What's the difference between a man and a messy room?
You can straighten up a messy room.
Q: What is the difference between a puppy and a man?
A: Eventually the puppy will grow up and stop whining.
How is Colonel Sanders like the typical male?
All he's concerned with is legs, breasts, and thighs.
Men and women were created equal but women continued to improve.
This stupid bug is appearing on a blasted line which would blow up the toilet.
Then they go like "Tom tom tom tom" then back to the toilet and stupidly disgusted by a recently married woman and erecting a man in a toilet.
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How can you tell soap operas are fictional?
In real life, men aren't affectionate out of bed.
Men are like.....Department Stores.
Their clothes should always be half off.
What's the biggest difference between men and women ?
Men are crabby all month long.
If you want to know why men are called the 'opposite sex', express an opinion!
Mattel is coming out with a talking Barbie.
They say it was easy to get Barbie to talk.
The problem was getting Ken to listen.