The best jokes about men

How is Colonel Sanders like the typical male? All he's concerned with is legs, breasts, and thighs.
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Men and women were created equal but women continued to improve.
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Confucius say, man who fart in church sit in own pew.
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How can you tell soap operas are fictional? In real life, men aren't affectionate out of bed.
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Men are like.....Department Stores. Their clothes should always be half off.
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What's the biggest difference between men and women ? Men are crabby all month long.
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If you want to know why men are called the 'opposite sex', express an opinion!
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Mattel is coming out with a talking Barbie. They say it was easy to get Barbie to talk. The problem was getting Ken to listen.
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Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."
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How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus? At the circus the clowns don't talk.
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