The best jokes about men

Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg? They won't stop to ask directions!
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How do you know if a man is lying? His lips are moving!
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How do most men compare to Mel Gibson? They have everything he has, except talent, money, and looks.
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How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus? At the circus the clowns don't talk.
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How does a man show he's planning for the future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
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What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant? Any place without a drive-up window.
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How are men like chocolates? A.They never last long enough B.They always leave stains whenever they get hot.
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Why are husbands like lawn mowers? They're hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don't work half time.
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What's the difference between an intelligent man and a UFO? I don't know, I've never seen either one.
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Q: Why are men so happy? A: Because ignorance is bliss.
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