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I've recently got a stalker. He's everywhere all the time. And his thing is that he sends other people to profess his love for me. So I can be walking down the street and all of a sudden a lady will appear screaming: "JESUS LOVES YOU."
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has 22.70 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: life
Q: How many niggers does it take to change a light bulb? A: There are no light bulbs in Africa.
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has 22.67 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
How do you get a Michigan girl into an elevator? Grease her hips, and throw in a Twinkie.
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has 22.66 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza. A: One comes out of the oven alive.
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has 22.62 % from 133 votes. More jokes about: jewish, morbid, racist
Q: What do you call a black and white thing rolling down a hill A: A maori and a segull fighting over a fishhead.
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has 22.57 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people, racist, white people
Scientists have predicted the world will end in 2012, but that's just a guess when Chusk Norris' patience will run out.
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has 22.41 % from 186 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science, time
What is more disgusting than a pile of 100 dead babies? One live one in the middle is eating its way out.
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has 22.39 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
What do you call 100 niggers on the bottom of the sea? A good start.
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has 22.39 % from 103 votes. More jokes about: black humor
What difference is between a man and Paris? The Paris remains Paris!
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has 22.39 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: life
A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. After a few more he needs to go to the can. He doesn't want anyone to steal his drink so he puts a sign on it saying, "I spat in this beer, do not drink!". After a few minutes he returns and there is another sign next to his beer saying, "So did I!"
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has 22.36 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar, beer
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