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Three statisticians go out hunting together. After a while they spot a solitary rabbit. The first statistician takes aim and overshoots. The second aims and undershoots. The third shouts out "We got him!"
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has 53.46 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: math
What's worse than 11 dead babies stapled to a tree? 1 dead baby stapled to 11 trees.
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has 53.44 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: dead baby, disgusting, morbid
Q: What do you call a sleeping bull? A: A bulldoser.
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has 53.39 % from 99 votes. More jokes about: kids
Wife:"There's trouble with car. It has water in the carburetor." Husband:"Water in a carburetor? That's ridiculous." Wife:"I tell you the cas has water in the carburetor." Husband:"You don't even know what a carburetor is.I'll check it out. Where's the car?" Wife:"In the pool."
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has 53.37 % from 127 votes. More jokes about: marriage
One day Chuck Norris wanted to make a prank to whole world. So Justin Bieber was created.
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has 53.36 % from 120 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Two sperm are in the body looking for the egg when one of them starts to wonder why it is taking so long. He asks the other sperm, "aren't we near the uterus yet?" "No," replied the other sperm, "we haven't even gotten to the esophagus."
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has 53.35 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: sex
Chuck Norris can keep up with the Kardashians.
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has 53.35 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have: the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
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has 53.35 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: marriage
Q: How do you fix a woman’s watch? A: You don’t. There is a clock on the oven.
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has 53.35 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: time, women
When Viagra first came out my wife and I decided to give it a go to see what all the fuss was about. I popped the pill and waited the 15 minutes and then it was on for young and old. We timed the performance to the minute and it all finally subsided at 3 hours and 17 minutes. I asked the missus what she thought and she simply stated that she couldn't understand what all the hype was about for an extra 17 minutes...
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has 53.35 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex, time, viagra, wife
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