There was a fire at the local tax office but the fire brigade managed to put it out before any serious good was done.
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family.
She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"
The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."
Yo momma so poor...
She hangs the Toilet paper out to dry.
Q: Why do hurricanes travel so fast?
A: Because if they travelled slowly, we'd have to call them slow-i-canes.
Your mother is so fat, that when she jumped for joy, she got stuck!
Yo mama so fat her boobs squirts out milk.
Your nails are so long when you come around the corner the police arrested you for dangerous weapons.
Chuck Norris has an Xbox Live account. On Playstation
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Chuck Norris can watch DVD's on a VCR.
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Ghost Busters call Chuck Norris.
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