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What do men and sperm have in common? They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.
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Why do men like love at first sight? It saves them a lot of time.
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If women knew what men were really thinking, they'd never stop slapping them.
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Two hunters shot a deer, and were dragging him to the car by the hind leg, which was difficult because the other legs kept snagging in the brush. "Chet, I've got an idea, I think we are doing this wrong. Let's try dragging him by the horns, like we were advised by the ammo-store salesman." "OK," says Ivan. After a while, Ivan says, "I think this is a lot better because his legs fold up and don't get caught in the brush, but we seem to be getting farther from the car."
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Why did the blonde have a sore belly button? Because there are blonde men too!
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Men are like buses. One comes every 15 minutes.
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What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
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Why are men like blenders? You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
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How are men like diplomas? You spend lots of time getting one, but once you have it, you don't know what to do with it.
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I had to divorce my husband for religious reasons, I'm a catholic and living with him is hell.
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