The best jokes about men

Three men are sitting at a campfire telling stories about their great endeavors. The first man talked about how to sucked out the venom of a snake and sucked it up with 50 degree alcohol. The second man called it a circus trick as he has gotten 3 gunshots towards the chest and he but the guns in half. They looked at the third guy wanting to hear his story. Only to see him stroking his cock with the glowing hot coals.
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has 43.61 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, dirty, life, men
One day a man and a giraffe go to a pub they have a couple of drinks then on their way out the giraffe falls over and blocks the door the bar. Man says "you can leave that lion here." The man said "it's not a lion its a giraffe you idiot."
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has 43.52 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, animal, bar, men, stupid
Why do men need instant replay on TV sports? Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.
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has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: men, sport, technology, time
A burglar breaks into a house and is quietly and expertly collecting valuables in his bag when he hears a voice: "Jesus is watching you."
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has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: men
Q: What is difference between man and Superman? A: Man wears underwear under the trouser and superman wears it over the trouser.
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has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: men
Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? A. A widow.
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has 41.89 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: husband, men, women
What do men and sperm have in common? They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.
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has 40.95 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: men
Why do men like love at first sight? It saves them a lot of time.
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has 40.95 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: men
If women knew what men were really thinking, they'd never stop slapping them.
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has 40.95 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: men
Why did the blonde have a sore belly button? Because there are blonde men too!
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has 40.75 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: blonde, men, women
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