What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
Men are like.....Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Why are men like laxatives? They can irritate the s**t out of you.
Why are men like blenders? You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
Men are like guns. Keep one around long enough and your going to want to shoot it.
How are men like diplomas? You spend lots of time getting one, but once you have it, you don't know what to do with it.
I had to divorce my husband for religious reasons, I'm a catholic and living with him is hell.
Q. Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? A. Breasts don't have eyes.
How do you get a man to stop biting his nails? Make him wear shoes.
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? Who knows? - It hasn't happened yet!!