The best jokes about men

Why is it good that there are female astronauts? When the crew gets lost in space, the woman will ask for directions.
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Jose approaches the Mexican border on his bicycle. Hanging from his shoulders he has two large, bulky bags. The border patrol guard stops him and says,"Hey mister what ya got in those bags?" "Just sand," replied Jose.
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Q: How big is a Republican-size bed? A: Wide enough for the man, the woman, and the ten-foot pole.
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has 44.92 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: insulting, men, republican, women
Why are men like laxatives? They can irritate the s**t out of you.
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has 44.24 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: men
Husband: What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? Wife: Turn sideways and look in the mirror.
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has 44.24 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: men
Q. Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? A. Breasts don't have eyes.
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has 44.24 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: men
How does a man save a woman from being attacked on the street at night? He controls himself.
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Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking? They already have boyfriends.
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has 43.73 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: gay, men, relationship
Knock knockrn Who's there? Woman who? Wo-man you where so nice to let me tell you this joke Knock knock. Who's there? Man. Man who? Man you where so nice to let me tell you this joke.
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has 43.73 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: knock-knock, men, women
Q. How do men define a long-term relationship? A. A second date.
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has 43.63 % from 5 votes. More jokes about: men
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