Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?
Because from a distance they looked like hares.
What do you call a poodle with no legs?
A sponge.
Yo mama's so fat when people look at her they instantly got cancer and type two diabetes
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Chuck Norris walks up his staircase to get to the basement.
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How does a man save a woman from being attacked on the street at night?
He controls himself.
Yo' Mama is so dirty, roaches check into her laundry basket, but they don't check out.
How can you tell if a man is happy?
Who cares?
Yo' Mama is so nasty, when she walks the dog, they both use the same bush.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she put a cucumber in her panties and pulled out a pickle.
Q:Why don't hockey players drink tea?
A:Because the Canadiens and Red Wings have all the cups.