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There was this kid who wanted to divorce his parents, so he takes them to court. The judge says, "do you want to live with your dad?" the kid says "no! he beats me!". The judge says,"you want to live with your mom?" "no! she beats me too!". So the judge says, "who do you want to live with then?" The kid says, "The Cleveland Browns...they can't beat anybody!"
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Q: What do the World Series and bears on birth control have in common? A: No Cubs
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What do you call a blonde that can suck a golf ball through a garden hose? "Darling."
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Marathon runners with bad shoes suffer the agony of de feet. Squash
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Did you know you can download the whole Tyson-Holyfield fight off the internet? It doesn’t take much memory – just two Bytes.
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has 23.34 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: IT, memory, sport, technology
Mrs. Williams: Ok kids let's play soccer SMACK! Anna:OW! Mrs. Williams: What happened Anna? Anna: Andy punched me! Mrs. Williams : Why did you punch Anna,Andy? Andy: You said let's play sock her, so I did.
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has 23.03 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: sport
On the ninth day, God said, "Let there be soccer." And it was good. Later on that day, God said, "Let there be one team to rule the others and set the standard for excellence." God said, "Let it be called the Manchester United." Later that day, God said, "Even Man U needs idiots." So HE made their fans.
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has 23.01 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: god, soccer, sport
Q: What do you get when you cross an alligator with a road runner? A: A 100 mph nigger eater.
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has 22.54 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people, morbid, racist, sport
The wife of a boxer wakes up because of the sounds that come from the dining room. She wakes her husband up: Rocky, I think someone wants a particular boxing lesson...
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has 22.36 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: husband, sport, wife
Q: How does David Beckham change a light bulb? A: He holds it in the air, and the world revolves around him.
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