How do you know if a man is lying? His lips are moving!
How do most men compare to Mel Gibson? They have everything he has, except talent, money, and looks.
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? ONE......He just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him.
What do you call a handcuffed man? Trustworthy.
What did God say after creating man? I can do so much better.
Q:What’s the difference between Ross Perot and Barack Obama? A:Ross Perot is crackpot with big ears and Barack Obama is a pothead with big ears.
How are men like chocolates? A.They never last long enough B.They always leave stains whenever they get hot.
Mattel is coming out with a talking Barbie. They say it was easy to get Barbie to talk. The problem was getting Ken to listen.
I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?' So he gave me a kite.
What is the difference between a man and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is a fish.