How do men define a "50/50" relationship?
We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle.
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Q: What do you call a group of men found drowned in a wine vat?
A: The Grape-full Dead!
One spelling mistake can destroy your life!
A husband wrote a message to his wife on his official trip and forgot to add 'e' at the end of a word:
"I am having such a wonderful time! Wish you were her..!"
Confucius say, man who fart in church sit in own pew.
A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of?
Dating children.
Why do men buy electric lawn mowers?
So they can find their way back to the house.
Q: What is the difference between a puppy and a man?
A: Eventually the puppy will grow up and stop whining.
How is Colonel Sanders like the typical male?
All he's concerned with is legs, breasts, and thighs.
Men and women were created equal but women continued to improve.
Men are like.....Department Stores.
Their clothes should always be half off.