wo-man you where so nice to let me tell you this joke Knock knock. Who's there? Man. Man who? Man you where so nice to let me tell you this joke.
Q. How do men define a long-term relationship? A. A second date.