Yo mama is so poor that she had to get a second mortgage on her cardboard box.
Where did the mooron take the baby cow to eat?
To the calf-ateria.
What's the difference between a mosquito and a woman?
When you slap a mosquito it stops sucking.
Chuck Norris roundhoused a guy so hard he starved to death before he stopped sliding.
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Why did the black guy cross the road?
Who the fuck cares, why is he out of the cotton field?
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Evolution's driving mechanism is nature's desperate attempt to escape Chuck Norris.
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Guns can kill, Chuck Norris does!
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Q: Where do you find elves?
A: Depends where you left them!
It's not the fall that kills you, it's Chuck Norris waiting for you at the bottom.
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Stores accept Monopoly money from Chuck Norris.
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