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What's lil Wayne's favorite kind of pizza? Little Seizures. What? To soon?
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Which rabbit was in Western movies? Hopalong Cassidy.
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What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast? How slime flies.
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Mother to little boy: ‘Stop pulling the cat’s tail.’ Boy: ‘I’m not. I’m just holding it. It’s the cat that’s doing the pulling.’
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What do you call an incestuous nephew? An aunt-eater.
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Did you hear about the rabbit who got a job in a watch factory? Alike did was stand around making faces.
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What did one slug say to another who had hit him and rushed off? I ll get you next slime.
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Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges? He's the Easter Bungee.
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What do you do when two snails have a fight? Leave them to slug it out.
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Once upon a time, Chuck Norris moved a Mack truck out of his way. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
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