The best jokes about men

Why does the stupid man put ice in his condom? To keep the swelling down.
has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: men, stupid
Q: How do you piss off a man? A: Stand on his back and piss.
has 45.29 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, mean, men
Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking? They already have boyfriends.
has 44.95 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: gay, men, relationship
There is the chief of Indians, and he is going down a field with his tribe, and they come across a pile of sh*t.So the chief asks his tribe men : "Does this look like sh*t to you?" "Yes is does", they replied. "Smell it. Does it smell like sh*t to you", asks the Chief. "Mmmmm..Yes" "Feel it. Does it feel like sh*t to you?", says the Chief. "Mmmmm..Yes" "Lick it. Does it taste like sh*t to you?", inquires the Chief. "Ammmm...Yes" "Good. Don't step on it!"
has 44.92 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: men
A man walks into a bar and says "I just got back from the battered woman's shelter, and boy are my arms tired." Everyone laughed. The man sat at the end of the bar drinking alone. He was proud of the fine craftsmanship of the shelves he put up in the shelter's pantry, regardless of what others may think.
has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: men
Why are men like blenders? You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
has 44.24 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: men
Q: How big is a Republican-size bed? A: Wide enough for the man, the woman, and the ten-foot pole.
has 44.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: insulting, men, republican, women
Two men were talking about their wives. First: "I'm a teacher whenever we are in bed my wife says repeat please." Second: "I'm a driver when we are sexing she thinks I'm in a gas station so she screws my dick and says: 'fill it up super!'"
has 43.73 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: dirty, men, sex, teacher, work
Why are blonde jokes so short? So men can remember them.
has 43.46 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: blonde, men
Three men are sitting at a campfire telling stories about their great endeavors. The first man talked about how to sucked out the venom of a snake and sucked it up with 50 degree alcohol. The second man called it a circus trick as he has gotten 3 gunshots towards the chest and he but the guns in half. They looked at the third guy wanting to hear his story. Only to see him stroking his cock with the glowing hot coals.
has 43.46 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, dirty, life, men
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