Chuck Norris walks up his staircase to get to the basement.
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How does a man save a woman from being attacked on the street at night?
He controls himself.
Yo' Mama is so dirty, roaches check into her laundry basket, but they don't check out.
How can you tell if a man is happy?
Who cares?
Yo' Mama is so nasty, when she walks the dog, they both use the same bush.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she put a cucumber in her panties and pulled out a pickle.
Stevie Wonder recently told his wife that he wants to see other people.
Chuck Norris once won a staredown over a walkie talkie.
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What do you call kids born in whorehouses?
Brothel sprouts.
What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs?
An elephant with diarrhea.