The best jokes about men

Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg? They won't stop to ask directions!
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Q: What is the difference between a puppy and a man? A: Eventually the puppy will grow up and stop whining.
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This stupid bug is appearing on a blasted line which would blow up the toilet. Then they go like "Tom tom tom tom" then back to the toilet and stupidly disgusted by a recently married woman and erecting a man in a toilet.
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What should you give a man who has everything? A. A woman to show him how to work it. B. Penicillin.
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How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus? At the circus the clowns don't talk.
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What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant? Any place without a drive-up window.
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How are men like chocolates? A.They never last long enough B.They always leave stains whenever they get hot.
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Why are husbands like lawn mowers? They're hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don't work half time.
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What's the difference between an intelligent man and a UFO? I don't know, I've never seen either one.
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Q: Why are men so happy? A: Because ignorance is bliss.
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