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Chuck Norris once won a blinking contest against a statue!
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has 53.31 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
What''s the difference between a gay rodeo and a straight rodeo? At a straight rodeo everyone yells, "Ride that sucker"
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has 53.26 % from 129 votes. More jokes about: gay
Every mobile phone user has complained like this: Don't text me while I'm in the middle of texting you, because now I have to change the whole text.
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has 53.25 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: IT, phone
How the children from Chernobil count from one to hundred? On the fingers!
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has 53.25 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A: A dino-snore!
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has 53.24 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: communication, dinosaur
Why do Mexicans eat beans for dinner? So they can take bubble baths.
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has 53.24 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: black humor
A school in the United States is on fire. One fireman is throwing the kids through the window, while the other one is standing on the ground and catching them. After half of an hour the upper fireman asks: Hey man, why aren't you catching black kids? Oh damn, I thought these were the burnt ones.
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has 53.24 % from 115 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Chuck Norris was about to die... until the Grim Reaper phoned in sick.
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has 53.22 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, phone
A blonde decides to join the military thinking she can meet a few guys. What is wrong with this joke? 1. This isn't a joke 2. The blonde is thinking
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has 53.22 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: blonde, military
"Isn't the principal a dummy!" said a boy to a girl. "Say, do you know who I am?" asked the girl. "No." "I'm the principal's daughter." "And do you know who I am?" asked the boy. "No," she replied. "Thank goodness!"
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has 53.18 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: school
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