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A wife catches her husband masturbating under the shower and approaches him. The husband: Oh dear, it was so dirty that I had to rub it so hard... it almost hurts!
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Q: What happens when you spin an asian man on a swivel chair? A: He gets disoriented!
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The whole idea of Jesus dying to pay for our sins is bullshit. Jews don't pay for anything.
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Why did the little black boy start crying when he had diarrhea? He thought he was melting.
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Q: Why haven't they sent any women to the moon? A: Because it doesn't need cleaning yet.
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Dinosaurs once crossed Chuck Norris. Once.
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Over breakfast one morning, a woman said to her husband, "I bet you don't know what day this is." "Of course I do," he irritatingly answered, going out the door to the office. At 11 AM, the doorbell rang, and when the woman opened the door, she was handed a bouquet of red roses. At 2 PM, a two pound box of her favorite chocolates arrived. Later, a boutique delivered a designer dress. The woman couldn't wait for her husband to come home. "First the flowers, then the chocolates, and then the dress!" she exclaimed. "I've never had a more wonderful ‘Independence day' in all my life!"
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Why did Rosa Parks die? She refused to go to the back of the ambulance!
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What do you say when you see your TV floating in the dark? "Drop it nigger!"
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Yo mama is so stupid that when a teacher told the class nobody is perfect, he replied, "I want to become nobody!"
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