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Your nails are so long when you come around the corner the police arrested you for dangerous weapons.
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Chuck Norris can surf on lava.
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Why don't whales eat sushi very often? Of course whales like sushi. It's just those itty-bitty chop sticks that keep getting stuck in their teeth.
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If Chuck Norris were a toy, you wouldn't play with him, he'll play with you.
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How do you go about hiring a horse? Try two pairs of stilts!
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Champions eat Wheaties for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats Champions for breakfast.
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Big Brother isn't watching you. Chuck Norris is watching you!
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Why is the Apple still reporting record profits from iPhone sales? Because iPhone users are just as oblivious to the looming recession as they are to the people around them.
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Chuck Norris boils an egg by holding it.
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Seth: "Why is basketball the messiest Olympic sport?" Will: "I don't know." Seth: "Because the players dribble all over the court!"
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