The best jokes about men

Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking? They already have boyfriends.
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has 45.52 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: gay, men, relationship
One guy says to a bald guy "Your hair ran away to find someone with a brain."
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has 45.29 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: insulting, mean, men, stupid
One day a man and a giraffe go to a pub they have a couple of drinks then on their way out the giraffe falls over and blocks the door the bar. Man says "you can leave that lion here." The man said "it's not a lion its a giraffe you idiot."
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has 45.10 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, animal, bar, men, stupid
Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? A. A widow.
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has 44.95 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: husband, men, women
Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
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has 44.92 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: car, dog, marriage, men, women
There is the chief of Indians, and he is going down a field with his tribe, and they come across a pile of sh*t.So the chief asks his tribe men : "Does this look like sh*t to you?" "Yes is does", they replied. "Smell it. Does it smell like sh*t to you", asks the Chief. "Mmmmm..Yes" "Feel it. Does it feel like sh*t to you?", says the Chief. "Mmmmm..Yes" "Lick it. Does it taste like sh*t to you?", inquires the Chief. "Ammmm...Yes" "Good. Don't step on it!"
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has 44.92 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: men
Q: How big is a Republican-size bed? A: Wide enough for the man, the woman, and the ten-foot pole.
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has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: insulting, men, republican, women
Husband: What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? Wife: Turn sideways and look in the mirror.
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has 44.24 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: men
How does a man save a woman from being attacked on the street at night? He controls himself.
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has 44.24 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: men
Q. How do men define a long-term relationship? A. A second date.
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has 43.63 % from 5 votes. More jokes about: men
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