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Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is working? A: Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No.
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Q: What did the blonde say when she tried driving stick for the first time? A: "How do you shift this thing?" (you make jacking off motions).
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A man goes skydiving. After a fantastic free fall he pulls the rip cord to open his parachute but nothing happens. He tries everything but can't get it open. Just then another man flies by him, going UP. The skydiver yells, "Hey, you know anything about parachutes? The man replies, "No, you know anything about gas stoves?
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What happened when the shark became famous? He tured into a starfish.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with his gun over his pillow.
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It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.
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When customs finds something in your butt, how do you act surprised?
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What do you call a penguin in the desert? Lost!
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal
Where do cows like to ride on trains? In the cow-boose.
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, travel
A young, innocent couple goes on their honeymoon. They get naked and jump into bed, but neither knows what to do. Eventually, they decide to rub their noses together. After awhile, they decide to rub their toes together. Finally, they begin to rub their hips together. Suddenly, the man jumps up and runs to the bathroom. After several minutes, he returns to the bedroom, looking scared. "What happened?" asks his bride. "I don't know," he replies, "but something curdled my urine!"
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