How do most men compare to Mel Gibson? They have everything he has, except talent, money, and looks.
Q: What is the difference between a puppy and a man? A: Eventually the puppy will grow up and stop whining.
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? ONE......He just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him.
What do you call a handcuffed man? Trustworthy.
What did God say after creating man? I can do so much better.
Q:What’s the difference between Ross Perot and Barack Obama? A:Ross Perot is crackpot with big ears and Barack Obama is a pothead with big ears.
How are men like chocolates? A.They never last long enough B.They always leave stains whenever they get hot.
Mattel is coming out with a talking Barbie. They say it was easy to get Barbie to talk. The problem was getting Ken to listen.
I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?' So he gave me a kite.
What is the difference between a man and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is a fish.