The best sport jokes

Q: What do the World Series and bears on birth control have in common? A: No Cubs
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has 24.26 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: sport
What do you call a blonde that can suck a golf ball through a garden hose? "Darling."
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has 24.26 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: sport
Hey babe, can I get into your penalty box? High five!
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has 24.26 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: sport
Did you know you can download the whole Tyson-Holyfield fight off the internet? It doesn’t take much memory – just two Bytes.
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has 23.34 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: IT, memory, sport, technology
Mrs. Williams: Ok kids let's play soccer SMACK! Anna:OW! Mrs. Williams: What happened Anna? Anna: Andy punched me! Mrs. Williams : Why did you punch Anna,Andy? Andy: You said let's play sock her, so I did.
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has 23.03 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: sport
On the ninth day, God said, "Let there be soccer." And it was good. Later on that day, God said, "Let there be one team to rule the others and set the standard for excellence." God said, "Let it be called the Manchester United." Later that day, God said, "Even Man U needs idiots." So HE made their fans.
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has 23.01 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: god, soccer, sport
Q: What do you get when you cross an alligator with a road runner? A: A 100 mph nigger eater.
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has 22.51 % from 118 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people, morbid, racist, sport
The wife of a boxer wakes up because of the sounds that come from the dining room. She wakes her husband up: Rocky, I think someone wants a particular boxing lesson...
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has 22.36 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: husband, sport, wife
Q: How does David Beckham change a light bulb? A: He holds it in the air, and the world revolves around him.
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has 22.18 % from 6 votes. More jokes about: sport
My dad is really annoyed, I had the TV on and he accidentally saw the entire football match – he’d just wanted to watch the results on the news.
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has 22.18 % from 6 votes. More jokes about: sport
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