Cement took a teaspoon of Chuck Norris to harden up!
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What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards?
A receding hare line.
Kings buy Chuck Norris size beds.
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Chuck Norris sky dives without a parachute.
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Chuck did enter the Dragon.
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The tides don't change because of the moon; the sea just wants to be as far away as possible from Chuck Norris.
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Before sliced bread, people used to say "That's the greatest thing since Chuck Norris".
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If, by some incredible space-time parodox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win.
Period.
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When Chuck Norris visits Europe on vacation, France surrenders.
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Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
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