What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
"What is a man's idea of a balanced diet?"
"A Budweiser in each hand!"
Chuck Norris stared at the sun... the sun went blind.
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Yo momma is so fat, that when NASA put her on the moon, her breasts were the only things bouncing... just like on earth.
30 lumberjacks once tried to cut off Chuck Norris's beard...
They were never seen again.
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It's call a Chuck Steak because Chuck just kicked that cow's butt.
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Q: Why should you never set the turkey next to the desert?
A: Because he will gobble, gobble it up!
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Q: Why is it a bad idea for two butt cheeks to get married?
A: Because they part for every little shit.
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A young woman for whom a marriage with an old man was being arranged by her parents refused to go through with the ceremony because as she put it, " I don't want to feel old age creeping on me!"
The facts on this website are Chuck Norris' smallest acheivements.
If you knew what he was really capable of, you would never sleep at night.
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