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What happens to black people after they die? Nigger Mortis.
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Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A: We have to stick together.
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has 53.69 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: kids
A husband and wife go to a restaurant. The waiter approaches the table to take their order. "I'll have your biggest, juiciest steak," says the husband. "But sir, what about the mad cow?" asks the waiter. "Oh," says the husband, "she'll order for herself."
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has 53.69 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: food, husband, marriage, wife
Even though Chuck Norris' lives in Dallas, Texas, his house still has spectacular views of both the Atlantic and Pacific oceans.
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has 53.67 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The pregnancy report of Santu’s wife came. Doctor said, "Oh, nothing to get excited, it was just the gas problem." Santu looks up at the sky towards the God and says, "Lord, What have you given me, a penis or an Air Pump."
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A newly-wed couple didn’t know the difference between putty and Vaseline. A week after the marriage all their windows fell out. Which was the least of their worries.
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What is something nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.
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Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
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Nobody has ever told Chuck Norris a yo-mama joke and lived to tell about it.
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Sure, I love to cook, but that doesn't mean I'm against eating out.
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has 53.62 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: dirty, food
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