How can you tell soap operas are fictional? In real life, men aren't affectionate out of bed.
Men are like.....Department Stores. Their clothes should always be half off.
What's the biggest difference between men and women ? Men are crabby all month long.
If you want to know why men are called the 'opposite sex', express an opinion!
Mattel is coming out with a talking Barbie. They say it was easy to get Barbie to talk. The problem was getting Ken to listen.
How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus? At the circus the clowns don't talk.
John it’s alright muttering a few words in the church and finding yourself married, but if you mutter a few words in your sleep you might find yourself divorced.
What did God say after she made Eve? "Practice makes perfect."
Q: Why are there only snow men and not snow women? A: Because only men are dumb enough to stand out in the snow without a coat.
A classic Tommy Cooper gag "I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?" I said, "I can't make Tuesdays", was fifth.