The best jokes about men

A man has 6 items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of Dial soap and a towel from the Holiday Inn. The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.
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has 26.97 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: men, women
How is Colonel Sanders like the typical male? All he's concerned with is legs, breasts, and thighs.
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has 26.83 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: men
One spelling mistake can destroy your life! A husband wrote a message to his wife on his official trip and forgot to add 'e' at the end of a word: "I am having such a wonderful time! Wish you were her..!"
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has 26.64 % from 127 votes. More jokes about: husband, life, men, wife
A man, a woman, and a great survivor are trapped on an island. The survivor finds a bunch of coconuts. The man thinks to himself, "What if there are other people on the island? Then we won't be stranded!" He throws coconuts at nearby ships, and the island was populated. Everybody looks at him cross. Then they kick him off the island.
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has 26.20 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: desert island, mean, men, travel, women
Definition of a man with manners – he gets out of the bath to pee.
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has 26.16 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: men
Q. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes? A. Both of them.
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has 26.16 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: men
How do most men compare to Mel Gibson? They have everything he has, except talent, money, and looks.
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has 26.16 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: men
Q: What is the difference between a puppy and a man? A: Eventually the puppy will grow up and stop whining.
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has 26.16 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: men
Knock knockrn Who's there? Woman who? Wo-man you where so nice to let me tell you this joke Knock knock. Who's there? Man. Man who? Man you where so nice to let me tell you this joke.
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has 26.11 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: knock-knock, men, women
What should you give a man who has everything? A. A woman to show him how to work it. B. Penicillin.
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has 25.81 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: men, women, work
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