The best jokes about men

I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?' So he gave me a kite.
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has 24.26 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: men
Why does a man prefer blondes? Men always like intellectual company.
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has 24.15 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: blonde, men
What is the difference between a man and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is a fish.
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has 24.15 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal, fish, men
Why do doctors slap babies' butts right after they're born? To knock the penises off the smart ones.
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has 24.15 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: doctor, men
How do men define a "50/50" relationship? We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle.
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has 24.11 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: men, relationship
Q:What’s the difference between Ross Perot and Barack Obama? A:Ross Perot is crackpot with big ears and Barack Obama is a pothead with big ears.
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has 23.39 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: men
What should you give a man who has everything? A. A woman to show him how to work it. B. Penicillin.
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has 22.36 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: men, women, work
Q: What do you call a group of men found drowned in a wine vat? A: The Grape-full Dead!
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has 22.36 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: death, men, wine
Why do men buy electric lawn mowers? So they can find their way back to the house.
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has 22.18 % from 6 votes. More jokes about: men
Q: Why are men so happy? A: Because ignorance is bliss.
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has 22.04 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: men
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