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Q: How is spinach like anal sex? A: Chances are if you're forced to have it as a child you are probably going to hate it as an adult.
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has 45.29 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: age, black humor, food, kids, sex
Q: How do you piss off a man? A: Stand on his back and piss.
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has 45.29 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, mean, men
Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: Women's Rights.
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has 45.29 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: life, mean, women
Q: What do you call a man who run a cross the road and roll in the dirt then run back across? A: A double dirty crosser.
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has 45.29 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: dirty, men, travel
You momma so stupid I see her walking the pigs down the street I'd asked "What she doing?" And she said "Going piggy back riding"!
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has 45.29 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication, stupid, Yo mama
There was an old married couple who love each other very much. But each morning as he was waking up the husband let out a huge nasty wet fart with his wife right in the bed next to him. The wife always says "One day you're going to fart your guts out if you don't stop." Then one day the wife snapped she won't take it anymore and she got up extra early when downstairs and got the guts out of a turkey and put it in the bed behind. She went back downstairs to wait and then she heard the loud disgusting fart all the way down the stairs and then she hears nothing for a long while. Just as she's about to go upstairs and check on her husband he comes stomping down the steps and he says "Honey you were right after I get my guts out but with the grace of God and these two fingers I managed to shove them back up there again."
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has 45.29 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: age, disgusting, fart, life, marriage
Chuck Norris beat a black hole in a tug of war.
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has 45.29 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science, war
Chuck Norris cuts paper by sticking his fingers out in a V and moving them up and down.
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has 45.29 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
A man walks into his bedroom after work and is surprised to find his wife lying naked on the bed. After careful examination, he spies a pair of bare feet sticking out from underneath the curtains. He rips open the blinds to find a naked man standing there. "Who the hell are you?" he yells. The naked guy replies, "I'm the moth inspector." "Oh, yeah? What are you doing naked?" He looks down and exclaims, "Oh my God, I'm too late!"
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has 45.29 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: animal, god, marriage, wife, work
Chuck Norris failed recess because he dosent play games.
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has 45.29 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
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