I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?' So he gave me a kite.
A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of? Dating children.
How do men define a "50/50" relationship? We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle.
Q: What do you call a group of men found drowned in a wine vat? A: The Grape-full Dead!
One spelling mistake can destroy your life! A husband wrote a message to his wife on his official trip and forgot to add 'e' at the end of a word: "I am having such a wonderful time! Wish you were her..!"
Why do men buy electric lawn mowers? So they can find their way back to the house.
How is Colonel Sanders like the typical male? All he's concerned with is legs, breasts, and thighs.
Men and women were created equal but women continued to improve.
Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."
Confucius say, man who fart in church sit in own pew.