I've recently got a stalker. He's everywhere all the time. And his thing is that he sends other people to profess his love for me. So I can be walking down the street and all of a sudden a lady will appear screaming: "JESUS LOVES YOU."
Q: How many niggers does it take to change a light bulb? A: There are no light bulbs in Africa.
How do you get a Michigan girl into an elevator? Grease her hips, and throw in a Twinkie.
Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza. A: One comes out of the oven alive.
Q: What do you call a black and white thing rolling down a hill A: A maori and a segull fighting over a fishhead.
Scientists have predicted the world will end in 2012, but that's just a guess when Chusk Norris' patience will run out.
What is more disgusting than a pile of 100 dead babies? One live one in the middle is eating its way out.
What do you call 100 niggers on the bottom of the sea? A good start.
What difference is between a man and Paris? The Paris remains Paris!
A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. After a few more he needs to go to the can. He doesn't want anyone to steal his drink so he puts a sign on it saying, "I spat in this beer, do not drink!". After a few minutes he returns and there is another sign next to his beer saying, "So did I!"