The best jokes about men

I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?' So he gave me a kite.
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A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of? Dating children.
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How do men define a "50/50" relationship? We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle.
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Q: What do you call a group of men found drowned in a wine vat? A: The Grape-full Dead!
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One spelling mistake can destroy your life! A husband wrote a message to his wife on his official trip and forgot to add 'e' at the end of a word: "I am having such a wonderful time! Wish you were her..!"
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Why do men buy electric lawn mowers? So they can find their way back to the house.
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How is Colonel Sanders like the typical male? All he's concerned with is legs, breasts, and thighs.
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Men and women were created equal but women continued to improve.
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Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."
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Confucius say, man who fart in church sit in own pew.
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