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Yo' Mama is so hairy, she has to part the hair on her butt to go to the bathroom.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, the only difference between her face and a bag of crap is the bag.
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When Chuck Norris punches someone in the stomach they get hit in the back of the head.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thinks her binoculars are opera glasses.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, people use her butt cheeks for a ski slope.
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A watched kettle never boils... unless Chuck Norris is doing the watching, in which case it explodes.
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What country do cows love to visit? Moo Zealand.
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Where do Danish cows come from? Cowpenhagenf.
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What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon? A hare dare.
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What do you call the everyday routines of rabbits? Rabbits habits.
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