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Whats the difference between a nigger and a large pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.
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How do lesbians handle their liquor? By the ears. (Lick her)
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What do you call 100 niggers on the bottom of the sea? A good start.
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What do you call a school bus full of black people? A rotten banana.
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What do men and sperm have in common? They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.
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A woman in the bar says that she wants to have plastic surgery to enlarge her breasts. Her husband tells her, "Hey, you don't need surgery to do that. I know how to do it without surgery." The lady asks, "How do I do it without surgery?" "Just rub toilet paper between them." Startled the lady asks, "How does that make them bigger?" "I don't know, but it worked for your ass."
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Q. Why do golfers carry two pairs of trousers with them? A. Just in case they get a hole in one.
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Stupid? He wanted to be a farmer. So he studied pharmacy.
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A man goes into a bank and asks the cashier to check his balance, so the cashier pushes him over.
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All I ask for is the opportunity to prove that money doesn’t buy happiness...All most people want is a chance to prove money can’t make them happy.
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