The best jokes about men

What is the difference between a man and E.T.? E.T. phoned home.
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has 46.10 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: men
If women knew what men were really thinking, they'd never stop slapping them.
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has 46.10 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: men
A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts." The doctor asks, "What do you mean?" The man says, "When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. If I touch my knee - OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts." The doctor says, "I know what's wrong with you. You've broken your finger!"
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: men
Q: How does a man show he is planning for the future? A: He buys two cases of beer.
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: beer, men
Q. What do you call a sensitive, intelligent man? A. An oxymoron.
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: men
Why does the stupid man put ice in his condom? To keep the swelling down.
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: men, stupid
They put one man on the moon. Why can’t they put them all there?
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: men
Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking? They already have boyfriends.
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has 45.29 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: gay, men, relationship
One guy says to a bald guy "Your hair ran away to find someone with a brain."
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has 45.10 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: insulting, mean, men, stupid
There is the chief of Indians, and he is going down a field with his tribe, and they come across a pile of sh*t.So the chief asks his tribe men : "Does this look like sh*t to you?" "Yes is does", they replied. "Smell it. Does it smell like sh*t to you", asks the Chief. "Mmmmm..Yes" "Feel it. Does it feel like sh*t to you?", says the Chief. "Mmmmm..Yes" "Lick it. Does it taste like sh*t to you?", inquires the Chief. "Ammmm...Yes" "Good. Don't step on it!"
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has 44.92 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: men
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