The best jokes about men

How do you know if a man is lying? His lips are moving!
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How do most men compare to Mel Gibson? They have everything he has, except talent, money, and looks.
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How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? ONE......He just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him.
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has 26.11 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: light bulb, men
What do you call a handcuffed man? Trustworthy.
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has 25.81 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: men
What did God say after creating man? I can do so much better.
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has 25.67 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: god, men
Q:What’s the difference between Ross Perot and Barack Obama? A:Ross Perot is crackpot with big ears and Barack Obama is a pothead with big ears.
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has 25.12 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: men
How are men like chocolates? A.They never last long enough B.They always leave stains whenever they get hot.
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has 24.92 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: men
Mattel is coming out with a talking Barbie. They say it was easy to get Barbie to talk. The problem was getting Ken to listen.
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has 24.26 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: men
I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?' So he gave me a kite.
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has 24.26 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: men
What is the difference between a man and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is a fish.
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has 24.15 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal, fish, men
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