The best jokes about men

How does a man show he's planning for the future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
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What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant? Any place without a drive-up window.
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How are men like chocolates? A.They never last long enough B.They always leave stains whenever they get hot.
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Why are husbands like lawn mowers? They're hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don't work half time.
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has 24.26 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: husband, men, time
What's the difference between an intelligent man and a UFO? I don't know, I've never seen either one.
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Q: Why are men so happy? A: Because ignorance is bliss.
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?' So he gave me a kite.
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What should you give a man who has everything? A. A woman to show him how to work it. B. Penicillin.
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has 24.11 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: men, women, work
How do men define a "50/50" relationship? We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle.
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Q: What do you call a group of men found drowned in a wine vat? A: The Grape-full Dead!
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has 24.11 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: death, men, wine
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