The best jokes about men

A man, a woman, and a great survivor are trapped on an island. The survivor finds a bunch of coconuts. The man thinks to himself, "What if there are other people on the island? Then we won't be stranded!" He throws coconuts at nearby ships, and the island was populated. Everybody looks at him cross. Then they kick him off the island.
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has 27.58 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: desert island, mean, men, travel, women
Q: How can you tell when a man is dead? A: He stays stiff for more than two minutes.
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has 27.32 % from 5 votes. More jokes about: men
What did God say after creating man? I can do so much better.
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has 27.24 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: god, men
How was Colonel Sanders a typical male? All he cared about were legs, breasts, and thighs.
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has 26.98 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: men
Why do jocks play on artificial turf? To keep them from grazing.
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has 26.98 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: men
How do you save a man from drowning? Take your foot off his head.
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has 26.98 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: men
Why don't women blink during foreplay? They don't have time.
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has 26.98 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: men
How do you know if a man is lying? His lips are moving!
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has 26.16 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: men
How do most men compare to Mel Gibson? They have everything he has, except talent, money, and looks.
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has 26.16 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: men
How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus? At the circus the clowns don't talk.
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has 24.92 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: bar, men
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