Best jokes ever

What should you call a bald teddy? Fred bear .

Yo mama so dumb that when she looked in a mirror she yelled stop copying me.

Chuck Norris can turn toast back into bread.

Chuck Norris knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.

If Chuck Norris were a substance, he would abuse you.

My friend to me "I don't understand why Chuck Norris is the butt of so many jokes." Me to the friend "Well he does kick a lot of them."

What kind of cars do rabbits drive? Hop rods.

Chuck Norris went up the creek without a paddle... or a canoe.

"Life is like a box of chocolates." Not all the black ones can be trusted.

I feel like every nature documentary is directed by a psychopath. "Here's the cutest baby animal ever." "Now let's watch something eat it."