How do you save a man from drowning? Take your foot off his head.
What is the difference between a man and childbirth? One can be terribly painful and sometimes almost unbearable while the other is just having a baby.
Why don't women blink during foreplay? They don't have time.
How is Colonel Sanders like the typical male? All he's concerned with is legs, breasts, and thighs.
Knock knockrn Who's there? Woman who? Wo-man you where so nice to let me tell you this joke Knock knock. Who's there? Man. Man who? Man you where so nice to let me tell you this joke.
Q. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes? A. Both of them.
What is gross stupidity? 144 men in one room.
How do you know if a man is lying? His lips are moving!
How do most men compare to Mel Gibson? They have everything he has, except talent, money, and looks.