Chuck Norris lives in a all white house with all white furniture and all white carpet.
Why?
Dirt knows better.
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Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
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Little Johnny walks into his parent's room one night to find them having sex.
"Mom? What are you doing?" he asks his mom.
"Making a cake" his mom replies.
Later that week, Little Johnny walks asks his mom in the car "Were you and daddy making a cake on the couch" he asks.
"Yeah. Why?" his mom asks, confused and worried.
"Because I licked the icing off the couch! It was delicious!" he responded.
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One day, Little Johnny was with his father at home.
He asked: "What does "evolution" mean?"
His father replied, "Figure it out."
Next day, at school, during a math test, a boy raised his hand: "What's 289+308?"
The teacher said: "Figure it out."
Ten minutes later, Little Johnny looked at the boy and said: "Why don't you write "evolution"? Your teacher already told you!"
Chuck Norris can skip a track on a cassette.
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If it looks like chicken tastes like chicken and smells like chicken and Chuck Norris says it's beef then it's beef.
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Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her.
When Chuck Norris walks into a room, the mice jump on chairs.
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If guys had they periods, they would compare the size of their tampons.
Q: What dinosaur would Harry Potter be?
A: The Dinosorcerer