I've recently got a stalker.
He's everywhere all the time.
And his thing is that he sends other people to profess his love for me.
So I can be walking down the street and all of a sudden a lady will appear screaming: "JESUS LOVES YOU."
Q: How many niggers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: There are no light bulbs in Africa.
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How do you get a Michigan girl into an elevator?
Grease her hips, and throw in a Twinkie.
Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza.
A: One comes out of the oven alive.
Q: What do you call a black and white thing rolling down a hill
A: A maori and a segull fighting over a fishhead.
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Scientists have predicted the world will end in 2012, but that's just a guess when Chusk Norris' patience will run out.
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What is more disgusting than a pile of 100 dead babies?
One live one in the middle is eating its way out.
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What do you call 100 niggers on the bottom of the sea?
A good start.
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What difference is between a man and Paris?
The Paris remains Paris!
A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink.
After a few more he needs to go to the can.
He doesn't want anyone to steal his drink so he puts a sign on it saying,
"I spat in this beer, do not drink!".
After a few minutes he returns and there is another sign next to his beer saying, "So did I!"