Chuck Norris beat the light speed by 2 hours and 23 minutes.
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Chuck Norris's motorcycle has 4WD.
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No sense in playing Clue with Chuck Norris, we know it was Chuck Norris with a roundhouse kick in any room.
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Nietzsche's book was originally called Also Sparch Chuck Norris.
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The reason everything is better in Texas is because Chuck Norris said so.
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Chuck Norris needs no further explanation.
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What do cows like to listen to?
Moo-sic.
How do you make a milkshake?
Give a cow a pogo stick.
Cement took a teaspoon of Chuck Norris to harden up!
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What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards?
A receding hare line.