Q: Why are men so happy?
A: Because ignorance is bliss.
I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'
So he gave me a kite.
A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of?
Dating children.
How do men define a "50/50" relationship?
We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle.
Q: What do you call a group of men found drowned in a wine vat?
A: The Grape-full Dead!
One spelling mistake can destroy your life!
A husband wrote a message to his wife on his official trip and forgot to add 'e' at the end of a word:
"I am having such a wonderful time! Wish you were her..!"
Why do men buy electric lawn mowers?
So they can find their way back to the house.
What's the difference between a man and a messy room?
You can straighten up a messy room.
Q: What is the difference between a puppy and a man?
A: Eventually the puppy will grow up and stop whining.
How is Colonel Sanders like the typical male?
All he's concerned with is legs, breasts, and thighs.