Ladies and Gentlemen, if there is anybody here who is feeling, worried, nervous or apprehensive it is probably because you just married John.
What is gross stupidity? 144 men in one room.
Diamonds are a girl's best friend. Dogs are man's best friend. So which is the dumber sex?
Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven? Because if they all went, it would be Hell.
Q. Why don't women blink during foreplay? A. They don't have time.
Q: How can you tell when a man is dead? A: He stays stiff for more than two minutes.
What did God say after creating man? I can do so much better.
How was Colonel Sanders a typical male? All he cared about were legs, breasts, and thighs.
Why do jocks play on artificial turf? To keep them from grazing.
How do you save a man from drowning? Take your foot off his head.