How much do I owe Yo' Mama?
My dog came home happy last night.
Yo mama's so fat, she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook.
Yo' Mama is so hairy, she has to part the hair on her butt to go to the bathroom.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, the only difference between her face and a bag of crap is the bag.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thinks her binoculars are opera glasses.
Yo' Mama is so fat, people use her butt cheeks for a ski slope.
A watched kettle never boils... unless Chuck Norris is doing the watching, in which case it explodes.
Vote:
What country do cows love to visit?
Moo Zealand.
Where do Danish cows come from?
Cowpenhagenf.
What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon?
A hare dare.