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Q. How many night club bouncers does it take to throw someone down the stairs? A. None! He fell.
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has 23.34 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: alcohol
Did you know you can download the whole Tyson-Holyfield fight off the internet? It doesn’t take much memory – just two Bytes.
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has 23.34 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: IT, memory, sport, technology
Chuck Norris talks in my sleep.
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has 23.32 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Well goodnight everyone. I have to get up early tomorrow to do nothing and still make more money than all of you!
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has 23.32 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: money, political, republican
If Chuck Norris ran for president, the competition would drop out, and he would get infinite terms.
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has 23.27 % from 103 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, political
Q: What do you buy at a black guys garage sale? A: Your shit back.
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has 23.19 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: Why are jelly beans alot like the world? A: Because everyone hates the black ones.
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has 23.18 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q:What did the black girl say while having sex? A:Dad get off me your crushing my ciggs.
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has 23.15 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: sex
Q: Do you know what happends with a nigger if he sticks up 12 varningssigns in his ass? A: He becomes a toblerone!
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has 23.04 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: black people, dirty, food
Johnny collected lots of money from trick or treating and he went to the candy store to buy some chocolate. "You should give that money to charity", said the shopkeeper. "No, I'll buy the chocolate. YOU give the money to charity!"
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has 23.03 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: food, money
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