Q. How many night club bouncers does it take to throw someone down the stairs? A. None! He fell.
Did you know you can download the whole Tyson-Holyfield fight off the internet? It doesn’t take much memory – just two Bytes.
Well goodnight everyone. I have to get up early tomorrow to do nothing and still make more money than all of you!
If Chuck Norris ran for president, the competition would drop out, and he would get infinite terms.
Q: What do you buy at a black guys garage sale? A: Your shit back.
Q: Why are jelly beans alot like the world? A: Because everyone hates the black ones.
Q:What did the black girl say while having sex? A:Dad get off me your crushing my ciggs.
Q: Do you know what happends with a nigger if he sticks up 12 varningssigns in his ass? A: He becomes a toblerone!
Johnny collected lots of money from trick or treating and he went to the candy store to buy some chocolate. "You should give that money to charity", said the shopkeeper. "No, I'll buy the chocolate. YOU give the money to charity!"