What's the difference between an intelligent man and a UFO? I don't know, I've never seen either one.
Q: Why are men so happy? A: Because ignorance is bliss.
I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?' So he gave me a kite.
A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of? Dating children.
What should you give a man who has everything? A. A woman to show him how to work it. B. Penicillin.
How do men define a "50/50" relationship? We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle.
Q: What do you call a group of men found drowned in a wine vat? A: The Grape-full Dead!
One spelling mistake can destroy your life! A husband wrote a message to his wife on his official trip and forgot to add 'e' at the end of a word: "I am having such a wonderful time! Wish you were her..!"
Confucius say, man who fart in church sit in own pew.
Why do men buy electric lawn mowers? So they can find their way back to the house.