The best jokes about men

How was Colonel Sanders a typical male? All he cared about were legs, breasts, and thighs.
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Why do jocks play on artificial turf? To keep them from grazing.
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How do you save a man from drowning? Take your foot off his head.
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Why don't women blink during foreplay? They don't have time.
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Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg? They won't stop to ask directions!
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What should you give a man who has everything? A. A woman to show him how to work it. B. Penicillin.
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How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus? At the circus the clowns don't talk.
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What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant? Any place without a drive-up window.
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How are men like chocolates? A.They never last long enough B.They always leave stains whenever they get hot.
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Why are husbands like lawn mowers? They're hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don't work half time.
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