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Chuck Norris was about to die... until the Grim Reaper phoned in sick.
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has 53.01 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, phone
What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead black person in the road? There’s skid marks in front of the skunk.
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has 53.00 % from 251 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people, death
A little boy asks his Mum "why am I black and you are white ?" "Don't even ask," she replies "when I think back to that party... you are lucky that you not bark !"
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has 52.99 % from 199 votes. More jokes about: black people, dirty, kids, party, white people
Chuck Norris put his phone on air-plane mode and flew it.
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has 52.97 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: airplane, Chuck Norris, phone, travel
Chuck Norris can in fact eat water.
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has 52.97 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris sets his watch, he sets time itself.
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has 52.97 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
Chuck Norris doesnt' walk away from explosions, explosions walk away from Chuck Norris.
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has 52.97 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris opens a bag of Doritos, it's fucking full!
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has 52.96 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Your moms like a christmass tree all the guys put there balls on her.
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has 52.96 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, Yo mama
There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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