A young woman for whom a marriage with an old man was being arranged by her parents refused to go through with the ceremony because as she put it, " I don't want to feel old age creeping on me!"
I was walking down the street with my wife earlier when she accused me of being ashamed to be seen with her.
"That's total bollocks" I replied.
By text, from across the road.
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Q: What kind of doctor does a duck visit?
A: A Ducktor.
A woman asks an agriculturalist: "Please, tell me what shall I do? I have a garden but nothing grows there, like flowers or vegetables."
The agriculturalist says: "You know, it is to dung the garden with a good fertilizer."
The woman says: "And wouldn´t it be better to plant the vegetables directly into the ass?"
Q: Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
A: To get to the bottom...
It's call a Chuck Steak because Chuck just kicked that cow's butt.
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Q: Why should you never set the turkey next to the desert?
A: Because he will gobble, gobble it up!
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Q: Why is it a bad idea for two butt cheeks to get married?
A: Because they part for every little shit.
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The fastest dialog in the world:
(WC door is opening)
Man inside: Heyyy!
Man outside: Sorryyy!
Most tough men eat nails for breakfast.
Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
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