What did the tampon say to the other tampon in school?
I'll see you next period.
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Chuck Norris doesn't eat honey.
He chews bees...
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Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, you need to put your head up her ass to get her perspective.
Unicorns are extinct but Chuck Norris used all their horns as toothpicks.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she called the police to report a suspicious looking person lurking in her mirror.
A wife to her husband as they watch their young son playing:
"He's such a sensitive child.
Let's wait until he's older before we tell him you're an accountant."
Your mama's so stupid she tripped over a line on a basketball court.
Chuck Norris didn't cross the road... he was already on the other side...
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Voldemort once ran into Chuck Norris.
He is now known as Harry Potter.
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