A man, a woman, and a great survivor are trapped on an island. The survivor finds a bunch of coconuts. The man thinks to himself, "What if there are other people on the island? Then we won't be stranded!" He throws coconuts at nearby ships, and the island was populated. Everybody looks at him cross. Then they kick him off the island.
Q: How can you tell when a man is dead? A: He stays stiff for more than two minutes.
What did God say after creating man? I can do so much better.
How was Colonel Sanders a typical male? All he cared about were legs, breasts, and thighs.
Why do jocks play on artificial turf? To keep them from grazing.
How do you save a man from drowning? Take your foot off his head.
Why don't women blink during foreplay? They don't have time.
How do you know if a man is lying? His lips are moving!
How do most men compare to Mel Gibson? They have everything he has, except talent, money, and looks.
How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus? At the circus the clowns don't talk.