Why do men name their penises? Because they want to be on a first-name basis with the one who makes all their decisions.
Why are blonde jokes so short? So men can remember them.
One guy says to a bald guy "Your hair ran away to find someone with a brain."
Q: Why is it jewish men won't go down on a woman? A: Too close to the gas chamber.
One day a man and a giraffe go to a pub they have a couple of drinks then on their way out the giraffe falls over and blocks the door the bar. Man says "you can leave that lion here." The man said "it's not a lion its a giraffe you idiot."
Husband: What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? Wife: Turn sideways and look in the mirror.
Q. Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? A. Breasts don't have eyes.
How does a man save a woman from being attacked on the street at night? He controls himself.
Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking? They already have boyfriends.
Q. How do men define a long-term relationship? A. A second date.