"What is a man's idea of a balanced diet?"
"A Budweiser in each hand!"
30 lumberjacks once tried to cut off Chuck Norris's beard...
They were never seen again.
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Yo momma is so fat, that when NASA put her on the moon, her breasts were the only things bouncing... just like on earth.
Chuck Norris stared at the sun... the sun went blind.
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A young woman for whom a marriage with an old man was being arranged by her parents refused to go through with the ceremony because as she put it, " I don't want to feel old age creeping on me!"
The facts on this website are Chuck Norris' smallest acheivements.
If you knew what he was really capable of, you would never sleep at night.
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The fact that the evil killer doll from the movie 'Child's play' is named 'Chucky' is not a coincidence.
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No one's afraid to criticize the US President, but no one even dares to say one bad thing about Chuck Norris...
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Yo' Mama is so skanky, when yo' daddy suggested doggie style, she laid down and licked her balls.
Q: What is a sheep's favorite sport?
A: Baaasket baaall!