Q: What is the difference between a puppy and a man? A: Eventually the puppy will grow up and stop whining.
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? ONE......He just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him.
Knock knockrn Who's there? Woman who? Wo-man you where so nice to let me tell you this joke Knock knock. Who's there? Man. Man who? Man you where so nice to let me tell you this joke.
What do you call a handcuffed man? Trustworthy.
What did God say after creating man? I can do so much better.
Q:What’s the difference between Ross Perot and Barack Obama? A:Ross Perot is crackpot with big ears and Barack Obama is a pothead with big ears.
How are men like chocolates? A.They never last long enough B.They always leave stains whenever they get hot.
Men and women were created equal but women continued to improve.
Mattel is coming out with a talking Barbie. They say it was easy to get Barbie to talk. The problem was getting Ken to listen.
I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?' So he gave me a kite.