Q: How long does the Easter Bunny like to party? A: Around the cluck!
What country do cows love to visit? Moo Zealand.
Where do Danish cows come from? Cowpenhagenf.
What do you call a mobile homes for rabbits? Wheelburrows.
What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon? A hare dare.
Why do rabbits go to the beauty parlor? For hare care.
Q: What are a couple of gay Mexicans called? A: Juan on Juan.
Chuck Norris gives poison ivy a rash.
What do you get if you cross a sorceress with a millionaire? A very witch person.
This Refrigeration Truck Driver goes into the bar and he asks the bartender "I'd like to have a shot of Gin." The bartender decides to have some fun with him. So the bartender says "All right, what kind of gin would you like?" The trucker said "You mean there's more than one kind of gin?" Bartender says "Sure. You've got Hydrogen, Oxyogen, and Nitrogen." The trucker said "Oh!!!! Well, did you know there are three kinds of turds?" Bartender says "What do you mean three kinds of turds?" Trucker says "Well, you've got Mustard, Custard, and you, you big shit. Now give me my gin."