The best jokes about men

Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
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has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: car, dog, marriage, men, women
A man walks into a bar and says "I just got back from the battered woman's shelter, and boy are my arms tired." Everyone laughed. The man sat at the end of the bar drinking alone. He was proud of the fine craftsmanship of the shelves he put up in the shelter's pantry, regardless of what others may think.
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has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: men
Why are men like blenders? You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
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has 44.24 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: men
If women knew what men were really thinking, they'd never stop slapping them.
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has 44.24 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: men
Q: How do you piss off a man? A: Stand on his back and piss.
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has 43.52 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, mean, men
What should you give a man who has everything? A woman to show him how to work it
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has 43.46 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: men, women
Why are blonde jokes so short? So men can remember them.
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has 43.43 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: blonde, men
Three men are sitting at a campfire telling stories about their great endeavors. The first man talked about how to sucked out the venom of a snake and sucked it up with 50 degree alcohol. The second man called it a circus trick as he has gotten 3 gunshots towards the chest and he but the guns in half. They looked at the third guy wanting to hear his story. Only to see him stroking his cock with the glowing hot coals.
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has 43.43 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, dirty, life, men
Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeders, a State Policeman sees a car puttering along at 22 miles per hour. He thinks to himself, "This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!" So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver...
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has 43.42 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: men
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? Who knows? - It hasn't happened yet!!
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has 43.21 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: men
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