The best jokes about men

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts." The doctor asks, "What do you mean?" The man says, "When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. If I touch my knee - OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts." The doctor says, "I know what's wrong with you. You've broken your finger!"
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: men
Q: How does a man show he is planning for the future? A: He buys two cases of beer.
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: beer, men
Men are like.....Laxatives. They irritate the shit out of you.
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Q. What do you call a sensitive, intelligent man? A. An oxymoron.
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Why does the stupid man put ice in his condom? To keep the swelling down.
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: men, stupid
They put one man on the moon. Why can’t they put them all there?
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Eleven people were hanging on a rope under a helicopter, ten men and one woman. The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one has to drop off, otherwise they are all going to fall. They were not able to choose that person, but then the woman made a very touching speech. She said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope, because as woman she was used to giving up everything for her husband and kids, and for men in general, without ever getting anything in return. As soon as she finished her speech, all the men started clapping their hands.
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has 45.52 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: men
Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking? They already have boyfriends.
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has 45.29 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: gay, men, relationship
There is the chief of Indians, and he is going down a field with his tribe, and they come across a pile of sh*t.So the chief asks his tribe men : "Does this look like sh*t to you?" "Yes is does", they replied. "Smell it. Does it smell like sh*t to you", asks the Chief. "Mmmmm..Yes" "Feel it. Does it feel like sh*t to you?", says the Chief. "Mmmmm..Yes" "Lick it. Does it taste like sh*t to you?", inquires the Chief. "Ammmm...Yes" "Good. Don't step on it!"
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has 44.92 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: men
An advertisement: I change 40-year-old wife to two 20-years-old ones. Do not offer four 10-year-old ones.
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has 44.92 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: age, men, wife
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