The best jokes about men

Why don't women blink during foreplay? They don't have time.
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has 26.98 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: men
How do you know if a man is lying? His lips are moving!
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has 26.16 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: men
How do most men compare to Mel Gibson? They have everything he has, except talent, money, and looks.
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has 26.16 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: men
A man, a woman, and a great survivor are trapped on an island. The survivor finds a bunch of coconuts. The man thinks to himself, "What if there are other people on the island? Then we won't be stranded!" He throws coconuts at nearby ships, and the island was populated. Everybody looks at him cross. Then they kick him off the island.
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has 24.97 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: desert island, mean, men, travel, women
How does a man show he's planning for the Future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
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has 24.92 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: beer, men
How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus? At the circus the clowns don't talk.
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has 24.92 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: bar, men
How does a man show he's planning for the future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
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has 24.92 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: beer, men
What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant? Any place without a drive-up window.
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has 24.92 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: men
How are men like chocolates? A.They never last long enough B.They always leave stains whenever they get hot.
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has 24.92 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: men
One spelling mistake can destroy your life! A husband wrote a message to his wife on his official trip and forgot to add 'e' at the end of a word: "I am having such a wonderful time! Wish you were her..!"
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has 24.40 % from 120 votes. More jokes about: husband, life, men, wife
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