Chuck Norris didn't cross the road... he was already on the other side...
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Chuck Norris can turn on clapper lights by flexing.
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If Chuck Norris was an answer, there would be no question, Chuck Norris answers to nobody.
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Why did we have a global recession?
Because Chuck Norris asked "Whats a global Recession?"
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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a millionaire?
A bunny with money.
Chuck Norris can tell you what a lethal injection feels like
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One roomate said to another, “Man, this morning I woke up with white crud around my mouth!”
The other roomate said, “Oh, that's my fault, I guess I missed!”
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When Chuck Norris visits Africa, the animals are required to stay in their cars.
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Yo mama is so poor that she had to get a second mortgage on her cardboard box.
What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools?
A fruit stand.