The best jokes about men

Q: What is the difference between a puppy and a man? A: Eventually the puppy will grow up and stop whining.
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has 26.16 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: men
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? ONE......He just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him.
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has 26.11 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: light bulb, men
Knock knockrn Who's there? Woman who? Wo-man you where so nice to let me tell you this joke Knock knock. Who's there? Man. Man who? Man you where so nice to let me tell you this joke.
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has 26.11 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: knock-knock, men, women
What do you call a handcuffed man? Trustworthy.
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has 25.81 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: men
What did God say after creating man? I can do so much better.
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has 25.67 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: god, men
Q:What’s the difference between Ross Perot and Barack Obama? A:Ross Perot is crackpot with big ears and Barack Obama is a pothead with big ears.
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has 25.12 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: men
How are men like chocolates? A.They never last long enough B.They always leave stains whenever they get hot.
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has 24.92 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: men
Men and women were created equal but women continued to improve.
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has 24.26 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: men
Mattel is coming out with a talking Barbie. They say it was easy to get Barbie to talk. The problem was getting Ken to listen.
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has 24.26 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: men
I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?' So he gave me a kite.
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has 24.26 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: men
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