The best jokes about men

How do men define a "50/50" relationship? We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle.
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has 24.11 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: men, relationship
Q: What do you call a group of men found drowned in a wine vat? A: The Grape-full Dead!
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has 24.11 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: death, men, wine
One spelling mistake can destroy your life! A husband wrote a message to his wife on his official trip and forgot to add 'e' at the end of a word: "I am having such a wonderful time! Wish you were her..!"
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has 23.85 % from 119 votes. More jokes about: husband, life, men, wife
Confucius say, man who fart in church sit in own pew.
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has 23.03 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: fart, men
A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of? Dating children.
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has 22.70 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: dating, kids, men, women
Why do men buy electric lawn mowers? So they can find their way back to the house.
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has 22.18 % from 6 votes. More jokes about: men
Q: What is the difference between a puppy and a man? A: Eventually the puppy will grow up and stop whining.
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has 22.04 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: men
How is Colonel Sanders like the typical male? All he's concerned with is legs, breasts, and thighs.
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has 21.90 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: men
Men and women were created equal but women continued to improve.
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has 21.85 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: men
Men are like.....Department Stores. Their clothes should always be half off.
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has 19.47 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: men
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