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What do you call a woman that works like a man?? Lazy.
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Did you hear about the man who got a vasectomy at Sears? Now every time he gets excited, the garage door goes up.
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Men come in three sizes: Small, medium, and OOoohhh yesss!
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Definition of a man with manners – he gets out of the bath to pee.
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Ladies and Gentlemen, if there is anybody here who is feeling, worried, nervous or apprehensive it is probably because you just married John.
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How do you know if a man is lying? His lips are moving!
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How do most men compare to Mel Gibson? They have everything he has, except talent, money, and looks.
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What's the difference between a man and a messy room? You can straighten up a messy room.
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Q: How can you tell when a man is dead? A: He stays stiff for more than two minutes.
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What did God say after creating man? I can do so much better.
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