The best jokes about men

How do you save a man from drowning? Take your foot off his head.
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What is the difference between a man and childbirth? One can be terribly painful and sometimes almost unbearable while the other is just having a baby.
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Why don't women blink during foreplay? They don't have time.
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''Dyslexic man walks into a bra''
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How is Colonel Sanders like the typical male? All he's concerned with is legs, breasts, and thighs.
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has 26.83 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: men
Knock knockrn Who's there? Woman who? Wo-man you where so nice to let me tell you this joke Knock knock. Who's there? Man. Man who? Man you where so nice to let me tell you this joke.
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has 26.83 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: knock-knock, men, women
A man, a woman, and a great survivor are trapped on an island. The survivor finds a bunch of coconuts. The man thinks to himself, "What if there are other people on the island? Then we won't be stranded!" He throws coconuts at nearby ships, and the island was populated. Everybody looks at him cross. Then they kick him off the island.
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has 26.68 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: desert island, mean, men, travel, women
One spelling mistake can destroy your life! A husband wrote a message to his wife on his official trip and forgot to add 'e' at the end of a word: "I am having such a wonderful time! Wish you were her..!"
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has 26.64 % from 127 votes. More jokes about: husband, life, men, wife
Q. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes? A. Both of them.
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has 26.16 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: men
What is gross stupidity? 144 men in one room.
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