Chuck Norris made this sentence finish.
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Yo mama's so fat that when she goes walking on the beach in heals she strikes oil.
Q: Know how to solve the Serbian/Bosnian problem in less than 48 hours?
A: Put Janet Reno in charge.
What do cows do when they re introduced?
They give each other a milk shake.
Chuck Norris once squeezed an M&M so hard that it turned into a Skittle.
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Did you hear about the race horse that was so late coming in?
They had to pay the jockey overtime!
Teller: "Why did the blonde move to L.A.?"
Blonde: "I don't know. Why?"
Teller: "It was easier to spell."
Blonde: "Easier than what?"
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
My mother has painted a picture with such cold colours that if I want to take a look at it closely, I must have an anorak, the gloves, the winter cap and a scarf on, not to freeze.
It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.