Yo momma so skinny she looks like a mic stand.
Chuck Norris eats rainbows to taste the Skittles.
What are the spots on black-and-white cows? Holstaines.
What do you call the reindeer with one eye higher than the other? Isaiah.
A pollock walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist if he sells condoms. We have some for 75 cents a peace. The man asks for two. The pharmacist calculates the total and says, "That will be $1.58 with tax, sir." The pollock says, "Oh, these come with tacks? I was wondering how you keep them on."
There was a fire at the local tax office but the fire brigade managed to put it out before any serious good was done.
What's the best way to catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on him.
Chuck Norris was the original star of "24." It was called "1."
What do you call a herd of cows in a psychiatrists office? An encownter group.
What's the fastest way to send a rabbit? Haremail.