"What is the thickest book in the world? What Men Think They Know About Women."
What do you call a bear with no teeth? (A gummy bear!)
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she can only grow hair on her nuts.
Chuck Norris once drank a Red Bull and the can grew wings.
Yo' Mama is so dirty, she has to use Right Guard and Left Guard.
Yo momma’s so ugly, yo daddy takes her to work just so he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.
Why did the blonde stand in front of the mirror with her eyes closed? She wanted to see what she looked like asleep.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she steals her breakfast from backyard bird feeders.
Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors? Because, if it had 4 doors it would be chicken sedan.
Two hunters shot a deer, and were dragging him to the car by the hind leg, which was difficult because the other legs kept snagging in the brush. "Chet, I've got an idea, I think we are doing this wrong. Let's try dragging him by the horns, like we were advised by the ammo-store salesman." "OK," says Ivan. After a while, Ivan says, "I think this is a lot better because his legs fold up and don't get caught in the brush, but we seem to be getting farther from the car."