The best jokes about men

What's the difference between a man and a messy room? You can straighten up a messy room.
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Q: What is the difference between a puppy and a man? A: Eventually the puppy will grow up and stop whining.
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How is Colonel Sanders like the typical male? All he's concerned with is legs, breasts, and thighs.
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Men and women were created equal but women continued to improve.
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This stupid bug is appearing on a blasted line which would blow up the toilet. Then they go like "Tom tom tom tom" then back to the toilet and stupidly disgusted by a recently married woman and erecting a man in a toilet.
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How can you tell soap operas are fictional? In real life, men aren't affectionate out of bed.
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Men are like.....Department Stores. Their clothes should always be half off.
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What's the biggest difference between men and women ? Men are crabby all month long.
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If you want to know why men are called the 'opposite sex', express an opinion!
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Mattel is coming out with a talking Barbie. They say it was easy to get Barbie to talk. The problem was getting Ken to listen.
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