The best jokes about men

How is Colonel Sanders like the typical male? All he's concerned with is legs, breasts, and thighs.

Men and women were created equal but women continued to improve.

Confucius say, man who fart in church sit in own pew.

How can you tell soap operas are fictional? In real life, men aren't affectionate out of bed.

Men are like.....Department Stores. Their clothes should always be half off.

What's the biggest difference between men and women ? Men are crabby all month long.

If you want to know why men are called the 'opposite sex', express an opinion!

Mattel is coming out with a talking Barbie. They say it was easy to get Barbie to talk. The problem was getting Ken to listen.

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus? At the circus the clowns don't talk.