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Q: Why did the black person fill uncomfortable? A: Because he was surrounded by crackers.
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has 24.11 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, white people
So this retarded blind couple just lives in Guantanamo Bay. The prison warden told us soon these little fishies would grow gills. So we have been feeding our fishies since 911 they all been fed really well. In our daily water events until I told my wife, "there is a problem these fish haven't grown any gills." So we told the Warden and he laughed he said: "you know what you've been doing since 911 the blind couple relied on what!" The warden replied, "well you've been waterboarding convicted isis terrorists!" The blind couple said, "what happens to the fishes?" The warden replied, "well they are dead of course!"
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has 24.08 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: death, fish, health, prison, terrorist
YOUR MOMS HOUSE IS SO POOR I WENT TO KNOCK ON HER DOOR AND A ROACH TRIPPED ME AND A RAT TOOK MY WALET.
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has 24.05 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: animal, Yo mama
The soldier serving in Hong Kong was annoyed and upset when his girl wrote breaking off their engagement and asking for her photograph back. He went out and collected from his friends all the unwanted photographs of women that he could find, bundled them all together and sent them back with a note saying, “I regret to inform you that I cannot remember which one is you — please keep your photo and return the others.”
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has 23.90 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: military
One morning I called my girlfriend and his father picked "Hello who are you?" I heard that heavy voice and quickly replied a while "hey Eric where are you the choir is about to begin?" "What choir?" he asked. "Come on Eric stop kidding around and get your ass over here" the father then replied "Sorry am not Eric and I don't know what you are talking about I am dr Stephen" he said. I then said "oh sorry I must have misdialled" I then hang up and decided I am never gonna call that girl again...
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has 23.85 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: church, communication, dad, phone, relationship
Q: Do you know what happends with a nigger if he sticks up 12 varningssigns in his ass? A: He becomes a toblerone!
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has 23.85 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: black people, dirty, food
Chuck Norris does infinit loops in 4 seconds.
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has 23.85 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math, time
One​ day a British came to India. He met a pan wala. He asked can you teach me Hindi. The betel man agreed. He said "Ye mera pan patta,yeh tumhare pan patta, yeh ham Sabka pan patta". The Britisher said "Yeh mera pant phatta,yeh tumhara pant phatta,yeh ham Sabka pant phatta".
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has 23.83 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: communication, ethnic, geography
Q: How big are the pastro's beds? A: Oh c'mon, it knows every little kid.
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has 23.83 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: dirty, kids, religious, sex
You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In reality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
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has 23.79 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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