Chuck Norris doesn't celebrate Xmas, Xmas celebrates Chuck Norris.
Q: What do you get if you mix a rabbit and a snake? A: A jump rope!
Q: Why does a dog lick himself? A: He can't make a fist.
Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris... Okay, I've finished my morning prayers.
Q: What is difference between man and Superman? A: Man wears underwear under the trouser and superman wears it over the trouser.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she gave your kids a "Yo' Grandmama Is So Stupid" joke book.
Superman's weakness isn't kryptonite, it's obvious who it is...
What's a moo hoo for a stuffed steer? A full bull.
What do rabbits put in their computers? Hoppy disks.
What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider? A harenet.