The best jokes about men

How does a man save a woman from being attacked on the street at night? He controls himself.
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has 44.24 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: men
Q. How do men define a long-term relationship? A. A second date.
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has 43.63 % from 5 votes. More jokes about: men
Men are like buses. One comes every 15 minutes.
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has 43.40 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: men, sex
Why do men need instant replay on TV sports? Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.
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has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: men, sport, technology, time
Q: What is difference between man and Superman? A: Man wears underwear under the trouser and superman wears it over the trouser.
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has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: men
Jose approaches the Mexican border on his bicycle. Hanging from his shoulders he has two large, bulky bags. The border patrol guard stops him and says,"Hey mister what ya got in those bags?" "Just sand," replied Jose.
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has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: men
Three men are sitting at a campfire telling stories about their great endeavors. The first man talked about how to sucked out the venom of a snake and sucked it up with 50 degree alcohol. The second man called it a circus trick as he has gotten 3 gunshots towards the chest and he but the guns in half. They looked at the third guy wanting to hear his story. Only to see him stroking his cock with the glowing hot coals.
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has 41.85 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, dirty, life, men
What do men and sperm have in common? They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.
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has 40.95 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: men
If women knew what men were really thinking, they'd never stop slapping them.
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has 40.95 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: men
Why did the blonde have a sore belly button? Because there are blonde men too!
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has 40.75 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: blonde, men, women
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