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Pull on a coworker is to press ctrl+print screen on their workstation, then paste it into Paint, save the pic, and set it as the desktop background. Move all of their icons to the trash. When they get back to their desk, clicking won't accomplish anything!
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Chuck Norris can drink from an empty cup.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have an ESC key on his computer, no one ever escapes.
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All men are born equal. Chuck Norris was just born more equal than everyone else.
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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? Zero.
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There are no bombs, Chuck Norris just jumps out of a helicopter and punches the ground.
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Chuck Norris once made a crippled man run away.
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Chuck Norris can watch music.
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There is no such thing as an endangered species, they are Chuck's likes and dislikes.
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Q: Do you know the most favourite play of gays? A: Romeo and Julius.
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