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30 lumberjacks once tried to cut off Chuck Norris's beard... They were never seen again.
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Yo momma is so fat, that when NASA put her on the moon, her breasts were the only things bouncing... just like on earth.
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Chuck Norris stared at the sun... the sun went blind.
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A young woman for whom a marriage with an old man was being arranged by her parents refused to go through with the ceremony because as she put it, " I don't want to feel old age creeping on me!"
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It's call a Chuck Steak because Chuck just kicked that cow's butt.
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Q: Why should you never set the turkey next to the desert? A: Because he will gobble, gobble it up!
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Q: Why is it a bad idea for two butt cheeks to get married? A: Because they part for every little shit.
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Q: What is a sheep's favorite sport? A: Baaasket baaall!
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Chuck Norris found the stairway to heaven, but he prefers the elevator.
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The facts on this website are Chuck Norris' smallest acheivements. If you knew what he was really capable of, you would never sleep at night.
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