The fact that the evil killer doll from the movie 'Child's play' is named 'Chucky' is not a coincidence.
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No one's afraid to criticize the US President, but no one even dares to say one bad thing about Chuck Norris...
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Yo' Mama is so skanky, when yo' daddy suggested doggie style, she laid down and licked her balls.
Q: Why doesn't the skeleton go to the party?
A: Because it had no body to go with no body get it.
I was walking down the street with my wife earlier when she accused me of being ashamed to be seen with her.
"That's total bollocks" I replied.
By text, from across the road.
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Q: Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
A: To get to the bottom...
Q: What is a sheep's favorite sport?
A: Baaasket baaall!
Chuck Norris can comment on Facebook posts, before you publish them.
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The fastest dialog in the world:
(WC door is opening)
Man inside: Heyyy!
Man outside: Sorryyy!
Most tough men eat nails for breakfast.
Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
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