What should you call a bald teddy? Fred bear .
Yo mama so dumb that when she looked in a mirror she yelled stop copying me.
Chuck Norris can turn toast back into bread.
Chuck Norris knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.
If Chuck Norris were a substance, he would abuse you.
My friend to me "I don't understand why Chuck Norris is the butt of so many jokes." Me to the friend "Well he does kick a lot of them."
What kind of cars do rabbits drive? Hop rods.
Chuck Norris went up the creek without a paddle... or a canoe.
"Life is like a box of chocolates." Not all the black ones can be trusted.
I feel like every nature documentary is directed by a psychopath. "Here's the cutest baby animal ever." "Now let's watch something eat it."