A man has 6 items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of Dial soap and a towel from the Holiday Inn. The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.
How is Colonel Sanders like the typical male? All he's concerned with is legs, breasts, and thighs.
One spelling mistake can destroy your life! A husband wrote a message to his wife on his official trip and forgot to add 'e' at the end of a word: "I am having such a wonderful time! Wish you were her..!"
A man, a woman, and a great survivor are trapped on an island. The survivor finds a bunch of coconuts. The man thinks to himself, "What if there are other people on the island? Then we won't be stranded!" He throws coconuts at nearby ships, and the island was populated. Everybody looks at him cross. Then they kick him off the island.
Definition of a man with manners – he gets out of the bath to pee.
Q. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes? A. Both of them.
How do most men compare to Mel Gibson? They have everything he has, except talent, money, and looks.
Q: What is the difference between a puppy and a man? A: Eventually the puppy will grow up and stop whining.
Knock knockrn Who's there? Woman who? Wo-man you where so nice to let me tell you this joke Knock knock. Who's there? Man. Man who? Man you where so nice to let me tell you this joke.
What should you give a man who has everything? A. A woman to show him how to work it. B. Penicillin.