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Yo mama is so poor that she had to get a second mortgage on her cardboard box.
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has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: insulting, money, Yo mama
Where did the mooron take the baby cow to eat? To the calf-ateria.
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has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal
What's the difference between a mosquito and a woman? When you slap a mosquito it stops sucking.
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has 47.36 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, sex, women
Chuck Norris roundhoused a guy so hard he starved to death before he stopped sliding.
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has 47.29 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Why did the black guy cross the road? Who the fuck cares, why is he out of the cotton field?
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has 47.27 % from 103 votes. More jokes about: black people
Evolution's driving mechanism is nature's desperate attempt to escape Chuck Norris.
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has 47.24 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Guns can kill, Chuck Norris does!
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has 47.24 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Q: Where do you find elves? A: Depends where you left them!
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has 47.24 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: elf
It's not the fall that kills you, it's Chuck Norris waiting for you at the bottom.
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has 47.24 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Stores accept Monopoly money from Chuck Norris.
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has 47.24 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, money
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