Q: What is the difference between a puppy and a man?
A: Eventually the puppy will grow up and stop whining.
One spelling mistake can destroy your life!
A husband wrote a message to his wife on his official trip and forgot to add 'e' at the end of a word:
"I am having such a wonderful time! Wish you were her..!"
What should you give a man who has everything?
A. A woman to show him how to work it.
B. Penicillin.
What do you call a handcuffed man?
Trustworthy.
Q: What does a shot of Everclear and a Woman have in common?
A: Both of them make men start talking nonsense!
Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
To stop the snoring before it starts.
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
ONE......He just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him.
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How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus?
At the circus the clowns don't talk.