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Yo' Mama is so fat, people use her butt cheeks for a ski slope.
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A watched kettle never boils... unless Chuck Norris is doing the watching, in which case it explodes.
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What country do cows love to visit? Moo Zealand.
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Where do Danish cows come from? Cowpenhagenf.
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What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon? A hare dare.
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What do you call the everyday routines of rabbits? Rabbits habits.
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Why do rabbits go to the beauty parlor? For hare care.
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What is the fiercest flower in the garden? The tiger lily.
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Chuck Norris gives poison ivy a rash.
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What do you get if you cross a sorceress with a millionaire? A very witch person.
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