Egotistical Harry was always reminding people that he played semi-pro baseball.
"I was the James Bond type of player," he told his friends.
"I had all sorts of tricks to confuse the opposition."
"Batted .007," his wife added.
The way from the cabins to the ring is too long, says the boxer.
No worries, on your way back you will come back with the stretcher...
A regular Friday night poker game was still going strong well after midnight when one of the players returned from bathroom with an urgent report.
"Roger, listen," he told the host, "Walter's in the kitchen making love to your wife!"
"OK, that's it, guys," Roger said.
"This is positively the last deal."
When I see you, there's a Ruthian blast in my pants.
High five!
They presented him with a cup when he was a boxer.
It was to keep his teeth in.
What do you get if you cross a football team and an ice cream?
Aston Vanilla.
What’s the hardest thing about learning to ice skate?
The ice.
Football match Romania – Russia.
Romania wins and receives a telegram from Russia:
“You’ve won!
Stop.
Congratulations!
Stop.
Oil!
Stop.
Gas!
Stop...
Chuck Norris once scored a field goal, using a hockey stick!
Vote:
Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?
Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.