The best jokes about men

How can you tell soap operas are fictional? In real life, men aren't affectionate out of bed.
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Men are like.....Department Stores. Their clothes should always be half off.
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What's the biggest difference between men and women ? Men are crabby all month long.
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If you want to know why men are called the 'opposite sex', express an opinion!
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Mattel is coming out with a talking Barbie. They say it was easy to get Barbie to talk. The problem was getting Ken to listen.
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How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus? At the circus the clowns don't talk.
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John it’s alright muttering a few words in the church and finding yourself married, but if you mutter a few words in your sleep you might find yourself divorced.
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What did God say after she made Eve? "Practice makes perfect."
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Q: Why are there only snow men and not snow women? A: Because only men are dumb enough to stand out in the snow without a coat.
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A classic Tommy Cooper gag "I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?" I said, "I can't make Tuesdays", was fifth.
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