The best jokes about men

Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeders, a State Policeman sees a car puttering along at 22 miles per hour. He thinks to himself, "This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!" So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver...
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has 46.18 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: men
What is the difference between a man and E.T.? E.T. phoned home.
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has 46.10 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: men
If women knew what men were really thinking, they'd never stop slapping them.
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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts." The doctor asks, "What do you mean?" The man says, "When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. If I touch my knee - OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts." The doctor says, "I know what's wrong with you. You've broken your finger!"
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: men
Q: Why are Christmas trees better than Men? A: Even the small ones give satisfaction.
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has 45.78 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, dirty, men, sex
"What is a man's idea of a balanced diet?" "A Budweiser in each hand!"
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has 45.60 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, men
Q: How does a man show he is planning for the future? A: He buys two cases of beer.
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: beer, men
Men are like.....Popcorn. They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: food, men
Q. What do you call a sensitive, intelligent man? A. An oxymoron.
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: men
Why does the stupid man put ice in his condom? To keep the swelling down.
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: men, stupid
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