Three statisticians go out hunting together.
After a while they spot a solitary rabbit.
The first statistician takes aim and overshoots.
The second aims and undershoots.
The third shouts out "We got him!"
What's worse than 11 dead babies stapled to a tree?
1 dead baby stapled to 11 trees.
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Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?
A: A bulldoser.
Wife:"There's trouble with car. It has water in the carburetor."
Husband:"Water in a carburetor? That's ridiculous."
Wife:"I tell you the cas has water in the carburetor."
Husband:"You don't even know what a carburetor is.I'll check it out. Where's the car?"
Wife:"In the pool."
One day Chuck Norris wanted to make a prank to whole world.
So Justin Bieber was created.
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Two sperm are in the body looking for the egg when one of them starts to wonder why it is taking so long.
He asks the other sperm, "aren't we near the uterus yet?"
"No," replied the other sperm, "we haven't even gotten to the esophagus."
Chuck Norris can keep up with the Kardashians.
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An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have: the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
Q: How do you fix a woman’s watch?
A: You don’t. There is a clock on the oven.
When Viagra first came out my wife and I decided to give it a go to see what all the fuss was about.
I popped the pill and waited the 15 minutes and then it was on for young and old.
We timed the performance to the minute and it all finally subsided at 3 hours and 17 minutes.
I asked the missus what she thought and she simply stated that she couldn't understand what all the hype was about for an extra 17 minutes...