Whats the difference between a nigger and a large pizza?
A pizza can feed a family of four.
How do lesbians handle their liquor?
By the ears.
(Lick her)
What do you call 100 niggers on the bottom of the sea?
A good start.
What do you call a school bus full of black people?
A rotten banana.
What do men and sperm have in common?
They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.
A woman in the bar says that she wants to have plastic surgery to enlarge her breasts.
Her husband tells her, "Hey, you don't need surgery to do that.
I know how to do it without surgery."
The lady asks, "How do I do it without surgery?"
"Just rub toilet paper between them."
Startled the lady asks, "How does that make them bigger?"
"I don't know, but it worked for your ass."
Q. Why do golfers carry two pairs of trousers with them?
A. Just in case they get a hole in one.
Stupid?
He wanted to be a farmer.
So he studied pharmacy.
A man goes into a bank and asks the cashier to check his balance, so the cashier pushes him over.
All I ask for is the opportunity to prove that money doesn’t buy happiness...All most people want is a chance to prove money can’t make them happy.