Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg? They won't stop to ask directions!
Q: What is the difference between a puppy and a man? A: Eventually the puppy will grow up and stop whining.
This stupid bug is appearing on a blasted line which would blow up the toilet. Then they go like "Tom tom tom tom" then back to the toilet and stupidly disgusted by a recently married woman and erecting a man in a toilet.
What should you give a man who has everything? A. A woman to show him how to work it. B. Penicillin.
How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus? At the circus the clowns don't talk.
What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant? Any place without a drive-up window.
How are men like chocolates? A.They never last long enough B.They always leave stains whenever they get hot.
Why are husbands like lawn mowers? They're hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don't work half time.
What's the difference between an intelligent man and a UFO? I don't know, I've never seen either one.
Q: Why are men so happy? A: Because ignorance is bliss.