Yo' Mama is so fat, people use her butt cheeks for a ski slope.
A watched kettle never boils... unless Chuck Norris is doing the watching, in which case it explodes.
What country do cows love to visit? Moo Zealand.
Where do Danish cows come from? Cowpenhagenf.
What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon? A hare dare.
What do you call the everyday routines of rabbits? Rabbits habits.
Why do rabbits go to the beauty parlor? For hare care.
What is the fiercest flower in the garden? The tiger lily.
Chuck Norris gives poison ivy a rash.
What do you get if you cross a sorceress with a millionaire? A very witch person.