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Chuck Norris doesn't celebrate Xmas, Xmas celebrates Chuck Norris.
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Q: What do you get if you mix a rabbit and a snake? A: A jump rope!
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Q: Why does a dog lick himself? A: He can't make a fist.
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Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris... Okay, I've finished my morning prayers.
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Q: What is difference between man and Superman? A: Man wears underwear under the trouser and superman wears it over the trouser.
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has 39.39 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: men
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she gave your kids a "Yo' Grandmama Is So Stupid" joke book.
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has 39.39 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: insulting, kids, stupid, Yo mama
Superman's weakness isn't kryptonite, it's obvious who it is...
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has 39.39 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
What's a moo hoo for a stuffed steer? A full bull.
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What do rabbits put in their computers? Hoppy disks.
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What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider? A harenet.
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