The best jokes about men

Ladies and Gentlemen, if there is anybody here who is feeling, worried, nervous or apprehensive it is probably because you just married John.
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What is gross stupidity? 144 men in one room.
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Diamonds are a girl's best friend. Dogs are man's best friend. So which is the dumber sex?
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Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven? Because if they all went, it would be Hell.
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has 28.45 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: heaven, men
Q. Why don't women blink during foreplay? A. They don't have time.
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has 27.88 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: men, sex, time, women
Q: How can you tell when a man is dead? A: He stays stiff for more than two minutes.
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What did God say after creating man? I can do so much better.
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has 27.24 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: god, men
How was Colonel Sanders a typical male? All he cared about were legs, breasts, and thighs.
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Why do jocks play on artificial turf? To keep them from grazing.
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How do you save a man from drowning? Take your foot off his head.
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