Chuck Norris was about to die... until the Grim Reaper phoned in sick.
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What is the difference between a black monopoly board and a white one.
The black on you roll any number and you go to jail.
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When Chuck Norris sets his watch, he sets time itself.
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Chuck Norris doesnt' walk away from explosions, explosions walk away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can in fact eat water.
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What do you do if you see your TV floating?
Say " DROP IT NIGGA".
What do you do if you see you refridgerator floating?
Run because that is one hell of a big black guy!
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A Muslim safely departs from a plane.
When Chuck Norris opens a bag of Doritos, it's fucking full!
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Your moms like a christmass tree all the guys put there balls on her.
What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead black person in the road?
There’s skid marks in front of the skunk.
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