"What is a man's idea of a balanced diet?"
"A Budweiser in each hand!"
Q: How does a man show he is planning for the future?
A: He buys two cases of beer.
Q. What do you call a sensitive, intelligent man?
A. An oxymoron.
Why does the stupid man put ice in his condom?
To keep the swelling down.
They put one man on the moon.
Why can’t they put them all there?
If guys had they periods, they would compare the size of their tampons.
Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking?
They already have boyfriends.
Vote:
One guy says to a bald guy "Your hair ran away to find someone with a brain."
There is the chief of Indians, and he is going down a field with his tribe, and they come across a pile of sh*t.So the chief asks his tribe men :
"Does this look like sh*t to you?"
"Yes is does", they replied.
"Smell it. Does it smell like sh*t to you", asks the Chief.
"Mmmmm..Yes"
"Feel it. Does it feel like sh*t to you?", says the Chief.
"Mmmmm..Yes"
"Lick it. Does it taste like sh*t to you?", inquires the Chief.
"Ammmm...Yes"
"Good. Don't step on it!"
Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeders, a State Policeman sees a car puttering along at 22 miles per hour.
He thinks to himself, "This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!"
So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver...