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Q: Why are men so happy? A: Because ignorance is bliss.
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?' So he gave me a kite.
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A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of? Dating children.
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How do men define a "50/50" relationship? We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle.
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Q: What do you call a group of men found drowned in a wine vat? A: The Grape-full Dead!
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One spelling mistake can destroy your life! A husband wrote a message to his wife on his official trip and forgot to add 'e' at the end of a word: "I am having such a wonderful time! Wish you were her..!"
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Why do men buy electric lawn mowers? So they can find their way back to the house.
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What's the difference between a man and a messy room? You can straighten up a messy room.
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Q: What is the difference between a puppy and a man? A: Eventually the puppy will grow up and stop whining.
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How is Colonel Sanders like the typical male? All he's concerned with is legs, breasts, and thighs.
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