The best jokes about men

Q: How big is a Republican-size bed? A: Wide enough for the man, the woman, and the ten-foot pole.
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has 44.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: insulting, men, republican, women
Two men were talking about their wives. First: "I'm a teacher whenever we are in bed my wife says repeat please." Second: "I'm a driver when we are sexing she thinks I'm in a gas station so she screws my dick and says: 'fill it up super!'"
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has 44.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: dirty, men, sex, teacher, work
Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking? They already have boyfriends.
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has 43.61 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: gay, men, relationship
Three men are sitting at a campfire telling stories about their great endeavors. The first man talked about how to sucked out the venom of a snake and sucked it up with 50 degree alcohol. The second man called it a circus trick as he has gotten 3 gunshots towards the chest and he but the guns in half. They looked at the third guy wanting to hear his story. Only to see him stroking his cock with the glowing hot coals.
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has 43.52 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, dirty, life, men
Why are blonde jokes so short? So men can remember them.
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has 43.46 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: blonde, men
Stupid? He wanted to be a farmer. So he studied pharmacy.
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has 43.21 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: men
I can honestly say in all our years of friendship, I have never heard anyone question John’s intelligence, to be perfectly honest I never heard anyone even mention any intelligence on John’s part.
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has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: men
A man goes to his doctor after losing a lot of weight. "I feel great, but I have a problem, doctor. I was so fat beforehand that my skin has stretched and stayed that long. Is there anything you can give me?" "Hmm, short of plastic surgery, there is only one alternative. Please take off your clothes." The man strips down. The doctor pulls all his skin upwards and ties it in a ball above his head. "But doctor -- now my navel is in the middle of my forehead!" "True," replies the doctor, "and you should see what you have for a collar and tie."
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has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: men
A couple was having an argument, and the man was losing badly. After 5 minutes the woman won the argument proving the man to be stupid, the man sadly says "If my proof falls then I rome through the halls." Then the woman leaves for 10 minutes and comes back starts giving him a blowjob. The man is confused and says "what are you doing?" She said "If I prove you dumb I give ya some." The man continues to lose a argument knowing he will get a blowjob after 10 minutes, and he did. Years later they have a kid but none of them want him so they have an argument of who takes care of it and the other leaves for good. The man without a thought loses the argument the get another blowjob, but after the argument the woman starts rapping "Yo yo guess who's the kid, not me so suck yourself bitch." Before she leaves the he says "what about the blowjob?" She says ask my twin sister that has herpes cause she did it the whole time.
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has 42.33 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: couple, dirty, men, stupid, women
Why do female black widow spiders kill the males after mating? To stop the snoring before it starts.
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, death, men
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