What's lil Wayne's favorite kind of pizza? Little Seizures. What? To soon?
Which rabbit was in Western movies? Hopalong Cassidy.
What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast? How slime flies.
Mother to little boy: ‘Stop pulling the cat’s tail.’ Boy: ‘I’m not. I’m just holding it. It’s the cat that’s doing the pulling.’
What do you call an incestuous nephew? An aunt-eater.
Did you hear about the rabbit who got a job in a watch factory? Alike did was stand around making faces.
What did one slug say to another who had hit him and rushed off? I ll get you next slime.
Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges? He's the Easter Bungee.
What do you do when two snails have a fight? Leave them to slug it out.
Once upon a time, Chuck Norris moved a Mack truck out of his way. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.