Yo mama so fat she died.
A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, “You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side. You know what?” “What dear?” she asked gently, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth. ”I think you’re bad luck.”
What’s it called when a woman is paralysed from the waist down? Marriage.
Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
Yo mama is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping out the basement window.
The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse actually live in Chuck Norris's nutsack.
Why is marriage a three-ring circus? First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering.
Yo momma is so stupid when they asked her 1+1 she said "Ouch! it is a long story."
When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score a 1600.
Yo Mama has touched more knobs then the gas man.