How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus?
At the circus the clowns don't talk.
What do men and sperm have in common?
They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.
Men and women were created equal but women continued to improve.
What's the biggest difference between men and women ?
Men are crabby all month long.
Mattel is coming out with a talking Barbie.
They say it was easy to get Barbie to talk.
The problem was getting Ken to listen.
Definition of a man with manners – he gets out of the bath to pee.
How does a man show he's planning for the Future?
He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
What is gross stupidity?
144 men in one room.
One spelling mistake can destroy your life!
A husband wrote a message to his wife on his official trip and forgot to add 'e' at the end of a word:
"I am having such a wonderful time! Wish you were her..!"
Q: How can you tell when a man is dead?
A: He stays stiff for more than two minutes.