How do most men compare to Mel Gibson?
They have everything he has, except talent, money, and looks.
Q: What is the difference between a puppy and a man?
A: Eventually the puppy will grow up and stop whining.
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
ONE......He just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him.
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What do you call a handcuffed man?
Trustworthy.
What did God say after creating man?
I can do so much better.
Q:What’s the difference between Ross Perot and Barack Obama?
A:Ross Perot is crackpot with big ears and Barack Obama is a pothead with big ears.
How are men like chocolates?
A.They never last long enough
B.They always leave stains whenever they get hot.
Mattel is coming out with a talking Barbie.
They say it was easy to get Barbie to talk.
The problem was getting Ken to listen.
I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'
So he gave me a kite.
What is the difference between a man and a catfish?
One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is a fish.