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Q: What does NAACP stand for? A: National Association of Apes Called People
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has 45.40 % from 111 votes. More jokes about: black people
100 black people on the moon. That's a problem. 1,000 black people on the moon. That's a problem. 10,000 black people on the moon. That's a problem. 1,000,000 black people on the moon. That's a problem. 100,000,000 black people on the moon. That's a problem. 1,000,000,000 black people on the moon. That's a problem. All of the black people on the moon. Problem solved.
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has 45.39 % from 109 votes. More jokes about: racist
Question: How do you call a woman who always knows where her husband is? Answer: A widow.
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has 45.39 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: death, husband, women
Bruce Lee is the only person that lived from a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris. He died a year later.
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has 45.39 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, death
Q: What do a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common? A: In the end, someone is going to lose a trailer.
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has 45.39 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: divorce, redneck
There were 3 people on a boat, Chuck Norris, Jesus, and the Penelope, Jesus said "I bet I can walk across the water." He did, Chuck Norris tried, he did, the Penelope said "They did it that means I do it." , He tried, he sank, Jesus said: "Should I have told him about the rocks?" Chuck Norris said "What rocks?"
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has 45.39 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, christian, Chuck Norris, communication
One day, Little Johnny was with his father at home. He asked: "What does "evolution" mean?" His father replied, "Figure it out." Next day, at school, during a math test, a boy raised his hand: "What's 289+308?" The teacher said: "Figure it out." Ten minutes later, Little Johnny looked at the boy and said: "Why don't you write "evolution"? Your teacher already told you!"
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has 45.35 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: dad, little Johnny, math, school, stupid
A farmer was driving along the road with a load of fertilizer. A little boy, playing in front of his house, saw him and called, "What've you got in your truck?" "Fertilizer," the farmer replied. "What are you going to do with it?" asked the little boy. "Put it on strawberries," answered the farmer. "You ought to live here," the little boy advised him. "We put sugar and cream on ours."
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has 45.33 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: dirty, food
Chuck Norris can clog the toilet with his pee.
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has 45.33 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can divide prime numbers into whole numbers.
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has 45.33 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
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