The best jokes about men

Why don't men often show their true feelings? Because they don't have any.
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has 29.01 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: men
A man has 6 items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of Dial soap and a towel from the Holiday Inn. The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.
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has 29.01 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: men, women
Men come in three sizes: Small, medium, and OOoohhh yesss!
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has 29.01 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: men
Definition of a man with manners – he gets out of the bath to pee.
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has 28.61 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: men
Man: Great idea, bad design.
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has 28.45 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: men
How do men define a "50/50" relationship? We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle.
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has 27.71 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: men, relationship
Q: How can you tell when a man is dead? A: He stays stiff for more than two minutes.
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has 27.32 % from 5 votes. More jokes about: men
Why does a man prefer blondes? Men always like intellectual company.
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has 27.24 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: blonde, men
How was Colonel Sanders a typical male? All he cared about were legs, breasts, and thighs.
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has 26.98 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: men
How do you save a man from drowning? Take your foot off his head.
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has 26.98 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: men
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