What are the spots on black-and-white cows?
Holstaines.
What hair style is a calf's favorite?
The cowlick.
Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges?
He's the Easter Bungee.
Rabbit: "I got kicked out of my cage for not paying the rent. My wife walked out and took our twenty-nine bunnies with her. I m all out of carrots. What should I do?"
Friend: "Don't worry; be hoppy!"
What book did the rabbit take on vacation?
One with a hoppy ending.
What's a rabbits favorite musical?
Hare.
Which rabbit is a famous comedian?
Bob Hop.
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?
Because from a distance they looked like hares.
What do you call a poodle with no legs?
A sponge.
Yo mama's so fat when people look at her they instantly got cancer and type two diabetes
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