What do you call a handcuffed man?
Trustworthy.
Q: What does a shot of Everclear and a Woman have in common?
A: Both of them make men start talking nonsense!
Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
To stop the snoring before it starts.
Why don't women blink during foreplay?
They don't have time.
Q:What’s the difference between Ross Perot and Barack Obama?
A:Ross Perot is crackpot with big ears and Barack Obama is a pothead with big ears.
Why do doctors slap babies' butts right after they're born?
To knock the penises off the smart ones.
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
ONE......He just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him.
Vote:
How is Colonel Sanders like the typical male?
All he's concerned with is legs, breasts, and thighs.
A man, a woman, and a great survivor are trapped on an island.
The survivor finds a bunch of coconuts.
The man thinks to himself, "What if there are other people on the island? Then we won't be stranded!"
He throws coconuts at nearby ships, and the island was populated.
Everybody looks at him cross.
Then they kick him off the island.