The best jokes about men

What usually happens when a man puts his best foot forward? It ends up in his mouth.
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He: Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you in the worst way. She: Well, you succeeded.
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Q. What's the difference between men and government bonds? A. Bonds mature.
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Why does a man prefer blondes? Men always like intellectual company.
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has 30.11 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: blonde, men
Why do doctors slap babies' butts right after they're born? To knock the penises off the smart ones.
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has 30.11 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: doctor, men
Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring before it starts.
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has 29.93 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal, men
How does a man show he's planning for the Future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
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has 29.93 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: beer, men
Diamonds are a girl's best friend. Dogs are man's best friend. So which is the dumber sex?
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Confucius say, man who fart in church sit in own pew.
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has 29.10 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: fart, men
Q: What does a shot of Everclear and a Woman have in common? A: Both of them make men start talking nonsense!
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has 29.01 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, men, women
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