How was Colonel Sanders a typical male? All he cared about were legs, breasts, and thighs.
Why do jocks play on artificial turf? To keep them from grazing.
How do you save a man from drowning? Take your foot off his head.
Why don't women blink during foreplay? They don't have time.
Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg? They won't stop to ask directions!
What should you give a man who has everything? A. A woman to show him how to work it. B. Penicillin.
How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus? At the circus the clowns don't talk.
What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant? Any place without a drive-up window.
How are men like chocolates? A.They never last long enough B.They always leave stains whenever they get hot.
Why are husbands like lawn mowers? They're hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don't work half time.