Kings buy Chuck Norris size beds.
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Chuck Norris sky dives without a parachute.
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Chuck did enter the Dragon.
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The tides don't change because of the moon; the sea just wants to be as far away as possible from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can surf on lava.
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Why don't whales eat sushi very often?
Of course whales like sushi.
It's just those itty-bitty chop sticks that keep getting stuck in their teeth.
If Chuck Norris were a toy, you wouldn't play with him, he'll play with you.
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How do you go about hiring a horse?
Try two pairs of stilts!
Champions eat Wheaties for breakfast.
Chuck Norris eats Champions for breakfast.
Big Brother isn't watching you.
Chuck Norris is watching you!
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