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The way from the cabins to the ring is too long, says the boxer. No worries, on your way back you will come back with the stretcher...
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A regular Friday night poker game was still going strong well after midnight when one of the players returned from bathroom with an urgent report. "Roger, listen," he told the host, "Walter's in the kitchen making love to your wife!" "OK, that's it, guys," Roger said. "This is positively the last deal."
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When I see you, there's a Ruthian blast in my pants. High five!
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The hardest thing about prizefighting is picking up your teeth wearing a boxing glove.
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They presented him with a cup when he was a boxer. It was to keep his teeth in.
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What do you get if you cross a football team and an ice cream? Aston Vanilla.
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Football match Romania – Russia. Romania wins and receives a telegram from Russia: “You’ve won! Stop. Congratulations! Stop. Oil! Stop. Gas! Stop...
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The boxer fells down in the fourth round. The referee starts counting. Billy’s grandmother gets up on her legs from the first row and screams: Stop counting for nothing, he won’t get up! I know him from the buss...
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After 8 rounds the boxer comes back in his corner, extremely grinded. The couch says to him: You should better take a decision! You want the champion title or the Nobel for peace...
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Our new midfielder cost ten million. I call him our wonder player. How come? Every time he plays I wonder “why the fuck did I bothered to buy him”!
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