The best jokes about men

Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeders, a State Policeman sees a car puttering along at 22 miles per hour. He thinks to himself, "This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!" So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver...
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has 44.84 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: men
A man walks into a bar and says "Ow!" A second man walks into the same bar. You would think after the first one hit it, the second one would have seen it coming.
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has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: men
A man walks into a bar and says "I just got back from the battered woman's shelter, and boy are my arms tired." Everyone laughed. The man sat at the end of the bar drinking alone. He was proud of the fine craftsmanship of the shelves he put up in the shelter's pantry, regardless of what others may think.
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Q: How big is a Republican-size bed? A: Wide enough for the man, the woman, and the ten-foot pole.
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has 44.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: insulting, men, republican, women
Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking? They already have boyfriends.
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has 43.52 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: gay, men, relationship
Why are blonde jokes so short? So men can remember them.
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has 43.46 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: blonde, men
Men are like buses. One comes every 15 minutes.
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has 43.40 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: men, sex
What's the best way to force a man to do sit-ups? Put the remote control between his toes.
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has 43.21 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: men
I can honestly say in all our years of friendship, I have never heard anyone question John’s intelligence, to be perfectly honest I never heard anyone even mention any intelligence on John’s part.
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has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: men
A man goes to his doctor after losing a lot of weight. "I feel great, but I have a problem, doctor. I was so fat beforehand that my skin has stretched and stayed that long. Is there anything you can give me?" "Hmm, short of plastic surgery, there is only one alternative. Please take off your clothes." The man strips down. The doctor pulls all his skin upwards and ties it in a ball above his head. "But doctor -- now my navel is in the middle of my forehead!" "True," replies the doctor, "and you should see what you have for a collar and tie."
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has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: men
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