How many divorced Women does it take to screw in a light bulb? 4,1 to screw in the bulb, 3 to form a support group.
A mother and baby camel are talking one day when the baby camel asks, "Mom why have I got these huge three-toed feet?" The mother replies, "Well son, when we trek across the desert your toes will help you to stay on top of the soft sand." "Okay," said the son. A few minutes later the son asks, "Mom, why have I got these great long eyelashes?" "They are there to keep the sand out of your eyes on the trips through the desert," "Thanks Mom," replies the son. After a short while, the son returns and asks, "Mom, why have I got these great big humps on my back?" The mother, now a little impatient with the boy replies, "They are there to help us store fat for our long treks across the desert, so we can go without water for long periods." "That's great mom, so we have huge feet to stop us sinking, and long eyelashes to keep the sand from our eyes and these humps to store water, but Mom ..." "Yes son?" "What good does all that do us here in the San Diego Zoo?"
What do Scientists have for snacks? Micro-chips.
Q: What's the worst thing you're likely to find in the school cafeteria? A: The Food!
What's worse than a male chauvinistic pig? A women who won't do what she's told.
Yo momma’s so fat, she sells shade in the summer.
How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, but he is never around when you need him.
Marraige is a 3-ring circus. Engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
A college freshman decided to try out for the football team. "Can you tackle?" asked the coach. "Watch this," said the freshman, who proceeded to run smack into a telephone pole, shattering it to splinters. "Wow," said the coach. "I'm impressed. Can you run?" "Of course I can run," said the freshman. He was off like a shot, and, in just over nine seconds, he had run a hundred yard dash. "Great!" enthused the coach. "But can you pass a football?" The freshman hesitated for a few seconds. "Well, sir," he said, "if I can swallow it, I can probably pass it."
How is a police car like a women? It flashes and It usually has a d*ck in it.